A/N: yes, I know they'd normally start out with training sabers. BUT I DON' WANNA! SO I AIN'T GONNA!

Flare Conlon: blow something up? that's brilliant! I'll put that in this chapter!

Christina B: Thanx!

The Greatest Boba Fett Fan: Ha-ha, kouhouns!

vegemite: dirty? Obi-Wan? no, Master Kenobi would never spend money on booze and strippers... would he:P lol, but I HAVE to agree with The Greatest Boba Fett Fan: he'll send Ani to a mental institution far, far away! Hunh. I'll think about the congo line, but disco... that has DEFINITE possibilities... maybe when I finally get over the big worm...

Zealit: thanx!

Oh, and one more thing: I HATE MACE WINDU! He KILLED JANGO FETT! THAT IS NOT COOL! NOT COOL AT ALL! but I love Corran Horn, so that's why Neeja is here.

-xXx- KAMINO –xXx-

"BIG WORM!" Anakin exclaimed, running in circles around the apartment, mowing down everything in his path.

Jango stood up. "What are you talk- oomph!" Anakin ran into him again. Fett grabbed his arms to hold him still.

Anakin sent a Force-push at him and knocked Jango Fett, the greatest bounty hunter in the galaxy, on his rear for the second time in as many minutes. "BIG WORM!"

"Yes, Skywalker, big worm," Jango said patiently, remaining on the floor.

"It was big! I mean, really, really, big!"

"Yes, Skywalker." The kid had to stop running sometime. Didn't he?

"BIG WORM!" Anakin looked around frantically. "I need to kill the big worm. Bigwormbigwormbigworm..."

"No, don't touch that!" Jango screamed.

Anakin grabbed a thermal detonator from Fett's armor and laughed maniacally.

Beep. Beep. Beep.

Jango lunged at Anakin, wrestled the detonator away, ran to the window, opened it as fast as he could, and threw it out.

One of those flying sea-dragons was unfortunate enough to see it, assume it was something good to eat, and swallow it.

The resulting explosion lit up the city.

-xXx- CORUSCANT –xXx-

Jedi Master Mace Windu walked down the lightsaber training hall. He nodded to Neeja Halcyon, then paused. The Corellian Jedi, strangely enough, was sitting and eating a bag of popcorn.

"No, like this! Stop being stupid!" came a very un-Jedi-like shout from one of the rooms.

"AHHH!"

Halcyon shrugged as Windu looked at him curiously.

Then: "Now what are you doing!"

Halcyon held aloft his popcorn. "Want some?"

-xXx-

"No, like this! Stop being stupid!" Barriss yelled at poor Boba.

"I'm not trying to!" Boba protested. He gave the saber a half-hearted swing. The tip grazed the belt holding his Jedi tunic, neatly chopping it off. "AHHH!" he dropped the lightsaber.

"Now what are you doing!" Barriss's mouth dropped open.

-xXx- (may I say something? this was the random-idiot's idea, not mine!) –xXx-

Windu had had enough, and opened the door (much to Neeja's disappointment!). "What the-!"

Boba's pants were down around his ankles, revealing his white boxers. They had little images of starfighters attacking a Trade federation core ship.

Halcyon dropped his popcorn as he burst out laughing.

Windu did not find this funny at all. "Padawans Offee and Fett, what is the meaning of this?"

"Uhhh... I'm clumsy?" Boba suggested awkwardly, flushed red with embarrassment.

Halcyon's laughter rang out louder.

Windu gave him the death glare, then turned back to Boba.

-xXx- KAMINO –xXx-

"Oooh, pretty colors..." Anakin looked out the window.

Jango briefly contemplated knocking the boy from his precarious perch into the ocean below. "Snap out of it, Skywalker!" he shouted instead.

Anakin shook his head and blinked. "What? What happened?"

"You don't remember anything?"

"I guess not." Anakin looked confused.

"You don't remember the big worm?"

"BIG WORM!" Anakin screamed, panic returning to his face as he began to run around the apartment in circles again.

"Nooo!" Jango cried, hitting his head off the wall repeatedly.

-xXx- CORUSCANT –xXx-

Halcyon was back with his popcorn, tears of mirth still running down his face. Windu had scolded them about proper saber handling, then stalked off. The best part had to be when Boba...

-xXx-

"Padawan Fett, you should not have been so careless with your lightsaber!"

"With all due respect, Master Windu, you should not have been so careless with your hair!"

A/N: and this is where I'll be leaving part six. I hope this was funny. (i thought it was!) Reviews are appreciated!