Truth or Dare Baka's
by Bite Sized

Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing.

Bite Sized: Don't really have much to say other then, to say thank you for reviewing and reading this fic. Happy reading!

Chapter 3: Death Wishes and Cold Air

"Guess what? I just decided that we need someone else that is female. I mean we have me, the authoress and we have seven idiot males." Bite Sized said out of no where.

"Hey! We're not idiots!" The guys answered back knocking Bite Sized over by the volume of their voices.

"Oh Shut up." Bite Sized responded snapping her fingers and making tape appear over their mouths. "Ok so the new person is my friend..."

The lights begin to flash, then go out. Evil laughter starts up as if the very room is laughing. Suddenly two glowing red eyes appear floating in the middle of the room. Just as suddenly as the lights had gone out, the lights go back on. All of the guys are shaking, and Quatre is crying. The figure in the middle of the room is a girl with long brown hair.

Bite Sized just rolled her eyes and sweat dropped. "This is Miakakilala."

"Hello!" Miakakilala shouted in a very hyper tone. All of the males fell over in a perfectly executed anime fall.

"You scared Quatre for no reason!" Trowa grumbled angrily.

"Trust me. You should be scared. Especially you Duo. Okay. Let's get on with this game." Bite Sized warned. "Zechs you will be my next victim. Truth or Dare?"

"Truth."

"I'm playing with a bunch of chickens. Oh well. Hey Miaka, what should I ask him?" Bite Sized asked her friend.

Miaka pondered a bit. "Do the Island one."

"Great idea, arrigato! Ok Zechs, you are stranded on a deserted island with the G-boys. You have to pick one person for a servant, one for food, one for help, one for entertainment, and one for pleasure." Bite Sized said to Zechs in a cheerful voice. Zechs just looked at her like she was crazy. "Answer please."

The Gundam boys backed away trying to escape their fate. Zechs considered each of them. "Ok umm.. Trowa for entertainment. Servant would be Duo. I'd eat Heero cause I don't like him. I'd send Quatre for help because he would make all the things that would eat him, become his friends from his adorable cuteness. And finally that leaves dear sweet Wufie for pleasure."

Wufie screamed and tried to hide behind a huge recliner. "You stay away from me!"

"Right... anyway, Zechs your ask." Bite said saving Wufie from the attention he was getting.

"Miss Miakakilala, truth or dare?" Zechs asked the new comer.

"Dare. I only do dares. Geez Bite Sized. Didn't you tell them that? And please don't be so proper. In fact call me Miaka-chan." Miaka said while facing Bite Sized.

"No. It must have slipped my mind. Sorry Miaka-chan." Bite Sized said looking down at her feet.

"Ah, I forgive you." Miaka responded. Meanwhile Duo, Heero, and Quatre are all banging on the wall trying to get away from the two insane girls.

"Yes. Keep fighting. Don't see us..." Duo muttered to himself under his breath.

"Duo shut up! Do you want to get us caught and be punished by those two?" Quatre exclaimed under his breath as well.

Heero leaned over and hit Duo across the head. "Baka, Shut up."

"Hey!The guys are trying to escape!" Miaka shouted while pointing to the three escaping boys.

"What? Hey! Get back here!" Bite Sized asked in rage as she turned around to face the boys, who were banging on the wall harder and screaming for help. "My goodness you guys are stupid." She said as she snapped her fingers. The boys disappeared and then re-appeared tied up to chairs. "Miaka think of a punishment after Zechs gives you his dare."

"Okay! Give it to me Zechs." Miaka happily demanded.

"Alright. I dare you to French kiss Duo." Zechs said with a slight hint of amusement in his voice. Miaka bounded over to the tied up boy and happily started kissing him. Duo squirmed beneath her, trying to get free.

"You realize she was going to do that anyway, right?" Bite Sized asked Zechs.

"Ya I know. I just thought it would be amusing to see how Duo would react." Zechs replied keeping his eye on the fiasco that was going on.

"Um, ok then... Miaka-chan! Stop kissing Duo and get over here! You have to say the boys punishment." Bite yelled at her friend.

"Awww. But I don't want to hurt Duo-chan!" Miaka cried.

"He tried to escape, now he has to pay. Sorry Miaka-chan."

"Ok fine. Their punishment is to um... be warped to Antarctica and they have to stay there for five minutes." Miaka said sulkily.

"Alright, but I will be going with them to make sure that you don't give any special treatment to Duo." Bite Sized said with a monotone voice.

"Oh pooh. Fine." Miaka replied as she snapped her fingers making Bite Sized and the three tied up boys disappear. When they were gone, Wufie peaked out from his hiding spot.

"He he he. Serves Duo right." Wufie muttered.

"Aren't they going to freeze to death?" Trowa asked worried about the safety of Quatre.

"Yes, well almost everyone." Miaka answered giving Trowa a he'll-be-alright look.

"Bite Sized is going to hurt you." Zechs pointed out. Miaka just waved the comment off.

"Yeah, probably. But she probably warped Duo's coat off by now."

"Excellent. With no coat on he will freeze to the point of not being able to be a nusence to me!" Wufie said just a little too loudly. Miaka turned to him and began strangling him. Wufie tried to get her off. "Dang onna! Get off of me!"

"Ok. I will. Treize! Zechs! Come over here! Wufie is all yours!" Miaka called to the other two. Wufie freed himself, and started running for his life. "Get back here!" Miaka yelled as she chased after the fleeing boy. Zechs and Treize right behind her. Trowa just sat there watching the scene from a safe distance.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Antarctica, we find Bite Sized, Quatre, Duo, and Heero shivering in the snow.

"I'm cold! Why did you get rid of my coat?" Duo complained while he rubbed his arms in a vain attempt to warm up. Quatre was shivering from head to toe and Heero was shivering only slightly. Bite Sized, although, was wearing the coat that she had taken away from Duo.

"Because, oh dumb one, this is a punishment. Do you know what a punishment is? Dang I'm going to hurt Miaka when I get back." Bite Sized explained to the stupid one with the braid.

"Hey. What's that thing over there?" Quatre asked timidly. Everyone looked over in the direction Quatre was pointing in.

"Don't worry Quatre. It's only a polar bear." Heero said in his usual monotone voice. The other's realized what he said and backed up. Duo ran behind Heero.

"Hide me from the scary bear, Heero!" Duo whimpered.

"And you call yourself a gundam pilot AND the god of death. Go away, baka!" Heero said hitting Duo on the head. Duo only whimpered again.

"I'm going to go pet the polar bear. Anyone coming with me?" Bite Sized declared. The boys looked at her like she was crazy. (A/N: Well I am crazy)

"Do you think it's safe, Miss Bite Sized?" Quatre said scared for her sanity.

"Yeah, I'm sure. And if not you'll see me running past with a bear on my heels. See you guys in three minutes." Bite Sized replied as she started walking towards the polar bear. As she is about to pet the bear on the head it growls and trys to bite her. Having just about lost her arm, she hits the bear on the nose and yells at it. Then the bear lies down and allows her to pet it. The boys stare dumbstruck at the sight. Seconds later a flash of pink lightning comes down causing everyone in Antarctica to disappear and reappear back at the safe house in a huge pile on the floor.

"Ow! Duo kindly remove your foot from my face before I break it!" Heero shouted

"I can't! Bite Sized is on top of me! Oof. Bite, you need to lose some weight." Duo gasped trying to get breath of air to enter his lunges.

"Nani! I'm going to murder you Duo!" Bite Sized said as she started hitting Duo.

"Muh muhgh mughuh muu!" Quatre cried from the bottom of the pile. (Roughly translated to 'mean get off of me!')

"Huh? Oh! Sorry Qu-chan." Bite Sized apologized as she got off of the pile to allow everyone to spread out. Look around she noticed Wufie running around with Miaka on his heels. "Um, Miaka? What the heck is going on?"

"Help me onna! She's insane!" Wufie pleaded.

"We knew that already, Wufie. Miaka stop it!" Bite Sized said trying to gain some control over the chaos.

"He insulted Duo!" Miaka protested before she tackled Wufie to the ground.

"Well in that case, Wufie I don't even pity you. I warned you earlier. Ok. Well anyway can we get on with the game?" Bite Sized said as everyone sat down in their original spots. Well everyone but Miaka and Wufie.

"Yay! More gundam boy torture!" Miaka cried out happily, leaving Wufie so that she could dance around and plot some dares and truths. The guys all took this chance to back up.

"Oh dear. I think you all should hide if you value your dignity." Bite Sized warned.

"My turn to dare!" Miaka giggled happily putting extra emphasis on dare. Everyone shuddered. "Ok Wufie. Truth or Dare?"

"I am not weak. Dare." Wufie stated with his fear blaring through his voice.


Bite Sized: I'm going to be mean now and put a cliff hanger here. I'm so evil. Review or flame, I welcome all helpful criticism. Chapter four is in the works and will not be posted for a few days because I am busy trying to update my other fanfics.