A/N: I HAVE RETURNED! Wow, so many reviews...

I got the idea for Mace Windu from watching an episode of MadTV, so you already know he's doomed!

Christina B: well... okay, I suppose so... :P

The Greatest Boba Fett Fan: I actually like the macarena, but I couldn't think of anything else, so... yeah. I thought about having them line-dance... :P We should SO send Anakin back to Tatooine!

Jedi Knight Reven: thanx so much! What kind of SW fanfic do you write? (Pre-Clone Wars, post RotJ, NJO, etc...) That's a very good question... "HEY PEOPLE! WHY DON'T I HAVE 50 REVIEWS, YET?" :P Really? I've never seen SG-1, but I love Atlantis, so I have Barriss as the Gate fan.

vegemite: glad you liked it! Ah, yes, Momo and Mill... :Boba looks up in terror and hides from Mill: yes, anyone reading this IS probably like WTF? I lover your reviews! They make me grin. :P You seem like the kind of peron who would like this... I'm writing a story called 'Boba Fett and the Holy Grail' that I think you would like. Check it out if you have a chance!

Flare Conlon: we should start a c2: 'Fettishists'. :P no, I'm joking. I'd never have the patience to run one of those...

Jamieson Z: thanx for coming! ha-ha, Drago-Katsov! Bizarre is the word; you're right about that!

A/N: thanks for your patience, everyone, but once again, I AM out of funny ideas. I can't think of anything! HELP ME, OBI-WAN KENOBI! YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE! Wait, never mind, I only got his voicemail... damn. REVIEWERS! PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO READ BUT DON'T REVIEW! I NEED IDEAS!

Whoa... I have ten chapters already...

-xXx- CORUSCANT –xXx-

Boba sat on the couch, bored. "Can we please put the show back on?" he requested.

Next to him, Obi-Wan and Barriss were engaged in deep discussion over whether X-Files was a better show than Stargate: Atlantis.

"You've never even seen the original!"

"So? Atlantis is better, I don't need to watch SG-1!"

"Yes, but the X-Files deals with the alien colonization of a low-tech planet-"

"So? We know that could never happen."

"Yes, but it deals with the inherent corruption in government systems!"

"Yes, but Stargate Atlantis has Asgard!"

"Yeah, so? X-Files has the-"

"Shut up, both of you!" Boba yelled.

"Don't yell at me or I won't go out with you!"

Boba and Barriss suddenly froze and looked at Obi-Wan.

Obi-Wan simply grinned. "Which one of you asked first?"

"Huh?" Boba looked confused. Barriss was flushed a deep red.

"Who asked who?"

"Uh, that would be, uh... me," Boba said finally, looking down.

"I know Jedi aren't supposed to-" Barriss started.

Obi-Wan looked at her quizzically. "Says who?"

"Uh, the Jedi Code forbids-"

"Attachment, yes I know." Obi-Wan rested his bearded chin on his hands, then snapped his fingers. "Boba, get me the copy of the Jedi Code from my quarters."

"Um, why, sir?"

Obi-Wan grinned. "It's time to find a loophole."

-xXx-

"Look in the mirror, you will," Yoda said firmly.

Mace Windu was hiding in a corner, trying not to be noticed. "No, I don't wanna look, I don't wanna! Blue skin, blue skin!"

A Chiss Padawan looked at him quizzically with glowing red eyes. "Master Windu, I have blue skin, not you!"

"Padawan Naganna, leave you will," Master Yoda ordered.

Naganna nodded and left.

"Master Yoda?" Windu whispered, looking up fearfully.

"Yes, Mace?"

"Am I a Chiss-human hybrid?"

Yoda rapped his Gimer stick against Mace's knuckles. "Look in the mirror, you will!"

"NO!" Windu shrieked. "No lookie, no lookie!" He moved his hands around in front of his body. "Brick wall!"

Yoda sighed. "Look in the mirror, you will!"

"I can't hear you!" Windu announced, stuffing his fingers in his ears.

-xXx- KAMINO –xXx-

"Don't make a sound," Niner whispered. "They'll hear us..."

Anakin suddenly grabbed his nose. "I'm gonna sneeze," he whispered.

Fi clapped his hand over Anakin's nose-

And Atin sneezed.

They all froze stock-still as the Kaminoans stopped dancing below.

"We are so dead," Fi moaned.

"DOOM. DOOM. DOOM. DOOM," the Kaminoans chanted as one reached up for the vent. "DOOM. DOOM. DOOM. DOOM. DOOM."

"Clear off!" came a yell. A man in blue-and-gray Mandalorian armor shouldered his way forward and shoved away the one reaching for the vent. "Skywalker?"

"Yeah?" came a tentative answer from the ceiling.

"Get down. I won't let them get you."

"But they'll get my friends," Anakin's disembodied voice said through the vent.

Jango sighed. What was it now? Another big worm? Dust nerfs? "Who're your friends, Anakin?"

"Your clones."

"Well, get them down here too."

"Okay."

Anakin removed the vent, and he and the four clones clambered down.

"Let's go, Skywalker," Jango snapped. "Don't run off again." He grabbed Anakin's arm and stalked away, leaving poor Darman, Fi, Atin, and Niner in the middle of the Kaminoans.

As soon as the sounds of Jango and Anakin's footsteps faded away, the Kaminoans looked at each other and began closing in.

The four looked around warily.

"DOOM. DOOM. DOOM. DOOM. DOOM. DOOM."

Anguished screams rang down the corridor.

-xXx- CORUSCANT –xXx-

Obi-Wan looked up triumphantly. "I have it! Barriss, you just can't let Boba get in the way of your Padawan responsibilities and duties."

Barriss gave Boba a hug. "Thank you, Master Kenobi."

Boba gave out a happy whoop.

Then Barriss's comlink went off. "Barriss, are you there? Barriss, come in."

"Master Luminara," Barriss whispered. She activated it. "Yes, Master?"

"Where are you?"

"I'm, uh, with Master Kenobi and Boba."

"There's something wrong with Master Windu," Luminara said into the comlink. She was standing behind a wall and peeking around the corner.

Barriss and Boba tried not to laugh. "Really, Master? What's he doing?"

"He seems to think his skin is blue like a Chiss, and that he has an Afro."

"Really?" Next to her, Boba was turning red and tears were popping from his eyes. Obi-Wan looked at him, puzzled. "I'll be there right away."

"No, I'd stay away," Luminara said dryly. "I just thought I'd let you know."

"Yes, Master." Barriss deactivated the comlink and burst out laughing.

Obi-Wan looked at them both suspiciously. "Why do I get the feeling that you two had something to do with this?"

That only generated more laughter.

-xXx-

"Look in the mirror, you will!"

"Why?"

"Because see you will that your skin is not blue!"

"Why?"

"Stop acting like a child, you will!"

"Why?"

"A leading member of the Jedi Council, you are!"

"Why?"

"Voted in, you were."

"Why?"

"Showed much skill in the Jedi ways, you did!"

"Why?"

A/N: It's official... I am completely insane! But I need ideas... Mace ideas, Anakin ideas, Boba ideas... anything! PLEASE! OMG, I START HIGH SCHOOL NEXT TUESDAY! :runs and hides: