Authors note: (smiles) me again! Miss me! OBEY ME and say yes. Nod you head if you understand…..now tell me if you nodded your head… now everyone one SIT for I have something to tell you…Let the show begin!

Disclaimer: (Gaz) she doesn't own Invader Zim… (Me) liar! (Gets slammed against the wall by Gaz)… Okay I don't own Invader Zim… (Gaz) that's more like it…


Zim starred at the smiling Rik …5…4…3…2…1… Rik tried holding Zim's hand again, but was pushed into a granny who repeatedly whacked him with her purse.

"FINALLY" Zim ran to the door of his house "NOW, I hope to see you again, I had fun, be gone with you!" He hissed darkly.

"Great, Can I come in? After I pop my spine back in place of course" The blue eyed boy asked hopefully, carefully watching as the granny walked passed.

"NO" Zim responded opening the door.

"No?" Rik's voice dropped depressingly.

"Yes." Zim was about to close the door but it was stopped.

"Yes, Aw thanks Zim" Rik said opening the door entering his house "Nice place, do you have anything to watch here?"

"WAIT you tricked me, you no good rotten HAMAN!" Zim shouts didn't get any responds from him, Rik just continued to search for video's "That's it, compu-" Zim stopped instantly 'the human doesn't know I'm alien, I must be more careful'.

"Whacha doin!" Gir squealed walking in the room. To his relief he was in the doggy outfit, to his terror he was talking.

"Im trying to find a good movie…" Rik said disturbed by the green dog that was talking to him. "I …didn't know dogs can talk…."

"Ha. Ha. Ha. Well uh you see, Gir is very special, he was in a neutral accident that caused his speech to go, all funny like" Zim said pushing the dog towards the kitchen.

"I'm special!" Gir squeaked hugging his master. Zim helplessly tried to push him off but Gir's grip was like super glue.

"Go Gir or no tacos for you" Zim demanded and Gir immediately started to panic.

"But I NEED my tacos" Gir started jumping around crying flinging himself to the floor were he continued to yell and scream "taaaaaco's tacoooos" then instantly fell asleep.

"That was weird, may I get some popcorn?" Rik said giving up on looking for a movie.

"Yes…yes you may" Zim shivered starring at Girs drooling, slobbery, and twitching self, Rik disappeared into the kitchen whistling like nothing happened. A few minutes later a camera fell from the top of the ceiling "DIB!"

"No it's your imagination…" Dib said not making any sudden movements.

"No it isn't." Zim hissed pulling out a weird device. Dib jumped from the ceiling and knocked the device out of his hands pinning Zim to the floor laughing triumphantly.

"Aw poor helpless little Zim" Dib laughed, Zim continued to struggle but decide just to kick Dib were-the-sun-don't-shine Dib rollover in pain eyes watering "ow"

"Ha now what Dib monkey" Zim declared grabbing the weapon, Dib jumped up and easily took the weapon shooting it at Zim. Elastic handcuffs shot out at and Zim dodged it with little effort, Dib tackled him pinning him down again "Dib monkey get off me and give me my device so I can destroy you!"

"Nope I think I'll keep it and send it into mysterious-" Dib couldn't carry on because he saw Rik holding popcorn, standing in the doorway.

"GIVE it to me Dib" Zim shouted Demanding he give his device back, Both Dibs and Riks mouth hung open gapping at him, Zim looked up and his mouth hung open too, after a few moments went by Zim finally was the first to speak "That came out wrong…"

"I hate you" Dib said getting off him and scooting towards the door "Well I'll be going n-…hey, wait, what are you doing here in the first place."

"I'm here to watch a movie… what are YOU doing here" Rik pointed at Dib, clutching the popcorn so tight it was cracking the bowl.

"…You mean you're on a… date, with Zim?" Dib said slowly trying to get him self to believe it.

"yes/no" Rik and Zim replied at the same time.

"But ...he's an alien!" Dib shouted, apparently Rik didn't believe him, cause all he did was just raised an eyebrow at him and saying.

"You're crazy."

"Um, I guess I'll, uh, just be going now, here's me leaving, yep" Dib said slowly going towards the door, opening it he turned back to Zim pronouncing the words slowly to him "yes. I'm almost out… I will leave you to your DATE."

"…Would you like to stay and watch the movie Dib?" Zim said in a lazy tone. Rik dropped the popcorn mouth falling open again.

"Yes, I think I would!" Dib said happily walking towards the couch, but was stopped by Zim.

"Any tricks dirt child and you will pay DEARLY" Zim hissed his fist balled up.

"Yes, yes I know" Dib said dismissing him and walked over to Rik. "I can't wait to see how good this evening turns out" Rik pushed him and started to pick up the popcorn mumbling. Zim pushed Dib into a silent talk.

"I do not want to be DATEING a rotten no good FILTHY worm child and that is the only reason I'm letting you stay, if you even THINK about pulling out a camera I will do horrible things to that abnormally sized head of yours… what's your excuse?"

"I don't want this planet invaded with alien/human babies. The very thought makes me shiver" Dib shivered not seeing the discussed look on Zim's face.

"What are you doing over here" Rik whispered pushing Dib out of the way.

"Nothing... Nothing at all" Zim purred leading Rik to the couch "make your self comfy and I'll play the movie."

Zim started to leave but was yanked into Riks lap "I'm comfy…" Zim balled up his fist growling, he was about to punch him but was pulled off by Dib and pushed towards the TV.

"Yes Zim go ahead and start the movie" He sat down as far away as he could from Rik. Zim glared, he was getting pushed around in his own base.

"Put in the movie um, My lover" Rik suggested rolling his eyes.

"No…put Death of Jenny Walker in" Dib smiled, Rik glared, Zim sighed.

"Between a romance and horror, I choose horror" Zim eyed to see if anyone disagreed with him. Rik crossed his arms, and Dib smiled happily placing his arms over his head.

Gir woke up and quietly went towards the door. "Gir, where are you going?" Zim asked, Gir looked back and started making kissy noises. He was immediately thrown out "Go Gir, go chase some cars or something…" Dib gapped and Rik smiled evilly.

"This is going to REALLY be a long movie"


If I still have run on sentences, and mistakes Ill fire my error reader person. Thank you for the reviews! Bare with me if you think I should have had more action or stuff, oh and Gir would have woken up and ruined my chaos and stuff for my horrible new chapter so sadly he gets to chase cars... (Pats Gir) I still wuv you.