Authors note: Gezz I'm lazy… Well… Back to the important matter, ME! Now where was I…Oh yeah! I shall rain DOOM on you filthy human heads! Get your heads ready for the droplets of "death"…hey, wait…what are you doing, Don't TOUCH that, nooooo- (please stand by)
Disclaimer: (Dib) she doesn't own Invader Zim, and most likely never will, man I'm boring (Me) have you ever notice how he just keeps talking?
Zim broke out in giggles as everyone started dieing in the "Sad" scene. His giggles turned into a laugh, which eventually broke out into a hysterical rampage. It was already dark outside but the crickets were scared off by the intensive laughing. Dib smiled innocently toward Rik who was getting drowned with popcorn that had spilled every time Zim went on an insane laughing spree.
"Want some popcorn?" Dib offered his bowl biting back a hurtful snicker. His mouth twitched as the murderess glare on Riks faced started to look like a plain pathetic attempt to shut him up "Ill take that as a no."
"Why don't you get lost Dib, I'll tell Zim you bailed on the movie" He stated more than offered.
"Yeah right, I know what this is about, and I won't allow it" Dib said happily munching on his popcorn "So 'you' get lost"
"Dib, I swear, if you intrude, I will make you wish you were never born, I will twist your limbs, break your arm, I will make it so you were under such unbearable pain you want to die" Rik hissed grabbing Dibs neck digging his nails into him, A soundless moment fell over, all but Zim's laughter in the background was heard "make that my promise to you Dib, If can't have him… nobody will, remember that"
"What makes you think I WANT him?" He snorted biting Rik's hand "It's only for mankind I do this."
"Is that so? First off I never said anything about you, and second… are you so pathetic you have convinced even yourself that" Rik barked a laugh rubbing his hand "I've seen it for myself, if your calling me blind then"
"That's exactly what I'm calling you!" Dibs voice started to rise above a whisper "are you so brain dead that your paranoid of having him taken away, what is wrong with you people. You haven't been here for less than a day."
"You hide it well, but not well enough, I can still see it" Rik bite back.
"See what? There is nothing to see because there nothing there to see" Dib growled "what in the world would make you think that?"
"It's your eyes!" Rik shouted pointing at him, Dib stayed quiet "Your eyes, since the first time I saw you stare at him it made me sick, I saw it in your glare, I saw the look you gave when drawing that picture, I saw it when you and Zim were talking after the bell, It was there when you were fighting him, when you asked about the date to right now I could see it, I hate your eyes, the amusement, the thrill, the worry…the caring, I have yet to see any hate in them… for that I hate you, for that I also envy."
"Listen, I really don't know what you think you see" Dib tried to reason but the intensity of his glare was making it hard "But there is nothing there."
"This does not change the fact that you are unworthy" Rik cut him off, Dibs mouth flew open in amazement, 'this guys head is thinker than a block of cheese' Zim had stopped laughing and was started to take out the movie. "You are pathetic Dib and under him."
"Hey, what happen to the envy?" Dib said annoyed.
"I never said I envy you… I said your eyes" Rik pointed out discussed "to envy a person that denies what they can take to willingly is stupid."
"NOW, I have watched this movie thing and I must request you… Get out of my house!" Zim finished putting the type away and started to shout shaking his fist "you heard me, out, out! OUT"
Dib got up and was walking to the door but stopped to be sure Rik even was about to leave. To his surprise Rik had a sly grin on his face "observe."
What are you-" Dibs mouth flew open as he saw Rik crush lips with Zim. An odd hatred and annoyance seem to tingle under his skin, but as he reached forward wanting nothing more than to hear Rik's scream, Zim delivered a punch in the blue eyed boy's eye which flew him across the room and out of reach. After the punch Zim started screeching and repeatedly gagging as he rolled around on the ground. Taking the opportunity he went over to where Rik was laughing "Beside from you getting whacked in the eye I don't see what's so funny," Dib snorted.
"You, tell me striate to my face you do not care for Zim" Rik declared triumphantly as a dark ring started to slowly appear around his eye. "I saw it in your horrid eyes" Dib looked him lazily.
"I do not care for Zim" Dib stated in a matter of fact way "I was annoyed that I'm having such a tough time trying to keep this breeding thing from happening."
"Breeding? I never though of Zim that way…" Rik said in deep thought, Zim had stopped rolling around and seemed very upset.
"I want you OUT of my HOUSE" Zim stomped over to the door and opened it then he realized his floor was getting wet "Stupid stink beast stop drooling all over my floor!"
"Huh? Oh, sorry" Rik wiped his mouth, and went over to get his good bye kiss "I really hope we can do this again maybe alone next time" he winked and slowly leaned forward.
"Yes, yes it will be magical, now LEAVE" He pointed outside, Dib pushed Rik out the door waving bye to Zim.
"Oh and before I forget" Dib rushed back up the stairs "Zim I found a way to rid you of your Rik problem, but you have to at least try and play along."
"Oh really, tell me your plan then worm monkey" Zim suspiciously eyeing him. "I will accept if you make sure it works. Well on the other hand I could use him to study mating rituals."
"NO!" Dib shouted glancing at Rik who not surprisingly hung around. Dib leaned into whisper.
"Well stop your nonsense talk and just tell me Dib worm" Zim protested, taking a step back since Dib was so close. Dib stepped forward.
"Be with me" Dib whispered in his ear, Zim's eyes went wide "…Acting of course" Dib said stepping back smirking at the homicidal Rik.
"If this is the only way… then you have better not touch, grab, or even kiss me with those meaty lips, we start tomorrow, I shall hope everything is planned out." Zim hiss warningly, but Dib waved him off. "Stupid big head" With that he slammed the door.
"You already said you weren't interested in him, I know what your up to" Rik shouted obviously over hearing the conversation "Do you really think you're clever, that has to be the stupidest plan ever."
"No, I for one think this is dumb… but I also think I might test your so called proof." Dib rolled his eyes raising an eyebrow "I will show you I'm not at all interested in Zim, if this is the only way, then so be it" With that Dib walked off 'If I can fool Rik into thinking his theory is correct, then he'd stop trying to get with him… wait what am I supposed to do after I convince him… maybe I should have thought this through, Zims going to kill me' Dib mentally slapped himself. "Hey what's this" he took a weird device from his pants.
"This is Zim's… oh well a gift to me."
Well my hands started typing and I just went with it. Maybe I should have let Gir stay... hm, I think I now what to do for the next chappy! Oh and if there are any mistakes in here, I will throw her over a cliff... then jump with her. Thankies for the reviews!
