Authors note: hello it is me your humble and respected…witty, charming, sly, cunning, lovable, gets hit over the head by readers Ow sorry anyways I am VERY happy you stuck around long enough for this. :D

Disclaimer: (Gir) nope, that girl is not owner of this, cute ponyyy! (Whispers) Gir you're supposed to say I don't own invader Zim… (Gir) do you? (Me) …well no I don't (Gir) don't what...? (Me) …own invader Zim (Gir) you own invader Zim… (Me) no I don't own invader Zim… (Gir) you're a strangy lady…


(Morning at skool)

"Therefore, the universe is destined to collapse" Miss Bitters laid back in her chair falling asleep. Zim finished scribbling notes for his next big plan to conquer the world when a paper ball hit him. Outraged Zim slammed his fist on the desk searching for the culprit "who threw that!" after no one answered he settled for reading the note.

Zim, don't forget we are supposed to be together.

Zim rolled his eyes and started to write a 'love' note. A few seconds later he coughed franticly trying to get the teachers attention, but she kept on sleeping, annoyed he jumped on his desk and coughed louder making signals. She didn't move, Zim sighed "oh look a child in pain"

Miss Bitters snorted waking up "what where, oh, what is it Zim?"

"I do not wish to ask you anything, I just hope you do not take this away and read this to the class for I will be devastated" Zim acted out badly. Swinging the note around he pretended to hide it "I would be so hurt if you read this to everyone."

"Right, well, Zim, give me the note" Miss Bitters hissed.

"Oh no, you have caught me" Zim had a blank stare with a monotonous voice. Miss Bitters slithered behind him taking the note. "Oh no, please do not read it out loud."

Miss Bitters raised an eyebrow, and stated to read.

Dib I hate you, you large headed STUPIED monkey boy and for what I'm going to say, I will make sure you PAY dearly…I… like, you.

Miss Bitters had to dust and sound out the last part since it was erased so may times it was hard to tell what was really written. Dib slammed his head on the desk 'idiot no one is going to fall for that' Sure enough Rita rolled her eyes. "I knew there was something wrong with Zim"

Rik rolled his eyes and started to scribble words down then coughed franticly. Miss Bitters snatched the note and read it.

Zim, ignore that stupid loudmouth, that maniac can't defend or even like you the way I do.

Miss Bitters growled as Dib scribbled a note. Hissing she pulled it from his hands before he could cough.

Oh please that's pathetic Rik, you sink so low to date an alien!

Miss Bitters snarl again as Zim wrote another note and handed it to her.

LIER! I am not an alien! It's a skin condition you dirt ball of human FILTH!

Rik walked up and handed her an already written note.

Shut up Dib! Your crazy!

Dib walked up and handed his note to her.

Don't tell me to shut up you alien lover scum!

Zim handed his note in.

For the LAST time I am not an alien, Big heads just crazy! He thinks bigfeet exists!

"Why the heck are we yelling at each other in notes?" Dib questioned stopping in the middle of his writing.

Everyone shrugged.

(After school)

"This is your entire fault stupid earth child!" Zim started to yell "I should have known you'd mess up."

"My fault" Dib whispered grabbing his hand pulling him along "If Rik wasn't attracted to you this wouldn't be a problem!"

"Dib, where are you taking me" Zim tried to pull his arm away but Dib refused "let go stupid Dib monster… or else."

"Shut up Zim… Rik's following us" Dib whispered now turning the corner to his house "We have to look like we are in some sort of relationship, at least…"

Zim shivered "Why your house? So many germs, and there just waiting to feast on my juicy flesh!" Dib gave him a weird look as he opened his door.

"I'm not happy either about having an alien in my house" Dib led Zim in but he came to a halt when seeing the angry look on the aliens face "Zim what are you looking at…uh oh" He had left Zim's device on the table. Dib lunged for it stuffing it in the back part of his pants then making a run for it.

"Give it back Dib!" Zim jumped, tackling him Dib started to struggle "That's mine you get your germs off it"

"Never, its mine now" Dib tried to push him off but only rolled over and giving Zim the chance to find his weapon by 'searching' him. Professor Membrane walked in giving the scientist from around the world a tour. The scientist gasped.

"I found it!" Zim declared as Dibs mouth fell wide "I think it's stuck?"

"…that's. Not. It" Dib blushed cherry red trying to push him off.

"Oh my god… and this way is my laboratory!" Dibs father pushed everyone out of the room. Zim started to gross out realizing what he meant by that 'that wasn't it'.

"That could have gone better" Dib pushed him off giving him his weapon back "Do not do that again"

Rik busted in "I saw everything!" Rik went over to Zim "He forced you in it didn't he!"

Zim stood up stunned "uh, yeah, I mean no, I need to feed Gir" Zim started to walk to the door. Rik pushed Dib into the kitchen

"I knew you'd do something like this" He pick up the plastic fork and was threateningly walking towards him. Dib looked around finding nothing so he settled with throwing a glass of water at him. Zim walked out, Rik wiped off the water and raised the fork.

"What the" Dib mouth dropped as Rik started to burn.


Sorry if this took long I read it myself… so I kept changing events in the story… hehehe sorry! Anyways I think Ill edited the chapters I already posted just because it bothers me hehehe Site has been updated background music has been added and other stuff. Thankies for the reviews!