ok so heres a story me and my friend wrote.Now don't you hate it when people read and don't review.Well I hate it so much that if u read and don't review I will find you and slit your throt just joking but im beging you to review.
Disclaimer-I dont ownFMA and Naruto
By: goone and Tinkrbelle
"Jumping jilikers!" screamed Sam.
"What the hell sam?" Keira questioned.
"Just wanted to brake the silence," sam said sadly
"You're a dork," said Keira
"No one likes me!" yelled Sam, as she ran out of the room crying.
"What's her problem?" Sasuke asked, as entered the living room.
"I dunno, she said something about no one liking her, then just ran off," Keira told him, as he took a seat next to her.
Sasuke turned and smirked at Keira as she kissed him. Just then Sakura walked into the room, and seeing Sasuke and Keira kissing, got angry and walked out of the room.
Ed walked in, "Where the hell is Sam?"
"I dunno, she might be in her room," Keira said, pulling away from Sasuke.
"You guys are kinky," Ed replied.
"At least I have a love life shorty pants," Sasuke replied placing his hands behind his head.
Ed turned red, and balled a fist, threatening Sasuke with it, "SHUT UP, and I DO have a love life, you stupid ninja!"
"EXCUSE ME!"
"You heard me!"
"Oh, IT's ON!"
Keira had to hold Sasuke back from throwing his fists at Ed. Then Sam decided to make yet another appearance.
"Sam, your boyfriend is here, and him and Sasuke are already trying to go at it," Keira whined.
"ED!" Sam said as she ran to her boyfriend and pecked him on the lips.
Keira walked in the kitchen to get some popsicles, "Hey SPECIAL ED, you want a popsicle?" she asked.
"Yeah...wait...STOP CALLING ME THAT!" Ed yelled, getting angry again.
"But that's my nickname for you, you meanie," Keira said licking her banana flavor popsicle, while trying to fold her arms in front of her at the same time, she failed. Her popsicle now lay helplessly on the carpet, their dog, licking away at it.
"MY POPSICLE!" Keira whined slash shouted, as she stared sadly down at the banana flavored popsicle.
"Hey I just had an awesome idea," Sam replied, as she dashed from the room, and outside to their drive way.
"FINE, JUST IGNORE MY MID-LIFE CRISIS THEN, YOU HOE!" Keira shouted to Sam's retreating form.
Sam ignored Keira, while Ed and Sasuke gave her wierd looks, before Keira followed after Sam.
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Keira, Ed, and Sasuke walked out to see that Sam had stole the neighbors trash cans, "Sam what are you doing?" asked Ed as he scratched his head.
"Don't worry I saw it on T.V.," said Sam in a high voice as she continued to set up the cans.
"Um...Sam I don't think this is a good idea!" whined Keira.
Sam had set the cans up in a line of two.she backed up, "Uhh...Sam!" whined Keira again, but it was to late Sam had already started to jump. They heard a big crash with Sam's ear splitting screams of, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...that was fun...now can we go to the ER!"
"I told you! What kind of ninja are you anyway? We won't take you to the ER because you wouldn't learn anything that way!" Keira informed her.
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Keira tapped her foot in annoyance as she tried to find a way to entertain herself while she sat with her boring boyfriend in the ER. "Stupid Sam, and her ideas," Keira complained as she watched Sasuke with interest.
On the other side of the room Ed paced the halls, as he watched Sasuke and Keira sneak off into a janitor's closet. "I've said it once, I'll say it again...Kinky idiots!" Ed said with a snort.
Just then Sam walked out with a kick-ass caste on her arm. "Hey look guys, I've got a cool blue caste," Sam esclaimed, as she looked at Ed, and realized something or rather someone was missing. "Where is Keira and Sasuke?" Sam asked, a curious look on her face.
"Closet," was all Ed said as he pointed down the hall.
With an evil look on her face, yes evil not seductive, Sam walked down the hall and started punding on the closet door. "KEIRA, SASUKE, GET YOUR KINKY, NAKED ASSES OUT OF THAT JANITOR'S CLOSET, YOU CAN HAVE SEX AT HOME, THIS IS A STERILE HOSPITAL NOT A SPERM BANK!" Sam shouted at the top of her lungs.
Everyone stared in the direction of the closet, as Sam continued to pound on the door. Ed rolled around on the floor in laughter, and the janitor looked horror-stricken as he stopped mopping the sqeaky clean floor, literly, it sqeakes.
The closet door flew open and Keira looked completely embarassed, but as soon as she saw Sam's face, her own face went beet red, as she began to chase Sam around the hospital.
"RAPE! PATIENT ABUSE! IS ANYONE GOING TO FUCKING HELP ME HERE, AHHHHHH!" Sam yelled as she continued to run from Keira. It wasn't a pretty seen.
"SO...was it fun?" Ed asked with his eyerows rased. Sam ran around the corner, "Ed!"
Sasuke shrugged and said, "A little crowed, but yeah, it was fun."
"Really? You sound bored out of your nuts...uh...I mean...mind," Ed stated cautiously baking away from Sasuke.
Sasuke glared evily at Ed, while Sam rounded the corner again, Keira soon following as she tried to keep up the run, but she was too exhausted.
"I'll...get...you...bitch...you...better...watch...your...back..." Keira said before falling to the floor in exhaustion and falling fast asleep.
