Authors note: I'm Back! Bow down before me for I have corrected SOME of the mistakes…some… I admit that last chapter was a really big booboo but I assure you Dibs taken all the blame:) I make more mistakes when I read it myself apparently… it's a sad gift that I will wonder this earth not knowing (Puts self in denial)
Disclaimer: (Rik) she doesn't own Invader Zim… (Me) Hey! I created you! You better be grateful! (Rik) thank you, but you still don't own them… (Me) …you meany!
"An Alien, I should have known! Is this another plot of Zims to take over the world?" Dib eyed him for any suspicious movements; unknowingly he started to ramble to himself. "Oh no what if the invasion is just beginning? Everyone's in danger, the world is depending on me! I must inform everyone! Or is this just another Tak thing?"
"Stupid human, I will rip your insides out! That really hurt…" His eye twitched sadly rubbing his cheek "Zim doesn't know and if I have to rip your jaw out to make sure of that… believe me Ill do it with pleasure…"
"So what are you doing here? Who are you? What is your business with Zim?" Dib backed away to the living room not taking his eye off him "How do you know him anyway and why do you want to keep it a secret if you're the same race"
"I piloted Zims destroyer in operation doom one, of course he didn't know we were still on are home planet despite warnings and nearly destroyed us all…but he did it with passion…" He added with admiration. He sighed hopelessly "I bet he doesn't even remember me, anyways, Zim seems to take a liking to humans, so here I am, I kept an eye on him when he was banished to Food Courtya hoping to make my move someday, I was forced to pilot the tallest ship till I was trust worthy to pilot a destroyer again…and then there was the great assigning and later I found out he was announced dead, after awhile I got on with life but I wasn't happy… it came as a shock when there was a transmission coming though from an unknown planet called earth…I got my insane little one back… kind of " He added hatefully. "I was able to escape after a couple months…sadly it took me six more months to get here"
"Zim destroyed your home planet" Dib said Dumbfounded.
"Yes, almost"
"That's just dumb" Dib said taking out a pen a note pad. "Tell me more about this food Courtya" The doorway busted open and Zim poked his head in.
"I forgot my device" He pointed to the couch where it was "An uncommon mistake"
Dibs dad came back in quickly escorting everyone out "Thank you for coming...yes. Yes, goodbye" His dad closed the door leaning against it sighing "I want everyone in the living room…now" they did what they were told obediently all but Zim who went for the door, but Dib grabbed hold of the back of his outfit.
"You to space boy" He said dragging him to the living room. They all sat down as membrane just kept shaking his head "Dad I can explain, it wasn't what it looked like."
"No need to explain son I now know the truth" His dad raise a hand then pointed to Rik "are you gay too"
"…do I look cheerful?" he stated crossing his arms.
"No are you queer" Membrane tried again.
"I don't look funny" he glared.
"No, a homo, a faggot, or you know what lover" Dibs dad started to stress.
"I'm sorry I don't understand…" He tilted his head.
"Do you like guys?" He blurted rubbing the side of his head.
"Well duh, what am I suppose to like…a girl" he laughed and got an odd look from both Dib and the Professor but Zim rolled his eyes in agreement "Oh but I have nothing against the gender benders…" He added respectfully.
"Yes well I do not appreciate that you do something like that in the living room, I know all you young kids are into that kinky stuff now and days but please not in the living room" The professor winced uncomfortably.
"But dad, really he was just trying to get the weapon that was hidden in my pants" He tried explaining.
"Yes son and that is a very powerful weapon that should only be used if you really care about someone." He stated straitening up; Dib blushed at that comment "that is why I think its best for you really connect, so I've decide that Zim and Rik both should sleep over" he said but his voice disapprovingly.
"What, no… hey wait, why does Rik have to stay over?" Dib ask dumbfounded.
"Your having a threesome right? Sorry son that's my pager I have to go" His dad ran out the room.
"Wait, Dad…great" He sighed glaring at Zim who played with his thumbs innocently "I have a camera system that will detected if you leave the room and set the alarm off, so you have better not try anything"
"Insolent fool boy…I would never" he gave a sideways grin.
"Yeah well, just hurry up and get your things" He turned his head as Zim walked out "Oh, and Rik, I suggest you make sure there are no flaws in that disuse of yours because my cameras will pick it up" He glared.
"Trust me, there wont be" he walked out. Dib rolled over trying to get comfortable and saw Gaz standing right in front of the stairs.
"Why didn't you tell Zim, Dib?" Gaz walked to the fridge no doughty looking for the soda "You have nothing to save by keeping it a secret"
"…I… They would team up and the humanity would be in great danger" He replied softly.
"You and you humanity" She said turning around and heading up stairs with her soda.
(Later that night)
"Dirt worm I am not sleeping on the ground!" Zim hollered "Give me three reasons why I ZIM should be degraded to the filth of squeaky wood?"
"Number one there's carpet! Number two there is only room for one on my bed, and three its my house" Dib fumed as Rik dragged his stuff in, Dibs mind just started to realized that the two of the would be sharing the ground "on second thought… there's room for two"
"No!" Rik refused "Dib let your guests have top, be a good host"
"I am letting one of you have top" Dib said dismissing the argument "But till then lets keep are selves entertained"
"How about a movie" Zim suggested pushing the tape that was already in.
"Huh? Not that one!" Dib fell over Riks stuff and the movie started to play "take it out!"
"Yes, I made it" Dibs voice from behind the camera, the camera pointed at Zim
"Gir please leave there is something wrong with my body I'm need the computer to run a check"
"Take the movie out, now" Dib struggled with the bag.
Zim starting to remove his outfit.
Dib finally got the bag to let go and went for the VCR, Zim started to yell and point Rik struggle with him and the VCR apparently wanting to see more.
Zim got to the last remaining item covering his body but was stuck.
Dib pushed the eject button but the movie instead got stuck at a very bad part.
Zim finally pull his boot off with a moan and body fully exposed. (which kept repeating)
Rik eyes glowed and Zim yelled louder. Zim's yells caused Gaz to burst in "What are you- oh."
Gir broke in through the window and landed on top of Dibs head covering his eyes "Master you forgot the toothpaste" Gir screeched then look at the TV "Masters nakey!"
"Gaz, did you find out what all the commotion was about" Dib father came to find out.
"Yep" she pointed to the screen, his eyes widened. Dib had all he could take and couldn't take no more, so he did what any normal person would do.
He took a bat and repeatedly smashed the television in.
Lol I had to do something like this… it was killing me… plus I rated this pg13…or T for teen…Yeah, Thanks for keeping with me!
