Authors note: hello, we meet again fellow humans! Hehehe Sorry for harming your innocent eyes human, I made the rare mistake of type and tape I mean once in a lifetime! What don't you believe me… hehehe thanks for catching that…? I got lazy and skimmed through it myself I'm sorry for any mistakesT.T (slaps hand) I'm soooo lazy!
Disclaimer: (Poop Dog) word up peps this is Poop Dog and this homie here don't own Invader Zim! (Me) I'm not your homie…Boonieslashfiend's gets the credit for the scared Zim hiding under the Dibs jacket... I swear I didn't know who drew that picture at first.
Dib kept swinging in a maniac rage.
Meanwhile Gaz ran to her room hearing something crash, Zim couldn't think of anymore insults and just started to scream, Membrane was having a metal break down mumbling something about kinky recording, Rik was crying over his loss of entertainment, and Gir… was eating toothpaste.
"I…I think I'll leave now…" Dibs dad said terrified, he got up and twitchily went for the door "Lab… bye."
Dib stop swinging and fell over exhausted, He look to Rik who was now hugging the abused television, Dib glared then moaned as Zim shrieks were giving him a headache "Gir I think you should go now" Dib said seeing Gir trying to suck the rest of the toothpaste out.
"I don't wanna! I DON' T WANNA…okay bye" Gir drop the toothpaste and flew out the window breaking even more glass.
"Zim stop yelling I got a good explanation…well not for the bat thing but." Dib grunted looking toward Rik again "…I really hope the electricity in that barbecues you…"
"What did you say" He stopped hugging the broken machine raising an eyebrow at Dib.
"I want answers now you menacing Dib filth!" Zim interrupted toothpaste in hand "tell Zim your lies."
"Well if you have to know... I was studying you…" Dib blushed starting to grab the tape but Zim took it away "Hey I need that!" Zim crushed it "that's just mean."
"I think you studied enough…" Zim glared "If I didn't know your head was too big to break off Id, Id, do HORRIBLE things!" Zim growled making gestures of squishing Dibs head.
"I think Zim should sleep down here, who knows, he might try to study the inside of you next" Rik hissed grabbing his bag, Dib glared again "We know he'd have more than one camera to record it" he mumbled under his breathe.
"How would you know about the cameras Rik monkey?" Zim eyed him suspiciously.
"Rik monkey…?" Dib questioned, 'That's my name' he fidgeted a bit, "…More like stupid ape boy…"
"Aw what's wrong Dib, jealous" Rik sneered grabbing his pajamas out of the bag, along with other various items.
"Me JEALOUS over a stupid nickname…? I don't even like the stupid name… what the heck are those!" Dib laughed seeing him pull out pink bunny slippers "you have pink bunny slippers."
"I want to know how you knew about the cameras Dirt ball…tell ZIM!" Zim examined him "there is no way you could have spotted that…" Rik fiddled nervously.
"I, um, I told him" Dib hesitated "I thought I could convince him you were an alien." Zim looked uncertain.
"And with what he told me I am somewhat convinced now" Rik said lowly but amused "You might just be an alien Zim."
"The Dib, him and his gibberish lies, you hear me LIES!" Zim obviously started to panic "you can ask anyone at school, he's crazy!"
"Okay Zim I'm convinced you're not an alien" Rik dismissed putting his slippers on "thank you for your wise words" Zim looked still unconvinced, then looked down at Rik's pajamas realizing he didn't have any.
"What's the matter Zim, don't have any pajamas?" Dib laughed, grabbing a baggy shirt and sweat pants from his closet and handed it to him, Zim made a sickened gesture "Zim you don't have anything to sleep in so just wear it " Zim unhappily took them going into the bathroom.
"There better not be any cameras in here?" Zim stated coldly slamming the door, 'I really wish he didn't do that, he'll make Gaz come in' Dib shivered at the thought grabbing another baggy shirt and sweat pants kicking Rik out to change. Five minutes later they settled to bed.
"Stop hogging the covers Earthinod" Zim pulled the covers away from him, Dib shivered pulling them back. Rik was snoring loud in the back ground.
"Zim you can't have them all…" Dib struggled to keep some.
"Fine" Zim let go making Dib fall off the bed "Happy?"
"No." Dib declared getting back on the bed and giving a fair amount to Zim "my plan will work Zim just give it time" Dib yawned "How persistent can he be?"
(Five days later after school)
"Let me walk you home again Zim" Rik ignored the fact that Zim was holding hands with Dib "It's a beautiful day we can go to the park later." He grabbed Zims hand nearly pulling him out the door. "This would be a lot easier if you'd let go Dib…"
"Me and Zim are busy, Rik." Dib said his name with distaste.
"Oh please doing what? Trying to study him?" Rik argued back as he tried to push the door open "Besides, it's so warm out" Just then thunder roar in the back ground. "What was that?"
"Its called thunder" Dib rolled his eyes and heard rain drops, going freely out the door pulling Zim along. "And that's called rain."
"Shouldn't he know that?" Zim yanked his hand away and pushed Dib down the stairs "Why am I the one getting pulled every where?" Zim looked at the droplets remembering he didn't bath in paste to block the rain, as soon as Dib was back up the stairs he hid under his jacket. "If you let me stay under here I won't try to destroy the earth for a week."
"Okay." Dib twitched at Zim closeness then smiled 'Zim looks like a frightened chick monk… Rik looks like a terrified cat'.
"Why are you frightened Rik" Zim eyed him from under Dibs jacket "Your use to this type of weather, right?"
"Yes, of course, it was delicious" Rik slowly went towards the rain; suddenly a bunch of kids ran out the school bumping into him causing him to fall into the wet poison. Somewhere a kid started to scream.
"Wow, look at burn!"
Thank you again for reviewing! Not That Tape was my favorite chapter. . I got lazy and skimmed through it myself so hopefully it's not that bad as I said before.
