Authors note: my computer broke! It dares defy! I will teach it a lesson! It will NOT defy me like it has never done before! (Reviewer: that made no sense…) MAKE Silent now. I'm a genius!

Disclaimer: (Tallest purple) she doesn't own Invader Zim, lucky for that I don't like her! (Me) to bad this is still my fanfic!


Zim's eyes went wide from under Dibs jacket; it was silent for a moment as if time slowed, but reality kicked in.

"Why does it hurt" Rik got back up diving for the dry stairs all eyes on him as his whole body was steaming. Dib sighed standing there knowing everyone had already ignored the recent paranormal happening and would just probably ignore the rest of their conversation.

"Your Irken, what's going on? Why are you here?" Zim came out from under Dibs coat closing one eye angrily poking at the dumbfounded Rik "You can not have my mission! It is ZIMS"

"I don't want your mission Zim!" Rik commented heatedly, he paced the area nervously hoping nobody over heard their conversation "I didn't come for this stupid planet" Zim looked suspiciously at him. Gaz busted through the doors, obviously having a bad day.

"Get out of my way or pay!" She pushed them out the way; flames followed her and the sky turned into a swirling blackish ness of doom. The rain had stopped though. Zim pushed Dib away.

"Obviously our deal is off stink meat since Zim is no longer in need of an umbrella boy." He grinned as if he just conquered the earth. Gaz glared, and suddenly it started raining again, Dib smirked as Zim slipped Gaz five dollars, as she thought it over it stopped again.

"Listen Dib I don't want to hear anything about aliens Bigfoot or chicken man got it! If you do I will make you hurt like you've never hurt before!" Flames came up as if proving her point.

"Gezz Dib you're getting bossed around by your little sister" Rik laughed as Gaz started to walk away "the babe needs to chill…" Gaz stopped immediately flames ragging.

(Two minutes later)

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't mean it Miss.!" Rik screeched tears forming as Gaz stopped shoving his head in a puddle of water; Dibs mouth fell open as everyone in school had already left. Gaz pushed a button on Rik's school uniform and his cover up was exposed "what are you looking at?"

"I know you" Zim declared pointing actually at the exposed alien. Dib examined him noticing his outfit looked a bit like Tak's but instead was shades red and black. Rik glared at him with the most disturbing pair of deep red eyes. Zim backed away "You work on the bottom half of the tallest ship!"

"How do you know that?" Dib asked as Zim gave a cocky grin. Gaz was getting tired of listening to them but surprisingly just left without comment.

"I know everything about my almighty tallest…plus he completely screwed up on the tallest ship repairs when the armada was damaged in an unexplainable event and was no longer able to pilot anything." Zim shrugged but Dib rolled his eyes recalling the unexplainable event "After that he was not heard from again."

"Yes Zim but that's only the half of it" Rik quickly put his holograph cover up back on just then noticing he had it off to begin with. "You see after I was banned from piloting I decided to peruse in finding something I was missing, so I stole a Sir unit and ship to get here"

"Well whatever this thing you are missing you better find it quick" Zim pushed him out of the way "I have no time for distractions, and if you were to be caught supious eyes would linger to the almighty ZIM"

"Don't worry you wont have to" Rik said arrogantly "My base is completely flawless"

"Good then you should be gone in no time" Zim stated walking away "I have no clue of what you are trying to find…. But I assure you I don't care"

"Hey wait…" Dib reply impatiently "I can't have two aliens on earth! Someone will notice!"

"Isn't that a good thing?" Rik raised an eyebrow at him and a wicked smile appeared "It's what you want right, so you should want me to stay, right?"

"NO! ...I mean yes…"Dib thought this over "No, because two aliens will mean the earth would be in more danger then it already is! There's no way I'm letting that happen"

"So you agree that Zim should come with me and leave earth to its miserable peace" He stated happily.

"NO…yes…I hate you" Dib stalked away awkwardly.

"I did not dismiss you" Rik growled "you've ruin my cover and I can no longer hope this filthy cover up to fool Zim too fall head over feet for me…"

"It head over heels you jerk" Dib stopped "Are all male alien fool of them selves!"

(Flash to tallest)

"You're just so short and ugly" Red stated bitterly to Skoodge "You're going to be thrown out the air lock, GUARDS"

"It's a burden to be so tall and handsome!" Purple announced to the whole gathering, Red sighed patting him sympathetically.

(Flash back)

"Of course not" Rik reply thoughtfully "now about that new cover up"

"What about it" He started to walk away, something hot and painful shot him in to shoulder "What the-"

"Thank you for volunteering" Rik's voice came weak in the background "your services are admired"

"You son of a" Dib blacked out.


Don't hurt me! I know it's been awhile for the update but my computer won't turn on T.T I read a few story's saying irken can't sleep or irkens cant cry… can somebody clear that up because I was watching Invader Zim and the first episode, Skoodge was near tear like thingies and in planet jackers, Zim was watching the other invaders and said that one of them were sleeping on the job. Just a question… Oh I loved the reviews and I really didn't know who drew that picture T.T…