Authors note: hello again ; well as you all DON'T TOUCH THAT! Like I was saying your probably curious I SAID DON'T TOUCH THAT! Never mind just read the story…T.T
Disclaimer: (Tallest red) yeah, yeah she doesn't own Invader Zim, and she isn't supposed to be like (me) I feel unloved T.T…
"Where am I" Dib looked through blurry eyes and felt like passing out from the instant nausea feeling he got.
"I see you're finally awake" Riks voice came from the background, Dib knocked out again "or not, oh well you should not be awake anyways you would only interfere, you know I have you to thank you for this brilliant plan if it wasn't for you I'd be having to work for his affection, why am I talking to you when your asleep…" Rik mentally smacked himself and activated the holograph, He pulled a needle out and stuck it in Dib getting a blood sample "All I need is to have your voice and it will be a prefect match, gezz your head is big" Dib stirred in his sleep.
"Head…no…big" He mumble. Rik raised an eyebrow at him while sticking the sample in a machine which popped out a needle with a green liquid in it.
"Sad part is…wait, there is no sad part, oh well, don't touch that red button, it will open the restrains" He ejected the needle. "See ya don't wanna be ya… or, oh never mind" He slammed the door behind him
"What a moron" Dib opened his eyes.
(Zims house)
"Gir, GIR get rid of the pig its getting dirt everywhere" Zim yelled pointing towards the door "Gir are you listening to me"
"nooo I'm not!" Gir said happily playing airplane with the pig.
"Fine Gir, play with the fifthly pork beast, I'm going to the lab to check on the invisible gnome experiment" He replied before Gir threw the pig at his head laughing insanely. "GIR!" Zim was interrupted by his door bell "Great let the robot parents handle it, that's what there for!" Zim waited till the fourth ring and decided the robots wouldn't answer it "Computer!"
"What…" It replied in an aggravated tone.
"Run a repair on the robot parents…yes, yes I'm coming" Zim yelled opening the door "Dib!"
"Hi Zim" He handed him a red flower, which Zim immediately crushed "Aw I wrestled a prom date for that"
"Go away Dib" Zim tried to close the door but it was pushed open "What are you doing, get out of my base!"
"Let's make a deal" Dib offered in a nausea polite way "You spend one day with me and I'll leave you alone for the rest of the month"
"Is this some trick mud monkey?" Zim glared at him "I know your plan, you think you can convince me to give up on taking over the planet, well you guessed wrong"
"Not at all" He smiled to sweetly "Give me one day please"
"I knew the handsomeness of Zim was great but this takes the cake" He flattered himself, he held out his hand in acceptance "You have a deal big head, if you break it I break that large head of yours"
(Back in the Riks lab)
"Why do I feel the need to protect my head?" Dib said uncomfortably, he shrugged it off and continued to twist his wrist trying to get out of the restrains put on him "If only I could reach that button…"
(Back to Zim)
"What are you looking at" Dib yelled at a couple walking by them giving discussed looks. "Keep walking breeder" The guy looked at him as if he had three eyes.
"Freak!" The guy yelled as his girlfriend giggled "What a fag"
"I am not a cigarette" He looked dumbfounded "stupid sex swappers here they think there better than everyone else, weaklings."
"What? You're a stupid queer and you call me weak" The boy was being tugged back by his girlfriend. "You fairy"
"I do not look funny! And I don't have wings" He yelled looking at him idiotically "call me that again you kitty lover" (couldn't say the real thing . unless rated R …issues)
"Shut up stick sucker" (Damn my insecurity T.T…you get the picture…)
(10 minutes later)
"Gir maybe you could watch him from a distant" He asked hopefully seeing Gir appear with a taco, Gir saluted in duty mode and took off in the opposite direction disappearing from view "Why do I even bother"
"Don't worry Zim your safe with me, I won't let the mixer hurt you" He grabbed his hand and immediately was pushed in a thrown bush "ow"
"Do not touch the almighty Zim!" He yelled pointing a gloved finger at him "You placed another meaty finger on me, I will do something horrible to your eyes"
(Back to Dib)
"I will never reach it" Dib sighed and started to try mind power to move it, He let out a girly scream when the base wall blew up, the dust cleared and Gir stood there with a taco.
"Master said to watch you" Gir said biting his taco.
"Gir! Can you press that red button" Dib pleaded as the robot came up to him.
"But that's the explody button" Gir wined "things well get all bad"
"I guess that robots not as stupid as I thought" Dib looked with relief but Gir pushed the button anyways.
"Count down begins… 5:00 4:59 4:58"
The end…I'm joking lol I love reviews . you make me happy. I skimmed through it again so errors might show…I just so lazy T.T Nobody get insult by the whole breeder and queer thingy, seriously I didn't mean it like that T.T...
