Authors note: I like shiny objects just to let you know . because there cool, and no Im not saying this because I ran out of stuff to say and I just want attention…really it isn't T.T IS NOT! (Confused review: who are you talking to?) I uh…You legs are stupid!
Disclaimer: (Tak) yes, yes she doesn't own Invader Zim (Me) blah, blah big deal, why own Zim when I can own the world! (Tak) you still want to own Invader Zim huh? (Me) T.T yes…
"4:57"
"Gir, bad Gir!" Dib yelled trying to wiggle out "Rik must have known I was awake, but how! And why do I keep talking to myself!" Dib looked up seeing a monitor telling his heart rate, blood pressure, and apparently his dream state "how could I miss that!" Just then the screen in front of him showed no other than Rik.
"Hello Dib, since your watching this you should know that the button you pushed was a bomb… and here's the cool part! It's inside you! Neat huh" He laughed evilly "I was hoping to have the honor to activate the bomb after I won Zim over to leave you broken hearted and junk but I guess this works to…ta ta" With that the screen went blank.
"4: 38"
"Gir do you know how to get these restrains off" Dib asked trying to be calm so Gir wouldn't explode under pressure.
"I dooo" Gir said pointing at a blue button at the Connor "master pushes that to release happy boy experiment child all the time!"
"4:29"
"Good can you press it" he asked slowly.
"Only if you sing the doom song" Gir pleaded.
"What... Gir please just press the button Gir" Dib pleaded but Girs eyes went red "Ill give you a taco later"
"taaaaco" Gir said happily running over and pushing the button. Dibs restraints were released and Dib quickly replaced a pig in his place before the machine picked up he left…
"Riks equipment is slow, and where did I get a pig?" Dib asked himself before shrugging it off "I guess we will never know"
"4:13"
"The machine I forgot!" he ran over to the controls and looked dumb founded "I CANT READ ANY OF THIS" So he randomly pushed buttons.
"Time speed increased"
"Oops! No, no, no!" Dib continued to push buttons.
(Rik/Dib and Zim)
"This is taking to long at this rate I will get nowhere" Dib wined pulling out a pill "let's speed up the pace a bit, I'm mean there really is no point waiting around for the perfect moment, people use these all the time…"
"what's that?" Zim had been listing to him the whole time.
"Its uh, this pill will make me stronger so no enemy will defeat me! And I will use it against you I guess…" He shrugged as Zim blinked at him "…hurry before I swallow it…" Zim swiped it away
"Ha! Now I will absorb this pill thingy so I may finally defeat you, I shall use your own weapon against you!" Zim said jumping onto a bench pill in hand "You think you can outsmart the almighty Zim, you are wrong Dib, oh how wrong you are, and the very wrongness makes me ill"
"Uh yeah you caught me" He said monetarily before giving a dramatic act "…I can't fool you Zim, you are to smart for me, I don't know why I even thought I could fool the almighty Zim" Zim dropped the pill.
"You're not Dib!" He backed away "Dib would never admit I'm better than him"
"I uh, your right cause stupid alien… uh" He grabbed the pill and looked at it and sighed "enough is enough, I tire of this human act Ill give one chance Zim, come with me by choice or force"
"Rik I should have known!" Zim poked him in the chest "I should have known you weren't him the moment you asked to spend time with me!"
"I'll give you to the count of three!" Rik's voice started to rise but Zim wasn't listening.
"I mean seriously the earth monkey asking to spend the day with me, I can't believe I fell for that" He laughed.
"One"
"That should have been my first and last sign! How I ZIM could missed that!"
"Two"
"Do these outfits ever look like a dress to you?"
"What well yeah kind of, hey wait? Three!" Rik tackled him but Zim refused to go down quietly and started to struggle under the tight grip "This would be a lot easier if you didn't struggle"
"Get off NOW!" Zim yelled getting his arms pinned by Rik's knees. Zim released his spider legs but Rik did too pinning each leg down.
"Open your mouth" Rik's hand squeezed at the back of his jaw giving him no choice "there you go…" Rik quickly cover Zim's mouth after putting the pill in "swallow… you have to breathe sometime…" Zim glared swallowing the pill "See that wasn't s-" Rik received a painful strike at the back of his head.
"Hands off my alien" Dib dropped the rock.
Thankys for reviewing! Until next time! Hehehe!
