Authors note: (walks onto stage and someone throws tomato)…Who threw that! I know where you live! I swear aliens took me hostage and the threw me into a cage of chicken where I was pecked till I broke down the secret that barney was on drugs then they threw me to the elephants in Alaska! And that's why I posted late!

Disclaimer: (Keef) isn't Zim so wonder full! Its to bad you don't own him!(Me) You want to keep your organs or should I rip them out. (Keef) you can never rip my organs out like Zim does! (Me) T.T leavey me alone


"Your alien!" Rik yelled rubbing the back of his head "Why does everyone insist on hitting me?"

"I don't know your heads like a magnet… a dirty rotten magnet" Dib declared.

"So you have a bighead!" He pushed him.

"My heads not big! You self absorbed nimrod" He pushed him back "You tried to kill me just because I wouldn't admit I was even slightly interested in ZIM, I'll have you know I will never admit I want to strap him to a autopsy table and do CPR! NEVER"

"…you just did…" He pointed out very disturbed but then mental asked himself what CPR was. Dib stood stunned.

"Did not…" He stood there stiffly as an awkward silent passed by them while Rik got up.

"I just heard you! What are we 6?" Rik pointed a finger in his face.

"I know what you are but what am I…" Dib crossed his arms sticking his nose in the air.

"Whatever" He grabbed a remote from his pocket "Goodbye human" He pushed the button. Meanwhile his base just exploded "Hm why isn't it working" Dib lifted his shirt halfway reveling a huge gash and blood dripping down his body.

"I took that toy of yours out Rik" He pulled his shirt down again.

"Does it feel hot in here..." Zim asked yanking at his collar "What type of pill was that?"

"Pill? What pill" Dib looked nervously at Zim.

"None of you're your concern" Rik cut in "We shall be leaving now..." Dib moved in front of him.

"You're not going anywhere Rik, What did you give him?" Rik pulled out a gun aiming it at Dibs head. But Dib ducked grabbing a gun out shooting at him; elastic handcuffs wrapped itself around Riks wrist.

"Zim forgot his gun at my place" Dib smiled happily waving the device in front of him. Rik tackled him.

"Stupid humans shouldn't play with advanced equipment" Rik sneered whacking the gun out of his hands and shooting randomly as Dib knocked him off, Dib dodged them easily since he's been through this so many times with Zim. 'Speaking of Zim' He looked over and saw him rolling on the ground, in a field of daisy.

"…Whatever you gave him Rik…" Dib watched as furry happy animals gathered around the high alien "it inhuman…"

"This brings me to another point…" Rik managed to bit off the elastic handcuffs. "Your relationship with Zim"

"OH for crying out loud! All I said was inhuman" Dib hit his head.

"You see that just it! It's inhuman Dib; you cannot be cushy like with Zim…"

"Sorry what I wasn't listening" He yawned sitting down beside Zim.

"Did anyone ever tell you your gigantic head is romantic…" Zim hugged Dibs head "your freakishly huge head has a romantic ness to it, MY SPINE! Back you horribly adorable monsters!"

"…This just got weird" He cringed at the cracking sound of the aliens back backing by a deer stepping on him.

"… What I was trying to say Dib" Rik cut in "Are you willing to doom the earth for an alien you don't like"

"Well…no" Dib looked at the ground "but I-"

"Dib, what where your planning to do…chase him till you got old?" Riks voice dripped with sarcasm "you investigate the paranormal Dib… not date them, learn you place"

"I now my place Rik" Dib replied discussed.

"Tell me it then." He barked getting annoyed.

"To save the world… from an insane chaotic alien friend" Dib said softly, but Zims hysterical laughter is ruining his Kodak moment.

"But I'm asking you if you're willing to get rid of your greatest enemy?" Rik went over to Zim picking him up, Zim looked dib in the eyes and glared, Rik seeing that Dib didn't move to stop him he started to head for his spaceship "If you had any sanity you wont stop me" he didn't. The spaceship closed and he watched as it lifted off, zim clearly slamming into the window freely.

"… Something isn't right" he asked himself out loud.

"Good bye Dib" Rik sneered before his rockets blasted him upwards. Dib ponder on the feeling then something mentally hit him and he took off towards his house. He quickly opened the gauge door and hopped in Taks ship.

"Is something wrong" Gaz watched as her brother power up the ship quickly.

"Yes there is!" Dib said happily "I'm insane!" With that he basted off towards the sky.


LOL I like reviews; they remind me of chickens kind of. Until next time!...EDITED cbr is not a word but cpr is O.O but its my word...