Thank you to those who read! This story was last updated November 8, 2022.


It had been a day since the incident on the St. Anne and Mew was still following Ash like he had catnip in his pocket and was attracting that random stray cat on your street. Ash seriously could not stand Mew anymore, but at Mew's presence caused Misty to be less of a jerk to Ash, which he was very grateful for. It was a creepy night and they were heading north to Saffron City in order to get a Marsh Badge from Sabrina.

"Ash, I am forewarning you of something that is about to get creepy," Mew told Ash.

"What is it?"

"A creepy voice is about to say 'So now...time for us to play.' And she's going to send in a creepy three year old girl."

"Da hell? Who would send a three year old out here in the middle of these scary ass woods?" Misty asked Mew.

"Someone as messed up as Sabrina," Mew warned. "She's got awesome psychic powers, but if she met me, I know for a fact she'd envy me."

"Someone's got an ego going," Brock chimed in. "That ego ecame and now it ewent. Get it?"

"Shut up, Brock, no one likes your stupid ass jokes you could find off a piece of laffy taffy wrapping paper," Ash, Misty, and Mew someone were able to say in creepy unison. The fact that they were all thinking of the exact same idea and it came out in the exact some wording was beyond unsettling for the 15 year old.

"Okay," Brock said without defying anyone.

Soon, a creepy three year old girl who looked like she was wearing something for Easter showed up. She started giggling as if she was listening to a Spongebob episode in her mind.

"Hehehehe," she tittered and turned around and ran away.

"Let's follow her, and maybe we can help her find her parents," Ash suggested without giving the idea another thought. The two went along with his dumb idea until Ash almost ran off a cliff and was holding onto something!

"Holy *beep*! *Beep*ing help me before I fall!" Ash exclaimed.

"Dude, we gotta save Ash, otherwise he'll never repay me for my bike and I do NOT want to have to ride a unicycle again," Misty said. Before the two others went over to Ash, Mew turned into a Pidgeotto and tickled Ash under his armpits, causing Ash to start laughing really hard. He let go and started to fall down the cliff, but Mew turned into a Snorlax again and Ash bounced off her belly and he landed back on the cliff where he had fallen, now standing next to Brock and Misty.

"Safe at last," Ash sighed.

"Mew!" the three shouted.

"Sorry," Mew apologized and then farted to ruin the moment. Sabrina's doll had shown up again, but she immediately teleported after she smelled the fart that smelled like the tacos that Mew ate at Bill's lighthouse.

"I don't have any Gas-X, by the way," Misty warned.

"It's okay, I feel better," Mew admitted. "Let's go into Saffron City, the second largest city in Kanto after Celadon." They could see the tall buildings of Saffron and soon, they were met by two people in Hawaiian outfits.

"YOu get a prize for entering!" Said Jessie. She seriously couldn't believe the twerps couldn't recognize her.

"What's the prize?" asked Ash.

"Follow us and we'll show you," James said.

"Okay, doesn't sound creepy or a trap," Ash forewarned. Soon, they entered a room with a big sexy tile on the floor.

"Your prize is right here!" they shoved the three trainers and they teleported into a room with no doors!

"Oh no! We got tricked!" the three of them said.

"Help, there is no exit!" Brock shouted.

"Dude, I got this. Chill out, man," Mew said. Soon, the creepy girl appeared. "Oh, no, you're not helping them out!"

Mew used her psychic powers and made the girl's hat disappear. She had some very creepy eyes and Mew said,

"Ew!" she slapped the doll and then used her powers to teleport them to a sushi restraunt. Mew turned into a bottle of soy sauce on the table and said, "We deserve to be here. So let's eat!"

Mew's tummy gurgled again and a waiter came by.

"Can I take your or-" PHBBT! mew couldn't hold her stomach any more and the soy sauce bottle shook. "D-did that bottle of soy sauce just fart?"

"Yeah. You're acting like that's not normal," Misty told the waiter.

"Uh, it definitely isn't," the waiter said. "Okay, so what would you like to eat?"

"I want Magikarp sushi with a cucumber salad!" Brock said.

"I want fried octopus with mayonnaise sauce!" Misty said.

"I want green beans," Ash said. Everyone gave him a weird look. "What?"

"Um. We don't sell green beans here, kid. Try again," the waiter said with a sigh.

"Oh, okay. I'll take some salmon tempura," Ash said. They soon got their food and began to eat, Mew whined because her stomach hurt and she kept farting at the worst moments. Ash told them that the soy sauce was haunted and they believed it.

"Okay, let's go to sleep," Ash said as he was ready to go to the Pokemon Center and take a 12 hour nap. They did go to the Pokemon Center and took a 12 hour nap and Mew went to sleep under Ash's bed, snoring, coughing, burping, and farting all night long.