Totally Legit Pahkitew Island Episode 4:

Dawn apperz, much moore calmed compred to the last chapter. "Last time on Total Drama Pahkitew Island. The writer of the story decided to be a jerk… also Dave got eliminated I guess. Who will go next on Total Drama Pahkitew Island?"

Dawn then turns around. "Yeah, I'm not yelling the title of the story. It isn't even that actually, it's Totally Legit!"

"Hey! You aren't supposed to know that!" Xmon yells through the story before it cuts 2

Innnnnnnnnntro.

The scen oh pens on Ella singn inn front of a paked crowd.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy
But here's my number, so call me, maybe
It's hard to look right at you, baby
But here's my number, so call me, maybe
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy
But here's my number, so call me, maybe
And all the other boys try to chase me
But here's my number, so call me, maybe

She den wakez up. "It wz all a drem," she sad.

Lenerd wlkz over, "I am majik."

Blerdo walks ovor and says, "Bazoonga, I'm the comedic sidekick for dis chapter.

"Oaky, contestants cum 2 da challenge." Cgrus sid.

Da contestnts wlk over, excludng Tollpher b4 Crisp and Dawn watch.

"Okay, so today is a truth or dare game," Dawn begins. "If you don't do the truths or dares, then you'll be electrocuted by our special guest judge… Stacigull!"

Stacigull then fliz in. "Seagull army, sircul ths challenge." Da seegulz do as told.

"Furst tim to 5 pointz winz immunity." Chris said.

"Anyways, let's start this." Dawn nods.

"Bazoonga!" Bierdo yells.

"Up first is Sky with a dare." Dawn says. "Speak a full sentence without being cut off within ten seconds."

"Oh, alright let's do th-." Sky iz cutz off bye a air horny.

"I just watn to sai a sen-."

Sam runz ova, before screaming "THE ONE PIECE IS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL!"

Celebrate good times, come on
Let's celebrate, come on now
Celebrate good times, come on
Let's celebrate

Ella singz

"Ooh, it's been 10 seconds," Dawn frowns. "Looks like Team Bear misses the point."

Stacigull then presses a button, witch electrocoots Team Bear.

"Sclarltt," Cris sd. "Dare. Nayme da forst 50 digets of pie."

"3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510."

"According to mineml srching on Google that is corict! Team Fish getz a point."

"Truth!" Dawn calls out. "Ella. What is your tragic backstory that will never be mentioned again?"

"My tragic bakstori is that I went 2 perfrm on mi skool telent show when I waz 5 and I onli got 9/10s instead of 10/10s!" Ellaz sud.

"Oh no that's awful!" said Beerdo. Hii then sez, "Uhh, I mean Bazoonga!"

"That gets two points!" Dawn says with a nod.

"Okay, Sammy, you're up next. Dare." Dawn tehn closes her eyes b4 saying. "You have to write a 9000 word essay about who you love and why.

"Dunne," Samli said, b4 giving Dawn the paper.

"Well…" Dawn notes. "It's… 9058 words. Not 9000, but why not, I'll give you the point."

"Salammy!" Rodknee said. "Love u."

"love u 2."

"So we have two all." Dawn nods. "Beardo, dare. Say anything outside of you catchphrase for this episode."

"Okay." Blerdo sid.

"Okay, 3-2."

"Bazoonga!" Brdo then adds.

"Jasmine," Dawn begins, "Truth. What is one bit of Australian language that Americans wouldn't expect?"

Jazmin pauses for a second b4 saying, "Well Mate, I gess the fect tht what u cal Flip-flops… we actually call thongs. Aahnd wat u call thongs, we call G-strngs!"

"Is that actually true?" Dawn asks b4 a note aprs in her hand.

As an Australian myself, I can confirm.

From xmon.

"I… alright, I guess Jasmine gets the point," Dawn looks confused. Stacigull then electrocutes Team Fish.

"But MATE! It's true!"

"I watned 2 electicote u guys and now flt like a good chance. U stil get da pont."

"Faie enuff," Cmis nods. "Free to free."

"Shawn. Dare," Dawn says. "Pick your nose and put it on someone else's shirt."

Shorn duz as hee iz told. Wiping it on Bear do's shitr.

"Four to three." Dawn notes. "Okay. So I guess it's Rodney's turn."

"Tooth!" Clist said. "What girlfriends do you have?"

"I'm goong out with Samei, Sclarlet, Ela, aaaaaaaand." Rohdnie thn pulz out flowars. "Mayb u too Jazmne?"

"MAAAAAAAAATE!" Jazmne sid. "Yeah!"

"Well," Dawn begins. "That's another point for Team Fish. Four all, this is the deciding point…."

"Lenrd. Dare, et a bagle." Said Ckiss.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Lenrd ylz. "Bagles! Mi one weekness."

"So that's a no." Dawn shrugs.

Stacigull thn electrcoots Team Bear.

"And it's Max's turn now." Dawn notes.

"Trooth!" Chris sid.

"MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I wil fal the chlenge on purpos bcuz its EEEEEEEVIL!"

"U wil b booted tho?" Rodknee said.

"Good point."

"Anyways," Dawn frowns. "Let Chris finish."

"Trooth!" Chris sad. "doo u know andy musical instruments and wat?"

"Oh, that's simple. I know da French Horny."

Stacigull then stars at Mix b4 nodng.

"That's a 5th point for Team Fish. They win!" Dawn nods.

"Yee!" Tim fih yelz.

"Wait..." Dawn realises. "Where's Topher?"

"Bak!" Tophr sid. "I went off and slayed the evil EvilDarkLordicus bcuz It was in a prophecy." He den shrgz. "Also I'm not Dream anymore because the writer is uncomfortable with writing a Dream parody after the allegations came out about him."

"Understandable," Samoi ndz.

Dawn shrugs. "Anyways, Team Bear, you're on your way to elimination again." Tim Beor sighs.

Aftor the challenge with Team Fish, Max said, "Anyone want to talk about refrigerators?"

Scarltt adz "A refrigerator, colloquially fridge, is a commercial and home appliance consisting of a thermally insulated compartment and a heat pump (mechanical, electronic or chemical) that transfers heat from its inside to its external environment so that its inside is cooled to a temperature below the room temperature. Refrigeration is an essential food storage technique around the world. The lower temperature lowers the reproduction rate of bacteria, so the refrigerator reduces the rate of spoilage. A refrigerator maintains a temperature a few degrees above the freezing point of water. The optimal temperature range for perishable food storage is 3 to 5 °C (37 to 41 °F). A similar device that maintains a temperature below the freezing point of water is called a freezer. The refrigerator replaced the icebox, which had been a common household appliance for almost a century and a half. The United States Food and Drug Administration recommends that the refrigerator be kept at or below 4 °C (40 °F) and that the freezer be regulated at −18 °C (0 °F)."

"vry interesting!" Max sid.

":" yes,

"She stole it from Wikipedia. MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I RUINED THE JOKE BY EXPLAINING IT! AND THAT JOKE GOT RUINED TOO BY ME EXPLAINING THAT! AND-!"

Tem Beer wakz bak withot Leo nard, but hoo carz aboot that? Lts move on.

"Bazoonga!" Brirdo sadi as thei walk past.

Da seen changes 2 Dawn and Crisp at da dok.

"And so Leonard has gone home in the most emotional and tearjerking elimination of all time. Who will go home next? What challenge is next? Find out on the next episode of Total! Drama! Pahkitew Island!"

11th: Leonard

12th: Dave

13th: Sugar

14th: Amy

Max then suddenlee appears in fromt ov ur scren and yelz "BOO!" B4 evily lafing. "I got you didn't I? I'M SO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL!"