"Talk"

'Thought'


A ceiling was completely shattered open, and three specific people fell through the hole that was made, of the three people was Naze Youka, who was calmly falling in a upside down position and talking like nothing was wrong

"The Remodeled Human, Koga Itami, also known as Best Pain, a junior from Class 13, was once as 'Normal' as they come."

Naze continue to speak, even though everyone was falling, plus Zenkichi Hitoyoshi was still struggling and fighting against the so called Remodeled Human, who is known as Koga Itami or Best Pain

"However, her drive to become Abnormal was 'Abnormal', well, if it wasn't for her passion, she wouldn't have lived through my surgery."

After Naze explained some background about her friend, she then officially took notice and realized how far and long they've been falling

"You know, this is pretty dangerous, I'm the Intellectual Type, so if I fall on my head, I might die."

After speaking about the possibility of dying in such a plain tone, Naze then landed hard on top of a random bed, breaking the entire thing, but the mattress still kept her safe and alive, unfortunately the same could not be said for Hitoyoshi, not only did he fall hard enough on the ground to break a few ribs, but was also pinned down on ground and having both of his arms being pulled back by Itami, who quickly said something silly after doing this, like-

"RIDER LEG PIN!~"

Koga said it so cheerfully and slowly pulls on the arms harder, causing great to the Guard Dog, who can feel it getting close to being dislocated or even possibility getting it fully removed

'She's just as strong as Medaka-Chan, no, She's Even Stronger!'

Zenkichi couldn't help but realize the danger he was in, not only from the insane strength that Best Pain had, but also because he now had no way of defending himself from the way he was pinned down, he can't used his own skills nor reach down to touch his collar

"Skin, bones, stomach, intestines, heart, lungs, muscle, eyes, brain, tongue, nervous system, hair, ears, nose, throat."

The Collared Normal looks up and saw that Naze, while calmly explaining something, was still in the same pose that she fell into, which revealed her panties to everyone, much to both his and Remodeled Abnormal blushing embarrassment, as the two shyly glance away

"There isn't a thing that I haven't replaced or touched on my BFF body, in fact it would be more accurate to call her an 'Android' instead of a human."

Naze then fixed herself up and just sat on the bed, as she then finished introducing her BFF, and what she had done to her

"So, do you want me to kill him?~"

Koga placed her foot on the Abnormal Wildcard head and asked a disturbing question with a tone that made it sound like she was asking for something normal, which definitely made him freak out even more so

"I don't know yet, because I do want the collar that he's wearing, but I'm unsure if he himself is required for me to research and experiment on."

What Naze said did not give Hitoyoshi any confidence at all, though before any possibility of death could happen, a certain someone lifted up Black White skirt and admire the panties she was wearing

"If it were me, I would kill him and put the collar on someone who is more controllable and easy to manipulate."

The person who was looking at Youka panties was none other than Maguro Kurokami himself, who also took this chance to personally give his own opinion of what she asked

"H-HEY! GET AWAY FROM MY NAZE-CHAN!"

Koga, just like everyone else, was both surprised and not expecting for Brother Kurokami to show up out of nowhere, though Itami reacted more violently when she saw him being a perv with her BFF, and did not hesitate to let go of the Guard Dog and jump kick towards the Sibling Pervert, who quickly moved away before he could get hit and stood next to his Sister's Childhood Friend

"M-Maguro, what are you doing here?"

Zenkichi was still honestly surprised to see the Analytical Abnormal to be here of all places

"Oh, I just happened to feel nostalgic about being here, and decided to explore and see what changed or stayed the same, I just happened to find you by accident~"

What Maguro said was obviously a complete lie, and no one even trusted in what he just said, especially the Intellectual Abnormal

"Just so happened? Yeah right, you're Maguro Kurokami, the former 'Supervisor Of The Flask Plan', and after seeing the animals a floor or two above, you've become interested in me, haven't you?"

Brother Kurokami could only chuckle and shakes his head after hearing such accusations from Naze

"You think too highly of yourself, Naze-Chan…"

Maguro then took a step forward and did a very dramatic pose for everyone to see and behold

"I'M A FIRST CLASS PERVERT, SO WHENEVER THERE'S A GIRL WITH PANTIES, I'LL BE THERE!!!~"

After Maguro made such a shameless declaration, everyone couldn't help but look at him with either disgust or pure shameful embarrassment

"... Almost all the girls in the world wear panties…"

Naze was not amused in the slightest, while Best Pain was so eager to kill him out of anger

"Um, Maguro-San, you should be careful around those two, they might look normal, but they're anything but that."

Zenkichi was still recovering from the pure stupidity and insanity he just heard, but was still able to let the Sibling Pervert know of the danger they were in, who only responded with a chuckle

"It doesn't matter if they're Normal or Abnormal, I will always steal 4 things from the girls that so happened to stand before me~"

"I steal their eyes~"

"Their bras~"

"Their panties~"

"And finally their hearts~..."

Everyone was once again losing some brain cells from just listening to the shameless Maguro

"... Putting on bras is always a pain in the ass, so I don't wear them and just use my own arms to hold them up."

There was a moment of silence between everyone after Naze said this, which one again surprise everyone to hear something so shameless, though the Analytical Abnormal just simply fainted after hearing what she said

"Ugh… Koga please just finish killing me, I can't stand being alive anymore…"

Zenkichi rubs his temples and was so done and to embarrassed with life right now

"... By the way, back to your previous question you asked, even though I still hold true to my words of killing the current host in favor of a new one, that only applies to any other normal individuals I could care less about."

Maguro quickly sat back up and pat the shoulder of Hitoyoshi, to which he was able to notice his proud smile on his face

"But Zenkichi-Kun, there can be no one better than him, in fact, he's so much better that he can take down your 'Remodeled Android' in a single transformation~"

The amount of confidence and high hopes that Maguro had for the Guard Dog shocks him, and couldn't help but feel his heart swell with warmth and boost of morale

"Oh? Is this a challenge? My creation against yours?"

Naze narrows her red eye, feeling a bit insulted to have her BFF be considered lower than the Collared Normal

"Yes, a challenge, and if I win said challenge, you will allow me to grope and fondle you as much as I like~"

Despite receiving such high praise, the Abnormal Wildcard couldn't help but realize what type of person that Maguro was, ruining any positive feelings he had for him

"Alright then, and if I win, not only do I get to experiment on both Zenkichi and Medaka, but you as well, Maguro…"

Naze wore a wide smirk as she pulls out a bunch of 'Surgery Tools' and held them between her fingers, which made Hitoyoshi shiver in slight fear

"U-Um, are you sure you should be making these kinds of bets with all of our lives on the line?..."

Zenkichi didn't feel to sure about all this now, though Brother Kurokami only responded with a pat on the shoulder and wore a confident and calm smile

"I know you can do this, just remember everything that I said to you, ok?~"

Maguro then turns away from the Guard Dog and back at both Youka and Itami, who seemed very eager to get started

"How about a 5 second countdown?"

Maguro suggested, which made the Collared Normal go wide eyes and panic, while Black White let out a big huff

"Giving Zenkichi only 5 seconds to think? You're definitely confident in him, fine then, start counting."

Naze allowed it, Best Pain could only chuckle evilly started to crack her knuckles, which definitely didn't make the Abnormal Wildcard feel any better, though the Abnormal Pervert didn't pay attention to that and started counting

"5."

'I-I Appreciate the praise and vote of confidence, but I think you're taking it too far Maguro-San!'

"4."

'Only 5 Seconds?! Come On, At Least Give Me 10 To Think Of Something!"

"3."

'Like Seriously! How Am I Supposed To Defeat The Psycho Android In One Transformation!'

"2."

'Wait a minute, Android?...'

"1."

Once Maguro said the final number, the Remodeled Abnormal wasted no time jumping forward, having her legs stretched out towards Hitoyoshi, who quickly messed with his dial on his collar

"RIDER KICK!"

However, a flash of golden light momentarily blinded Koga, plus everyone else in the room, not only that, when her attack finally landed, instead of feeling flesh and bones on her feet, she couldn't help but shiver in disgust when she felt something a big solid but gooey at the same time

"KOJO!"

What everyone saw before them was no longer Zenkichi, but instead of a golden black human ish shape of technological looking slime, this transformation was named Kojo, and he wasted no time getting more attached to Itami

"EW! GROSS!"

Koga tried to punch the Techno Slime, but that only accomplished in her getting more stuck, which did make her panic slightly and started to struggle more in hopes to escape

"So you planned to defeat my BFF in some gross blob thing? I will admit it's clever, but I don't see how that will stop her?"

Naze was slightly impressed, but she still had doubt that it would accomplished much, though that only made the Perverted Sibling laugh

"Take a closer look, Naze-Chan~"

The Abnormal Scientist raised an eyebrow from what Maguro said, but did as she was told and took a closer look, which surprise her in what she sa

"It's fusing into Koga's body…"

What Naze was seeing was the Gold Black Blob not only fully covering the entire body of Best Pain, but also fusing and becoming a part of her body as well

"Zenkichi transformation, that he labeled as Kojo, is a very interesting and unique form."

Maguro starts to explain the Abnormal Transformation to Youka, though she was only half listening as her full attention was at her struggling BFF

"Have you seen Terminator 2? More specifically the T-1000?"

The Remodeled Abnormal was now completely covered and infused by the Techno Slime, which gave her body a Gold Black design

"Well, to put it simply, the Kojo form isn't some regular slime, it's actually a giant pile of millions and billions of cell size nano machines, and those said nano machines have a very interesting and unique ability to them."

Once Itami was fully covered by Zenkichi, 'Body', her body started to change shape and form, much to Black White wide eyes shock

"They can upgrade and improve any kind of machinery they infuse with, to something as simple as a toothbrush, to something as complicated as, well, your cute little Android over there~"

The entire body of Best Pain then suddenly transformed into something much more advanced and different, looking muscular, bigger, and covered head to toe in very deadly weaponry

"The upgrades are always so advanced and deadly, no matter how simple or small the technology Kojo fuses with, it will basically turn it into a nuke level advancement, though with that in mind, it got me thinking of something."

Then the entire body of the Remodeled Abnormal went back to normal, as Maguro then suddenly wore a slight sinister smile

"Can it downgrade the technology as well?~..."

The Abnormal Scientist wore a horrified expression as she saw Itami, her very close friend, she saw her body start to constrict, contract, and uncomfortably deformed

"OW! S-STOP IT! IT HURTS! IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HUUUUURTS!!!"

While Koga started to well and cry out in agony, the head of the Gold Black Blob popped out of her shoulder and glare at her

"I will only stop if I know you'll stop attacking me."

Kojo wasn't enjoying hurting her, but he knows very well that he can't go easy with any Abnormal and need to make sure his message was loud and clear for them to understand, this was enough to make Analytical Abnormal feel and wear a victorious expression

"I guess Zenkichi wins, now, while I'm sure he wouldn't actually kill your best friend, I still recommend that you-Ow!"

Before Maguro could say anything more, he was suddenly stabbed with a needle, to which he looked at it with confusion, though couldn't do anything about it and just fell onto the ground, wearing a pained filled unconscious face, which was something that Zenkichi saw and went eyes wide in shock

"MAGURO-SAN ARE YOU OK-"

Before Kojo could express his worries, Youka suddenly appears behind him and pulls out some kind of very large and dangerous taser, shoving the device into him and started to electrocute him with extreme and very high voltage, which made him scream out very loudly in agony and pain, as the dangerous amount of electricity filled his body, making it momentarily glow brightly, and then ends up exploding off the body of Best Pain, who then started to fall to the ground, but her BFF quickly caught her

"Are you ok?"

Naze asked in a calm soft voice, if anyone could look closer to her one exposed eyes, some tiny bit of tear could be seen welling up, the Remodeled Abnormal looked at her face and wore a silly small smile

"M-My body is a bit mangled and pretzel, but I will be fine in about 15 m-minutes~..."

Koga wanted to stay brave and cool for her BFF, but was struggling to keep up such a happy face with the insane pain she was feeling, which made Black White sigh

"We once again underestimate Zenkichi and his stupid collar… We need to find Oudo."

Itami whines and wanted to protest that she could continue, but what Naze said was final, as she then helped up her friend and walked out of the destroyed room

'... I'm so glad my friend is alright…'

Naze gently held Koga, her very close friend, a bit tighter, though as soon as they exited the room and walked out the door, the two were immediately stopped by Medaka Kurokami, who looked away from the fish bowl she was holding and looked at the two

"... Kuji-Nee is that you?~"


I should definitely do a team up with Zenkichi (Kojo) and Koga in future chapters~

(BTW, what alien should I include next in the next season? Any recommendations?~)