Notes: Blitzo gets a call from Stolas at work and they discuss their relationship and what they are.
Blitzo was in his office scrolling through his phone. It was a slow day today, not all that many clients.
Suddenly he got a call from Stolas.
"Oh God fucking damnit," he said, before picking up the call.
"Oh hello, my ~big-dicked Blitzy~," Stolas answered. "I was feeling lonely and felt like I could use some alone time with you."
"Uh yeah, fat chance Stolas, I'm at work right now."
"Oh?"
"And you don't really come asking for a porking while I'm, y'know, working?"
"It sure doesn't seem busy to me if you could pick up my call."
Blitzo got up from his office chair, went to the door and looked in the hallway to see if he could spot any of his coworkers. He started to lean forward and ask, " Alright, what the hell do you want?"
"Oh I believe you know dearie . I want to hear the sweet sound of your voice."
Blitzo craned his head back into the office. He snaked his way backwards, pressing his weight against the door until it shut with a satisfying click.
"Listen birdbrain, I get my dick is good but we gotta set some boundaries."
"Oh- ho! Do you not like me calling you at work?" Stolas said, his voice clicking with the right amount of edge.
"I mean kinda, it's inconvenient to say the least."
"Do you not want to talk to me?"
"No, no I- I like talking to you but..."
"But what?"
"I don't want you calling me just for a hookup. I get we're both into it but, not everything has to be about that you know?"
"I- oh! I'm sorry Blitzy. I-"
"It's Blitzo."
"Right...Blitzo."
There was an awkward silence between the two.
"So...Blitzo, what would you like to talk about?"
"You remember when we had that talk about.. us and what our thing is? I know I said we're fuckbuddies but you never said what you think."
"Well right now I think..." Stolas hesitated. "I think we're... partners?" He sounded unsure at the thought.
"Huh, what makes you say that?"
"Well... besides the sex of course, we like each other's company. We talk about life, we cuddle together, we had that wonderful movie night... wouldn't you say that constitutes as a partner?"
Blitzo couldn't tell but Stolas was blushing at this moment.
"I mean, I never had that with Stella and we were married for Satan's sake!"
"I never really had that with Verosika either. We dated and had sex, but..."
Suddenly a new thought dawned on Blitzo.
"Stolas, are we like that, just being together to get something out of each other? It was always one sided and-"
Blitzo felt panic starting to creep into his mind and his eyes welled up with tears.
"I-I are we-"
"Blitzo, it's okay. It's okay."
The sound of Stolas's voice started to ground Blitzo back to reality.
"Listen to me Blitzo. You are a sexy, talented, resilient imp. You're running your own business and taking shit from nobody."
Blitzo rubbed away at his teary eyes.
"You don't let anyone get in your way, not Verosika, not Striker, nobody, because you are Blitzo. Even when you fall down, you get right back up and dust yourself off. So don't let anyone think otherwise!...Feel better now?"
"Yeah, I think I do."
"Good... sooo...would you ever want to join me for drinks at my abode? I'll make sure Octavia's out in case things get ~steamy~. "
"It's a date."
