Disclaimer —
Star Wars is George Lucas'. Ok? The idea came from crazyroninchic. Kudos to her.
Italics indicate story text being read by a character.
"I thought we were staying on this planet for a vacation," Leia said. "This isn't vacation."
"Then what is it?" Han said. "No battles to fight, no things to argue about, no one trying to kill us - sounds nice to me."
Luke smiled. "I get it. Leia's bored out of her mind."
"You don't count. You have the Force." Han scowled.
"'Hokey religion', my foot," commented Luke. "So, we're stuck in this godforsaken place without anything to do. So..."
"Let's invite Dad!" exclaimed Leia.
Han immediately got up. "No. Vader is not coming here! This is a vacation!" He sat in a chair and grabbed a lomin ale.
Leia yanked him down. "I'm inviting Anakin Skywalker if you hadn't noticed. Not Darth Vader." She hit the comlink by her side. "Please send Anakin and guest in." Luke laughed. Han choked over his ale.
"You... you invited them here already?" he sputtered. At that moment, Anakin wandered in with Padmé.
"Hello," he said. Smiling at his children, his eyes found Han, choking. "Who are you?"
"Ha-cough-n So-cough-lo." He attempted to stand. "Pleased to meet you."
"Nice to meet you, Han."
"Who are you?" asked Luke, pointing at Padmé. Leia yanked his arm down.
"It's rude to point," she said.
Padmé grinned. "I'm Padmé Amidala Skywalker."
Han groaned. "Don't tell me Vader is having weird sisters too."
The Senator turned on him. "As a matter of fact, I'm his WIFE." Han blushed and hid behind his ale. Luke started shuffling through some cabinets. Padmé continued. "Leia! Darling, how are you?"
Before she could answer, Luke pulled out a lavender binder with many Anakin and Luke stickers surrounded by hearts on it. "What kind of Sithspawn is this?" Leia yanked away from him and examined it.
"Hm... I'd say it is a work of a-" Leia stopped, unable to think of a word suitable.
Han yanked it from her. "Someone with design scenes worse than Bevel Lemelisk."
Padmé yanked it from Han. "Let's see what's in it." She flipped through several pages of "I (heart) Anakin and Luk3! OMG they rox!" which she didn't read at all, until she came to what seemed like a title page. "This is the way I want things!1111!39484!" she read aloud. "By pinkandprettyanakinsgrl293748."
"That's longer than Imperial code." Luke thought for a moment. "I have a-"
"Bad Feeling About This," the others all said at once. "We know."
Padmé pulled a chair up next to Luke. "I'll read first. This should be entertaining."
Serena was walking along, when she suddenly saw a lost puppy and picked it up and called the number and got lots of money. Then a pretty fairy (not as pretty as Serena though) appeared.
"I think you should get a reward for that," she said.
"I'm fine." Serena, in addition to having perfect green eyes and perfect blonde hair, was also a very good person.
"It's called modesty," Leia drawled. "Duh."
"This girl sounds really whiny," said Han.
"I have special powers and can see what you really think!" the fairy said. "I sense you want to meet a boy..."
"Not any boy!" Serena exclaimed. "I want Ana-"
"Freaking bitch!" yelled Padmé, throwing the book at Anakin. Anakin picked it up and examined the part where she stopped.
"Oh." He passed it to Han.
"Well, I'll read. Or try to." Han opened the book again.
"I want Anakin Skywalker! He's so hawt and cute and etc and so is bis son!"
"Jeez, she doesn't need that many exclamation points." Han poked at it, trying to find a button. "Where's the re-record button?" He eventually gave up and started to read again.
"You will be able to. Here you go..." the fairy said. Serena was thrown into the air to find herself in a bed on the big... sunny... planet thingy.
"It's TATOOINE!" yelled Luke and Anakin.
She was staring into some amazing green eyes. "Who are you?" she asked.
"I," the man said. "Am Anakin Skywalker." He was at his 19 year old age with a better haircut and cuter looks than from age 9. "And I think I'm in love."
Leia, Han, Luke, Anakin and especially Padmé gagged. "Could she be anymore lame?" asked Luke.
"This looks really really really bad," said Leia.
A/N: I think you know what's coming up. ;) Thanks to crazyroninchic again for letting me use the idea. And for letting such a shoddy writer take it up.
