Han threw the book to Luke. "You try reading it." Luke gingerly opened it.

Serena was overjoied with happyness. She had always wished for this. Anakin picked her up and tenderly placed her beside him. "What is your name?" he asked.

"I'm Serena." She fluttered her eyelashes.

"Serena... a lovely name for a lovely girl." Anakin took her hand and kissed it. "Lovely." He wanted to just take her in his arms and kiss her until she fainted, but refrianed for her sake.

"And, luckily, for ours," Han said. "Hanging in there, Luke?"

"I'm just glad I'm not in this yet," Luke said.

A day later...

Anakin had gone off with some girl to see about someone named Shmit.

"Her name is SHMI!" Anakin yelled. Padmé covered her ears.

Serena was changing into something more... hehehe... appropriate

"I don't wanna hear about what 'appropriate' is," Leia said.

"AKA, she looks like Leia at Jabba's," Luke said. Leia whacked him on the head. Han laughed.

"You have to admit..."

Leia blushed. "You didn't even see me! You were blind!"

She heard someone coming in and she dived into a closet. "Go... go away!" she yelled.

Anakin opened the closet. "Serena?"

She turned her back on him. "Anakin... go away! I'm not dressed!"

Luke went green. "Dad, you can read this..." He passed it to Anakin. Anakin began to read again.

Anakin drew her up, still facing the wall, against his chest. "It's okay.. I'm not like that." He kissed her cheek. Serena leaned into him.

"I... I love you..." she said quietly. He began kissing her neck and taking off his tunic.

Anakin muttered something along the lines of, "Why am I reading this?"

After his tunic was off, Serena turned around and began helping with his pants. They dropped to the floor and she...

Padmé looked over. "Um, kids... this is NC-17 type stuff..."

Han started arguing. "I'm not a kid!"

Anakin raised an eyebrow. "Are you really?" Han gulped and sputtered. Leia blushed. Padmé frowned at both of them.

Luke rolled his eyes. "Jeez, can we get on with it and not get into the disgusting facts that Leia and Han obviously don't want to share. Just bloody make sure they're using protection and then let's read." Han punched him in the head.

Anakin flipped to another page ahead.

Serena smiled happily at Anakin. They were on a starship heading to Geonosis, because Serena had used her special powers to recognize that Obi-Wan was in trouble. Padma was also coming along , just because she was Anakin's h-

"ANAKIN!" Padmé shrieked into his ear. "THIS IS A SICK JOKE BOOK!"

Leia picked the book up from where she had dropped it. "Let's find another page."