Smile! You're on the Alita Cam!

I Live. BWA.HA.HA.HA.HA. –repeats over and over-

Duo: O.O What's wrong with her?

Quatre: Too many tranquilizers. She'll pass out any minute now.

-passes out-

Quatre: See?

Duo: Too. Freaky.

-joltz awake- Freaky? Freaky! FREAKY! BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! –rounds around saying that-

Quatre: --' You just had to say the magic word didn't you?

Duo: . # HOW THE HECK WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT REACTS TO THE WORD FREAKY!

-looms over Duo holding scissors that say 'Cut the Braid. Cut the Braid. DO IT!'-

Duo: -runs away-

-chases after him-

Heero: -sighs- I got the disclaimer. –throws the timetable away- She doesn't own anything so you can't sue her. –mutters kuso unmutters-

#The Duo Chronicles!#

#Camera turns on to be face to face with Alita who is wearing one of Duo's outfits#

"Wow these priest outfits are really comfy!"

#Camera turns to face Kajoshei who is wearing the same thing#

'I know!'

#Camera faces a girl with lavender hair with pink streaks and cerulean blue eyes wearing the same outfit too#

"And plus they smell like Duo!"

#Kajoshei jumps#

"Oh hey Kish. KAJOSHEI GET OFF!"

#Kajoshei falls off#

"Anyways, we have a new person to hang around for the torture..I mean, documenting of the Duo. Give it up for Kish Kinayama!"

# Kish waves#

"So our subject is the Duo Maxwell 02, Former owner and Pilot of the Gundam Deathscythe. We have set up some booby traps around his room and this camera –pats camera- will record his reactions. –hears doorknob shake- Well got to go! –disappears-"

#Camera focuses on Duo who has just walked in…To have a bucket of water fall on his head#

'Yuck! Wait this isn't water…This is…TOLIET WATER! GAWD!'

#Duo shakes off the tainted water like a dog#

'What's going on here?'

#He walks over to his closet and sees that his remaining outfits are gone except for ONE#

'God no. I am not wearing THAT! Hee-Chan will surely kill me.'

#Duo thinks it over#

'Wait…Why am I so upset again?'

#Alita sweatdrops and Duo decides to take a shower#

'LALALALALALALALALALA!'

#He steps out in a towel and opens his closet to find out the same thing he found out earlier-No outfits besides ONE#

'KUSO! Well I have no choice….'

#Duo slaps the outfit on and then rebraids his hair and heads downstairs..MEANWHILE, Kish Alita and Kajoshei reappear#

Kish is lauging her buttus off. Kajoshei is one the verge of laughing. Alita is smirking.

"Well then people, let's see HIS reaction."

#Camera follows Kish and Kajoshei down the stairs and then they disappear#

Quatre: 'Duo are you…DUO WHERE DID YOU GET THAT!'

#Camera turns to Duo who is wearing Heero's spandex#

'It was the only thing I had. Not my fault.'

#He shrugs and Heero comes bounding down the stairs#

'Baka…OMEA O KOROSU!'

#Heero's Blushing really bad#

'Chill! I had nothing else to wear!'

#An audible snicker is heard#

'What was that?'

'More tricks Duo?'

'Heero!'

#More snickering occurs along with the 'sshhing' sound#

'Over there!'

#Quatre, Duo, and Heero head over to the pantry#

"DUOOOOO!"

-SMACK-

#The guys open the door to see Kajoshei with hand raised, Kish crying with a huge red slap mark on her face and moi holding a camera#

'Uhm. What are you guys doing in our pantry?'

"Well my friends it seems we have been discovered…TO THE ESCAPE POD!"

#Huge smoke explosion and the three ex-pilots are standing all burnt and blackened#

'Does this mean I have to take another shower?'

-SMACK-

Owari

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