Lila: "I hate my job! Damn that Rufus, ever since he came into power, my life has gone
from bad to worse. Argg."

Scarlet slowly crawled across the room with a dagger in her mouth. She was decked out in a camouflaged uniform with black paint marks under her eyes. Her helmet was dark green with tree branches on top. Her face was covered with dirt and her hair was messily picked up. She slowly crawled across the room and passed by in front Lila's desk. Lila, Rufus secretary, watched Scarlet with a worried look on her face.

Lila: "Um Miss Scarlet, are you alright?"

Scarlet paused and slowly tilted her head until she made eye contact with her.

Scarlet: "....." Lila: "Miss Scarlet, should I call a doctor for you?" Scarlet: "Prepare to die evil doer!"

Scarlet drew her dagger and chased Lila around the room. Lila screamed for her life until she ran into a wall and fell unconscious. Scarlet quickly tied up and gagged her and threw her inside a janitor's closet.

Scarlet: "Now prepare yourself Rufus Shinra!"

Rufus: "Security, go outside and find out who is screaming outside my office door."

Moments later, security returned while dragging Scarlet by her collar.

Rufus: "Scarlet, what is with all of this screaming all of a sudden?" Scarlet: "Rufus Shinra! Prepare to meet your maker!!!"

Scarlet launched herself at him, but fell back for the security guard still held a firm grip on her collar.

Scarlet: "Ack that hurts!"

Guard: "What shall I do with her sir?"

Scarlet: "....."

Rufus: "Indeed that question requires a lot of thought."

Guard (thinks to himself): "It's not a very hard question."

Scarlet: "....."

Guard: "Should I dispose of her sir?"

Scarlet: "....!!!!"

Rufus: "No that is not necessary."

Scarlet: "... sigh."

Guard: "Uh... then what?"

Guard (thinking): "I think I know where this is going."

Rufus: "Send her back to the vet."

Guard (thinking): "Jackpot!"

Scarlet: "!!!!!!"

Rufus: "And get her unfixed."

Guard (thinking): "Can't we just put her to sleep?"

Guard: "Is that even possible sir?"

Rufus: "I'm not an expert, so I don't know. So just do it. I trust a vet more than Hojo.

Guard (thinking): "Oh no my ADD is kicking in. Must pay attention, must pay attention."

Rufus: "He'll probably just turn her into another science project."

Scarlet (cringes): "...."

Guard (thinking) "Poor little fish."

Rufus: "Am I clear?"

Guard: "Very well sir."

Scarlet screamed and chewed on the guard as she tried to escape from his grasp. Rufus shuts the door behind him and walks to his desk. He picks up a small stack of paper and inspects the name on it.

Rufus: "Lila can you please send Mr. Corneo into my office at once?"

Rufus (chanting): "Please he's not there, please he's not there."

There was no answer on the other line.

Rufus: "Lila are you there?"

Still no answer.

Rufus: "Damn that stupid lunch break. That's why I can't get anything done here.
Everyone is always eating. That's why we even have a gym here, but no one ever
uses it. More than half the staff members here are fat like Palmer!"

Rufus walks out of his office and into the main lobby. He stops by Lila's desk and notice that her purse is still there. She never leaves her desk without her purse. He became alert by the strange sounds coming from the janitor's closet.

Rufus: "It's just a stupid closet. There is no demon or a chainsaw murderer hiding behind
that door. God I need to stop watching all those horror films. Hojo is scary
enough for me."

He slowly reached out for the doorknob, but then the door suddenly jerked and a muffled scream filled the room.

Rufus: "Crab!!! Oops I mean Crap!!!'

With anew determination he reached out, grabbed the knob, and forced the door open.

Rufus: "AHH Lila! What are you doing in the janitor's closet, gagged and tied up?"

Lila: "Mmmmhmm!!! (Untie me!)"

Rufus: "It is quite difficult to understand what you are saying Miss Lila." Lila: "Mmmmm!!! (Then ungag me!)"

Rufus: "I take it that this is Miss Scarlet's doing."

Lila: "MmmmMmmmMmhHmmm!!!! (Shut the fuck up and untie me you asshole!)"

Rufus: "Miss Lila, you look upset. Do you need some assistance?"

Lila: "Mmmmmmmmm!!! (Die you asshole!!!)

Rufus: "I will leave you now then. Have a nice nap Miss Lila."

Lila: "Mmmmmmmm!!!! (No don't leave me here!)"

With that Rufus shuts the door and walks back into his office, ignoring the screams and silent insults that Lila was hurling at him.

Lila: "Mmmmmmmmmm! (Fuck you and die you asshole!)