Chapter 5
Chaotic Conversation
A/N: This is a mental conversation between Vincent and his demons, but mostly centered on Chaos.
Vincent: I wonder...
Chaos: About what Vinny?
Vincent: Don't call me by that name you demon!
Chaos: You hurt my feelings. (Cries dramatically)
Vincent: As if you have any.
Chaos: That's harsh.
Vincent: You are deserving.
Chaos: Am not.
Vincent: ...are too.
Chaos (singing): Am not!
Vincent: ... why am I even arguing with you?
Chaos: Because you are Vinny!
Vincent: I don't see what that has to do with anything.
Chaos: Because you have to defend your pride.
Vincent: ...
Chaos: Hahahaha
Vincent: You are a dullard, deprived demon.
Chaos: What! Who are you calling a deprived demon!
Hell Masker: You Chaos.
Chaos: Shut up and get back there!
Hell Masker: You make me sad.
Chaos: That's my purpose.
(Hell Masker disappears into his dark corner.)
Chaos: You dare call me stupid!
Vincent: Yes.
Death Gigas: Hahahaha
Chaos: Shut up!
(He uses Chaos Saber on Death Gigas.)
Death Gigas: Hey watch it, you can poke my eyes out!
Chaos: That's the point!
Death Gigas: ...Asshole.
Vincent: ...
Chaos: Oh, I almost forgot about you.
Vincent (sarcastically): I'm sure you did.
(Death Gigas attacks Chaos, but misses.)
Death Gigas: Grrrrrr
Chaos: Hahahaha!
Death Gigas: I'll get you. Just wait and see.
Chaos: Yeah sure.
Death Gigas: Just wait.
(Death Gigas disappears in the dark background.
Chaos: Okay, back to what we were talking about...I'm not stupid!
Vincent: ...You're right you're not stupid.
Chaos: Good!
Vincent: You're worse.
Chaos: That's it you're getting it!
(Chaos starts attacking the nearby brain cells.)
Chaos: Take that! And that!
Vincent: ...Chaos.
Chaos (sweatly): Yessss?
Vincent: I burn more brain cells than that by just being near Cloud and Yuffie.
Chaos: ... Well I can solve that problem for you.
Vincent: How?
Chaos: By letting me eat them.
Vincent: You are insane.
Chaos: I'm not insane, just a little mentally disturbing.
Vincent: In that you are right.
Chaos: Of course I'm right Vinny. I'm always right.
Vincent: You are quite annoying.
Chaos: More annoying than Yuffie?
Vincent: Why Yuffie?
Chaos: Because I hate competition.
Vincent: Why do you consider her to be competition?
Chaos: Because she is! Now who is more annoying, Me or Yuffie?
Vincent: You are getting there.
Chaos (singing): I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves...
Vincent: ...Wait!
Chaos: Everybody's nerves...
Vincent: Enough!
Chaos: Everybody's nerves...
Vincent: Shut up already.
Chaos: I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves...
Vincent: Chaos!
Chaos: And this is how it goes...
Vincent: CHAOS!
Chaos: Yessss?
Vincent: Shut up already!
Chaos: Who's annoying?
Vincent: You are! Now shut up already!
Chaos: More annoying than Yuffie?
Vincent: At this moment yes!
Chaos: You make me feel all warm and fussy now.
Vincent: ...
Chaos: I love you too.
Vincent: ...
Chaos: The wheels on the bus goes round and round.
Vincent: Shut up!
Chaos: Oh, look it talks.
Vincent: What the Hell do you want from me!
Chaos: For you to get up and live a little.
Vincent: You're kidding right?
Chaos: No!
Vincent: Why?
Chaos: Oh, I don't know. Maybe it's because I'm so bored here.
Vincent: You? Bored?
Chaos: Grrrrr
Vincent: ...
Chaos: Just accept it already! I'm a part of you, even if you might not like the idea. I'm stuck here. So do us both a favor or I'll start killing more brain cells again!
Vincent: What?
Chaos: Stop crying over Lucretia , go out and live or I'll start singing the rainbow song!
Vincent: How dare you!
Chaos: What the rainbow song?
Vincent: Lucretia!
Chaos: Because it's true. If she were here to see you now she would probably give you a damn, stupid speech on how you make her sad, bla bla bla, that she would want you to be happy, more bla bla bla. God I hate the bla bla bla parts. And I don't want to here that speech!
Vincent: ...
Chaos: Grrrr
Vincent: Chaos?
Chaos: Yes?
Vincent: You are right.
Chaos: See there you go! Why can't you listen to me you stupid mortal , I ... uh I'm what?
Vincent: You are right.
Chaos: ...
Vincent: I keep on dwelling in my past and I'm forgetting to live in the present.
Chaos: Holy Shit!
Vincent: ...
Chaos: I think I've killed to many brain cells!
Vincent: ...
Chaos: Aww crap!
Vincent: Chaos.
Chaos: This is bad!
Vincent: Chaos?
Chaos: It's Armageddon!
Vincent: Chaos.
Chaos: We're doom!
Vincent: CHAOS!
Chaos: Yesssss?
Vincent: Shut up!
Yuffie (yelling): Vinny!
(Vincent snaps out from the conversation.)
Vincent: Huh?
Yuffie: Hello?
Vincent: Yes?
Yuffie: Damn it! I was trying to get your attention for the past five minuets! Bad Vinny! Bad!
Vincent: I'm not a dog so don't talk to me like one.
Yuffie: Well I don't care.
Vincent: Yuffie.
Yuffie: Yes?
Chaos (mentally): I want to eat you.
Vincent to Chaos (mentally): Shut up!
(Vincent uses his exit materia on Yuffie and she was sent flying out of his room.)
Yuffie: HEY! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR?
Vincent: Sorry, I just couldn't help myself.
Yuffie: ... What did you say?
Vincent: Good bye.
(He closes the door on Yuffie.)
Yuffie: O.O
