Chapter 5

Chaotic Conversation

A/N: This is a mental conversation between Vincent and his demons, but mostly centered on Chaos.

Vincent: I wonder...

Chaos: About what Vinny?

Vincent: Don't call me by that name you demon!

Chaos: You hurt my feelings. (Cries dramatically)

Vincent: As if you have any.

Chaos: That's harsh.

Vincent: You are deserving.

Chaos: Am not.

Vincent: ...are too.

Chaos (singing): Am not!

Vincent: ... why am I even arguing with you?

Chaos: Because you are Vinny!

Vincent: I don't see what that has to do with anything.

Chaos: Because you have to defend your pride.

Vincent: ...

Chaos: Hahahaha

Vincent: You are a dullard, deprived demon.

Chaos: What! Who are you calling a deprived demon!

Hell Masker: You Chaos.

Chaos: Shut up and get back there!

Hell Masker: You make me sad.

Chaos: That's my purpose.

(Hell Masker disappears into his dark corner.)

Chaos: You dare call me stupid!

Vincent: Yes.

Death Gigas: Hahahaha

Chaos: Shut up!

(He uses Chaos Saber on Death Gigas.)

Death Gigas: Hey watch it, you can poke my eyes out!

Chaos: That's the point!

Death Gigas: ...Asshole.

Vincent: ...

Chaos: Oh, I almost forgot about you.

Vincent (sarcastically): I'm sure you did.

(Death Gigas attacks Chaos, but misses.)

Death Gigas: Grrrrrr

Chaos: Hahahaha!

Death Gigas: I'll get you. Just wait and see.

Chaos: Yeah sure.

Death Gigas: Just wait.

(Death Gigas disappears in the dark background.

Chaos: Okay, back to what we were talking about...I'm not stupid!

Vincent: ...You're right you're not stupid.

Chaos: Good!

Vincent: You're worse.

Chaos: That's it you're getting it!

(Chaos starts attacking the nearby brain cells.)

Chaos: Take that! And that!

Vincent: ...Chaos.

Chaos (sweatly): Yessss?

Vincent: I burn more brain cells than that by just being near Cloud and Yuffie.

Chaos: ... Well I can solve that problem for you.

Vincent: How?

Chaos: By letting me eat them.

Vincent: You are insane.

Chaos: I'm not insane, just a little mentally disturbing.

Vincent: In that you are right.

Chaos: Of course I'm right Vinny. I'm always right.

Vincent: You are quite annoying.

Chaos: More annoying than Yuffie?

Vincent: Why Yuffie?

Chaos: Because I hate competition.

Vincent: Why do you consider her to be competition?

Chaos: Because she is! Now who is more annoying, Me or Yuffie?

Vincent: You are getting there.

Chaos (singing): I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves...

Vincent: ...Wait!

Chaos: Everybody's nerves...

Vincent: Enough!

Chaos: Everybody's nerves...

Vincent: Shut up already.

Chaos: I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves...

Vincent: Chaos!

Chaos: And this is how it goes...

Vincent: CHAOS!

Chaos: Yessss?

Vincent: Shut up already!

Chaos: Who's annoying?

Vincent: You are! Now shut up already!

Chaos: More annoying than Yuffie?

Vincent: At this moment yes!

Chaos: You make me feel all warm and fussy now.

Vincent: ...

Chaos: I love you too.

Vincent: ...

Chaos: The wheels on the bus goes round and round.

Vincent: Shut up!

Chaos: Oh, look it talks.

Vincent: What the Hell do you want from me!

Chaos: For you to get up and live a little.

Vincent: You're kidding right?

Chaos: No!

Vincent: Why?

Chaos: Oh, I don't know. Maybe it's because I'm so bored here.

Vincent: You? Bored?

Chaos: Grrrrr

Vincent: ...

Chaos: Just accept it already! I'm a part of you, even if you might not like the idea. I'm stuck here. So do us both a favor or I'll start killing more brain cells again!

Vincent: What?

Chaos: Stop crying over Lucretia , go out and live or I'll start singing the rainbow song!

Vincent: How dare you!

Chaos: What the rainbow song?

Vincent: Lucretia!

Chaos: Because it's true. If she were here to see you now she would probably give you a damn, stupid speech on how you make her sad, bla bla bla, that she would want you to be happy, more bla bla bla. God I hate the bla bla bla parts. And I don't want to here that speech!

Vincent: ...

Chaos: Grrrr

Vincent: Chaos?

Chaos: Yes?

Vincent: You are right.

Chaos: See there you go! Why can't you listen to me you stupid mortal , I ... uh I'm what?

Vincent: You are right.

Chaos: ...

Vincent: I keep on dwelling in my past and I'm forgetting to live in the present.

Chaos: Holy Shit!

Vincent: ...

Chaos: I think I've killed to many brain cells!

Vincent: ...

Chaos: Aww crap!

Vincent: Chaos.

Chaos: This is bad!

Vincent: Chaos?

Chaos: It's Armageddon!

Vincent: Chaos.

Chaos: We're doom!

Vincent: CHAOS!

Chaos: Yesssss?

Vincent: Shut up!

Yuffie (yelling): Vinny!

(Vincent snaps out from the conversation.)

Vincent: Huh?

Yuffie: Hello?

Vincent: Yes?

Yuffie: Damn it! I was trying to get your attention for the past five minuets! Bad Vinny! Bad!

Vincent: I'm not a dog so don't talk to me like one.

Yuffie: Well I don't care.

Vincent: Yuffie.

Yuffie: Yes?

Chaos (mentally): I want to eat you.

Vincent to Chaos (mentally): Shut up!

(Vincent uses his exit materia on Yuffie and she was sent flying out of his room.)

Yuffie: HEY! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR?

Vincent: Sorry, I just couldn't help myself.

Yuffie: ... What did you say?

Vincent: Good bye.

(He closes the door on Yuffie.)

Yuffie: O.O