Drabble Twenty: To Fall Asleep on the Job

Havoc had fallen asleep at work, somehow or another. He had been woken by a very embarrassed Fury, who had been out to lunch when Havoc had fallen asleep. Fury was muttering something about Breda, Roy and Edward and their sick sense of humor, and Havoc was dazedly wondering if he was still dreaming. He noticed pretty quickly the window was open, since his legs had felt the breeze. It was sometime around then he had realized he was not wearing any pants. He looked down to find he was indeed, not wearing pants. No, he was wearing a rather flattering skirt to go with his uniform now.

"Uh... Fury... what's with this?" Havoc pointed to the skirt, getting Fury to blush and pull his own... skirt down.

"The Colonel, influenced by Edward Elric, demanded you were put in one. I got back from my lunch at a rather nasty time and was forced into one myself. I didn't think I'd ever get a chance to wake you and get back to work in normal clothes, but the Colonel dragged Elric off and Breda decided to go to lunch." Fury explained. "I would have changed before waking you, but Breda took our pants."

"I see..." Havoc raised an eyebrow, not sure if he should really believe he hadn't woken up through being changed. It was then the door opened, Riza Hawkeye taking one step into the room before turning around and walking straight out, slamming the door behind her. "What was that about?"Havoc asked, raising the other eyebrow.

"Uhm, she probably walked in on the Colonel and Edward... both of whom left with skirts themselves, so..." Fury blushed, remembering the scene.

"I see." Havoc said again, frisking himself for his cigarettes. He blinked, realizing he seemed to not have them on him. In fact, if he remembered right... they were in his pants. He jumped to his feet, Fury yelping ashis skirt flew up, and began to raid every crevice of the office for a cigarette. It was then Fury held out a pack of them. His pack. The one that had been in his pants.

"Wha...?" Havoc blinked, taking the box and inspecting it.

"I-I snagged it while they were forcing me into the skirt..." Fury blushed. He had expected Havoc to be happy, overjoyed even, but his imagination hadn't mentioned the very sloppy kiss the lieutenant gave him.

End Drabble Twenty.

More miniskirts. Woo. Was given this idea by Lethal-chan, who was nice enough to pitch a few ideas. This is the only one I'm using... because the others were... bad.

Lethal-Chan: Thank you for the five reviews, yes drabble 12 was pretty pointless, yes Roy and Ed were OOC in drabble 13 (but I don't ca-are!), I'm sure Havoc will do some leg-fondling later (drabble 14), I might to a precursor for drabble 15, maaaaybe and originally in drabble 16 there was a line between POV's, but ffnet deleted it and it seemed to be okay without, so I left it that way. And thank you for this idea and thank you for the scar the other idea seems to have left behind...

sirius'sheelah: Thank you for all of the reviews! I don't understand Elricest either, so don't feel bad or alone or anything. Also, I'm glad my drabbles are so entertaining for you!

cinnakat: Wow... uhm, thank you for reviewing... everything. (1) Yes, Hughes dying was very, very depressing. I'm glad the drabble was cute though! (2) I don't mind being flooded with reviews, don't worry, I love them. And thank you for liking the way I write! I've been working on it for a long time, so I get all giddy whenever someone compliments me. (4) Yea! Someone called it adorable. (5) o.O you snorted. (6) Smokey and Misty, huh? My cats are Tawny Kitten (after Tawny Kaiten) and Patch. They're plotting world domination. (7) Yea! Someone called it adorable. Wait, I already said that. Oh well. (8) I had to go look at what one 8 was, then I realized it was one of the Royai's and I was like "Oh, yeah. Those." I'm not a "happy" Royai writer, sorry. (13) Uh... yeah, well, I try to just pretend Roy's younger than he is... and in my little brain, all is right. (15) Your kinda story, eh? (19) I have all the time in the world to wait for reviews, fear not. I'm glad 19 was funny though! Yea, I wrote something funny. (on accident, but hey.)

Sakura-chan: (13) Thank you! (nothing else interesting to say, so won't say it)

LeoOsaka Bakura's stalker: (13) "so damn cute" eh? (runs over to see which one 13 is...) Oh, yes. Anyways, thank you very much for the review! I'm glad to have written something that compelled you to review, and hope to do it again! (satanic giggling)

Yeah, I replied to most if not all of my reviews. Warm fuzzy feelings all around.