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Chapter 3: Discoveries, Talks, and Naked Bodies.
Sirius kept his eyes closed for fear of what he might see. He had been sure that he had fallen face first, but he was now lying on his back.
"Ginny! Are you all right? What happened?"
Why is Harry calling me Ginn--oh shit!
Sirius jumped to his feet and looked at the body he now inhabited.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
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Ginny Weasley put her hand to her head. She couldn't remember past the feeling of
flying and then a sudden drop. She was in a bed, but it was bigger than her own. She
cautiously opened her eyes and found herself in a large room. The walls were plain wood
and there was a big window on the other side. She went to pull out her wand, ready for
anything, but couldn't find it. Black hair fell in front of her eyes.
"What th--"
She slammed her hand on to her mouth
That's not my voice
She walked up to the mirror and saw the face of Sirius Black reflected back at her.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
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Sirius kept his eyes tightly shut.
It was all a horrible dream. I'm not in Ginny Weasley's body. I'm still in my bed. I'm not
even dead. Harry is still in Hogwarts finishing fifth year and Remus is lying next to me.
"Remus?"
Oh fuck! Sirius Black you are one stupid bastard. You had to go and tickle Ginny! Not Harry! Not even your boyfriend Remus! But little fifteen year old GINNY BLOODY WEASLEY!
Sirius swung Ginny's legs out of Ginny's bed and walked over to Ginny's mirror. And there, sure enough was the image of the 15 year old female Weasley.
"Ginny dear, what are you doing up?"
Sirius jumped a mile.
Oh crap! What am I going to do?
He knew he looked like Ginny, but didn't have the foggiest idea how to BE Ginny. He sighed and turned around slowly.
"Oh hello Mol-Mom."
"Come sit back down. You gave us all a scare at the funeral."
"What? Why?"
Well Black, you're in Ginny's body. You fell backwards for no apparent reason, jumped up, looked at your self in Ginny's body then screamed and then finally fainted. Does that give you an idea?
"Well you fell backwards for no apparent reason, jumped up, looked at your self then screamed and finally fainted. We were all so worried about you. Don't you remember? "
"Ye--no."
"That's even more of a reason for you to come here and lay back down."
Sirius moved Ginny's legs over to Ginny's bed. He sat down and he accidentally touched Ginny's southern region.
"YIKES!"
"What is it Ginny dear?"
Sirius you idiot!
"Nothing Mol…M-Mom, just…uh…"
CRAP! What am I supposed to say?
I was just surprised that I suddenly didn't have a dick?
No…She'd think I'm crazy.
But I am crazy…
Shhh! You're not helping!
But I'm you so you're saying that you're not helping yourself.
Did I not just tell you to shut up? I have an idea…
"I was just…you know…it hit me again…I--he's not coming back."
"Oh, I know dear. He did have a temper…"
Sirius shook Ginny's head in disagreement.
"And he was quite reckless…"
He turned to look at Molly.
"And he was quite a cheeky drunk…"
He shot a look of death at the older woman.
"But he was mostly good and…Don't look at me li--oh sorry, I forgot about your little crush."
"What?"
"I…uh over heard you telling Hermione about it."
"That I liked…"
"Sirius Black, yes dear."
"Oh."
"You need to rest now."
"Yeah."
"I'll come and get you in an hour, bye dear."
"Bye."
"Oh and Ginny dear, take a shower before dinner."
"OK."
Molly closed the door and Sirius laid down.
Wait! A shower! How am I supposed to do that?
Well you usually take off your clothes and get into a bathtub and wash your self with soap and water.
BUT THIS ISN'T MY BODY! THIS IS GINNY'S BODY! That would make me a dirty pedophileish (A/N: Yes, I know it's not a word) old man! I could go to hell!
Technically you're already dead…
Shut up this is entirely your fault!
Well no actually…the author didn't write my part of your thoughts in till a few minutes ago so this actually all the non-bold italicized parts fault.
Whimper…
Well come on pedophile, get on with it.
Shut up, I hate you…
Sirius grudgingly walked into the bathroom and undid the blouse. He then took of the skirt. He looked in the mirror at the fifteen year olds body.
It's a good thing I like men, or else I would be in real trouble.
He slipped off the underwear on his new body and barely had time to admire the womanly figure…
PEDOPHILE!
If you don't shut up, I'll have to write you out.
Sorry…
Anyway, he slipped off the underwear on his new body and barely had time to admire the womanly figure when a knock came on the door.
"Ginny? It's me, Harry."
Oh hell! Where's Ginny when you need her?
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Ginny kept her eyes tightly shut.
It was all a horrible dream. I'm not in Sirius Black's body. I'm still in my bed. Sirius isn't
even dead. I'm still in Hogwarts finishing fourth year and Harry is lying next to me.
Don't push your luck…
"James I think he's waking…Sirius?"
Cra-ha-hap! What did I do to deserve this?
You admitted to Hermione that you thought Sirius was REALLY good looking?
So…I didn't want to become him!
Just look on the bright side, you can look at him naked now!
You're sick!
So are you!
Shut up…
"Sirius, its James! Are you ok?"
"No, and I'm not Sirius Black…"
"He really hit his head hard James."
"Pads! It's me Prongs!"
Ginny opened her eyes. On her right she saw a man that looked exactly like Harry, except he had brown eyes and no scar, on her left and a beautiful woman with red hair and amazing emerald green eyes.
"My name is Ginny Weasley! It's not Sirius, It's not Pads, and I'm not dead!"
"Ok, I'll play along, Ginny…how did you come to be in Sirius body?"
"I was at Sirius's funeral, and I got this weird feeling in my side, then I was flying, then I fainted and I woke in Sirius's body."
"Whatever, Padfoot."
"Why do you keep calling me Padfoot?"
"Because, that's your nickname! Don't you remember?"
"No!"
"You don't remember becoming animagus? All those full moons and all the times that Peter or I walked in on you and Remus in the common room going at it or…"
"Going at it?"
"Yeah! Snogging…"
"SIRIUS AND PROFFESSER LUPIN!"
"James, I think this is really Ginny…I think they switched bodies…"
"You mean that Sirius Black is in my body?"
"I think so…"
"BLOODY HELL! I'll kill him if he screws anything up!"
"Calm down Ginny. I think she needs some alone time, James."
"Who are you guys anyway?"
"Lily Potter and this is my husband James Potter."
"You're Harry's parents!"
"Yes we are…we'll leave you alone now. Just call us if you need anything."
"Thank you."
Lily and James got up and left the room. Ginny got out of bed and crossed to the mirror. There was Sirius Black, Ginny's second crush, staring at her.
I wonder what he looks like naked.
You would!
Oh please, like you haven't!
Well…
Ha! Well, why don't we find out?
We'll find out at some point anyway…
See, now you don't have to feel guilty!
You've talked me into it.
I always thought there was something going on between Sirius and Remus.
No you hoped it, so that you could have amazing orgies with them and Harry.
Yeah…so?
You're sick.
So are you, now get on with it!
TBC…
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A/N: Haha! You don't get to read about Sirius' naked body! Aren't I mean?
Anyway, I hoped you like this chapter! You can tell me so bye reviewing! I would like to thank ryoufanatic and gaija for reviewing the last chapter! And I also would like to give a big hug and kiss to my beautiful beta Aira!
