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Ron continued to claw at the sign now blinking on his forehead that said 'I fancy boys'.
Tonks was still laughing like she had lost all grip on reality.
Hermoine just stood there, in shock. She blinked her eyelids in quick secession. Slowly, she took in the scene before her and comprehension dawned.
"Tonks, how could you do this to Ron?" Hermoine said in a very Molly Weasely sounding voice. "This isn't a funny joke in the least! Do something to help him!"
Tonks laughter started to subside. She was saddened that Hermoine hadn't started to laugh with her. Although, she had really figured that appreciating practical jokes weren't her "area". Tonks loved Hermoine, but she could be such a stick in the mud at times.
Then Hermoine flashed Tonks a small grin; a look that was only exchanged between the two of them.
Tonks took back everything bad she had just thought.
"Tonks!" Roared Ron. "How could you do this too me? Take it off now! What if Harry or Ginny saw this! I would never live it down! Hurry! Get it the hell off my forehead!"
Tonks sighed (in what she hoped was a convincing manner) and started to pull her wand out of her pocket. Maybe it wasn't going to be her day after all.
"Wait!" Hermoine yelled. She raised her hands and Tonks hand stilled in her pocket.
Ron and Tonks just looked at her quizzical expressions on their faces.
"I…Iknowaspellthatwouldtotallyg etitoff." Hermoine said rather fast, like if she stopped talking she might not be able to get all the words out.
"Its called siumixam ovlrig."
Tonks stared at Hermoine. Tonks racked her brain, but couldn't remember hearing a spell with a title like that.
Before Tonks could open her mouth to argue her point Hermoine added, "It will reverse the spell you put on him, Tonks."
Looking back, Tonks still didn't know how Hermoine keep a straight face though it all. Comprehension was finally granted to Tonks. Wow, I never knew she had it in her.
Tonks smiled. Hermoine was more mischievous than Tonks could ever have hoped to imagine. Maybe Hermoine is getting Ron back for that chewing gum he put in one of her textbooks. ABC, gum. Tonks gave a small disgusted sound.
"Hurry up! Are you waiting until someone else sees this?!" Ron yelled. He was starting to sound not only angry but there was a hint of anxiety.
"Oh, yeah. Sorry." Tonks was glad she had practiced her silent spells. Ron would never let her finish the spell if he had started to hear it in the correct order. Tonks swished her wand and thought the words, girlvo maximuis…and the deed was done.
Ron looked around with a dazed expression on his face. Ron felt funny. He felt like he didn't like Quidditch anymore and would rather go shopping.
….that pink was his favorite color.
…He wondered if his pajamas were fashionable enough.
….He thought that maybe…he really did fancy boys.
…That he fancied Harry.
"What have you DONE to ME!" Ron looked at his reflection in the window again. He no longer had the blinking red sign on his forehead, but he did have long hair. There was an awful big resemblance to Ginny.
Ron looked down.
Ronald Weasley had boobs.
Ron Weasley was a girl.
He let out a very feminine yell.
This time Hermoine joined Tonks on the floor rolling with laughter.
