Disclaimer: Should I spell it out in math! Okay then...Leviathanofpower + Teen Titans Don't own. Thank you...Thank you...And I don't own Tylenol.
Dear Diary,
Well my will is finished, if we don't find Starfire I might need it. After our little happy talk with Robin last night made me sure it'll be helpful.
We started our search at the usual place, The Ice Cream Shop. Robin took Frozen Deserts, Rae took Cold Cakes, BB took taste testing, and I took Ice Cream. I should've jumped for taste testing, it was freezing in there. Plus I got ice-cream in my circuts and then I started doing the hokey pokey, or so that's what Beast Boy said I was doing when they found me...I hadn't remembered much after the dipped fudge incident.
Well I guess ice-cream and Cyborg don't mix, but what does...Cake.
After The Ice Cream Shop we went to the Bakery, I immediately covered BB's mouth when Robin asked who wanted to do taste testing section, and I raised my hand and said:
"Me." Unfortunately, Robin then said...
"Oh wait, there isn't a taste testing section here, sorry."
I looked at Beast Boy, he was almost as upset as I was. I let go of his mouth, and looked at him again, he was laughing at the top of his lungs screaming "Ha ha!" I'll show him 'Ha ha!' Just as soon as Robin isn't looking.
Instead I had to go look through the icing section. Yes!
I thought that things were clearing up, that the silver lining had finally come...I was wrong.
I saw some icing, it looked so good...I stuck my finger in, but I couldn't get it out. It was stuck! My finger was metal and this icing was like ice, in fact is was ice, flavored frozen mini popsicles, that they stick on cakes for a weird effect. But who cares what it was for, my finger was stuck. I yelled for help, and it came. First a chef came with a wrench, that didn't work. Then Beast Boy came and offered to eat my finger out, that I wouldn't let him do...Finally robin came and tried his boomerang, that didn't work either. By that time I felt like i had touched dry ice, it hurt so bad, although my body parts are metal I can feel pain, it's an extra feature.
Raven came and used her powers to melt the ice...Finally, a few more minutes, and my finger just woulda fell off.
We went back to the search, We went to the 'Mall of Shopping' which no matter how ridiculous it is...That was the name of the mall.
Now usually any mention of shopping would make a guys head pop off, but we weren't here to shop we were here to search. Search we did. Robin got the north Wing, Raven got the South Wing, BB got the East Wing, and I got the West Wing (If you've ever seen Beauty and the Beast then this would be scary.)
Every now and then I'd see someone that I thought looked like Starfire, but it turned out just to be a civilian. Then I heard someone screaming, like they were in pain. I ran as fast as I could to see what was going on, turned out it was just some fan girls screaming cause Robin was in the same store as them...Robin's so lucky.
After a while I had a huge headache from searching up and down everywhere. So I went to get some Tylenol. I walked into a Pharmacy, and I saw someone with red hair. I was pretty sure it wasn't Starfire so I just walked by...I went up, bought something for my head and then sat down next to the red haired person.
I noticed that she was drinking an entire bottle of Toothpaste.Drinking it,I stared and her and said:
"Are you okay?"She turned towards me and it was Starfire. "Starfire!"
"Please remind me to never eat white stuff again." I quickly called everyone else on my communicator. They were all very excited, especially Robin.
We went home and watched a movie, since Starfire was gone, we let her choose. It seems we were watching another one of those documentaries on hot-dogs.
Please remind me never to lose a tamaranian, and if I do remind me not to find it again.
Cyborg (superstar)
A/N: Okay I might change it back to a Beast Boy thing if you guys don't like it, plz review.
