Reneo and Yuffiet

Shakai: here it is, another chapter.

Reno: whoooo hoooo!

Shakai: I don't own final fantasy or Romeo and Juliet.

Reno: or me!

Shakai: Im borrowing you for the rest of your lifetime.

Reno: : (


"Yuffie!! Yuffie!!" Tifa yelled, her voice echoing about the AVALANCHE base. Where had the young ninja disappeared to? She could have sworn Yuffie was here a minute ago. Tifa caught sight of Shera walking down a corridor, she grabbed her arm. "Help me find Yuffie please, its really important." Tifa pleaded, Shera nodded and began yelling Yuffie's name in some other direction.

Yuffie frantically scrubbed at her shorts, damn butterfly. Why did she have to try and catch the little thing and walk into a puddle! She had fallen over into some mud and succeeded in getting filthy. It was her party tonight and she had to look good. Tifa would not be impressed.

Speaking of which, Yuffie could hear her name being yelled by Tifa herself. /oh great/ she thought. Yuffie sprinted into the bathroom and began scrubbing furiously at her clothes and skin.

There was a knock on the bathroom door. Yuffie stopped what she was doing and stared at the door like a rabbit caught in headlights. The knock came again and Yuffie decided that if she didn't say something the person wouldn't leave her alone. Praying that it wasn't Tifa Yuffie cleared her throat and said gruffly

"Who is it." She was hoping that the person didn't realise it was her. Unfortunately she wasn't very good at disguising her voice.

"Yuffie! We've been looking all over for you, Tifa is going mad." Yuffie silently thanked Leviathan that it was just Shera. Giving her shorts one last brush off Yuffie opened the door.

Shera took one look at the mud caking Yuffie's skin and clothes then pushed past her in the bathroom. She sat Yuffie on the toilet lid and locked the door.

"For Cetra's sake Yuffie, you were fine half an hour ago." Shera sighed, she grabbed the handtowel Yuffie had used earlier and began scrubbing at the resilient dirt vigorously.

"It was this evil butterfly, I was trying to catch it then fell in a puddle." Yuffie tried to explain whilst wincing at the cleaning force used on her. Another yell of Yuffie was heard down the corridor and Shera tutted.

"Tifa isn't going to be happy." She said. Yuffie threw her hands up.

"You don't think I know that? Why else would I be hiding in here trying to scrub it off." She picked the dirt out of her nails whilst Shera continued attacking the mud off her legs. When Tifa yelled again Shera decided that Yuffie was as clean as she was going to get to the extent of having another bath. She unlocked the door and pushed the young ninja out.

Yuffie glared at the older woman and set off walking down to Tifa's room thinking of an excuse as to why she hadn't gone straight away and why she wasn't as clean as before. Upon reaching Tifa's door Yuffie took a deep breath and went to knock on it. Her hand never even reached the wood, Tifa flung the door opened and pulled Yuffie into the room.

"Where have you been?! Ive been looking all over for you." Tifa half yelled. Yuffie sighed and began her excuse.

"I was kinda chasing a butterfly, it was a really pretty one. And well tripped. I was cleaning up as you called." Somehow Yuffie told Tifa the truth, just glancing at those crimson eyes made anyone want to tell the truth.

Tifa accepted the reason but not without looking sternly at Yuffie for a second.

"Your costume has arrived." Yuffie opened her eyes wide and grinned.

"really?! Where? I wanna wear it now!" she jumped up and punched the air a bit. Tifa gestured over to the large wardrobe in the corner of the room. Yuffie raced over to it and flung it open. Inside were two plastic bags containing two different costumes, Yuffie couldn't make out which one was hers.

"Which one is mine Teef?" She asked excitedly pulling them both out. Tifa motioned to the one in her left hand whilst relieving her of the other one. Yuffie tore open the package and whooped as she saw the material.

"Wow! Leviathan this looks ace!" she pulled the costume out and danced around with it placed against her body. Tifa smiled slightly, she looked at her watch.

"We have two hours before people start arriving to the party, I think I might get ready now." Tifa walked into the bathroom with her costume while Yuffie looked admiringly at hers.

It was an old Wutain princess dress. Yuffie had never wore a dress before, no matter how hard her father pleaded that she look orderly. Yuffie always opted for the shorts and skinny T shirt but today was different. It was her 18th birthday! Plus she was having a fancy dress party and decided to dress up in something everyone would least expect of her. The dress was a dark red in colour and had dragons emboldened down the left side. It was slim and reached all the way to her feet. Yuffie threw her shorts and t shirt on the floor and put the dress on, marveling at how silky and soft it felt. It hung nicely on her features and made it look like she had bigger breasts than she had. Yuffie grinned then slipped on some red elbow length gloves. She admired herself in the mirror for a few minutes before realising that her hair was a mess.

She yelled out to Tifa who had been silent in the bathroom. Tifa opened the door and walked out. She was dressed as an Egyptian, her dress was long, golden and curved in all the right places. Tifa had let her hair down and it flowed across her shoulders with a bit covering part of her face. Yuffie knew that Tifa had done that to cover the burns she had acquired a few days ago in a ShinRa fight.

Tifa looked at Yuffie's dress and smiled.

"Never thought I'd see the princess of Wutai actually looking like her title." Yuffie scowled,

"Take a good look, it's a one off. Can you give me a hand sorting my hair and make up out?" She gestured to the dishevelled raven locks messed around on her head. Tifa nodded and motioned for Yuffie to sit down.

Yuffie had grown her hair out, well had tried to. It was at an annoying length where she couldn't really do much with it. It was too short to tie up and long enough to get in her face. She usually tucked it behind her ears but tonight she had to look completely different. Tifa pulled a brush through the mess and then set about adding braids at the front and side then pulling the rest at the back into a tight bun. She then turned Yuffie around to face her and worked on her makeup. When Yuffie looked in the mirror all she could say was.

"Bloody hell Teef, never knew you could do that, maybe you should open up a salon." The image in the mirror was not Yuffie, it was an elegant Wutain Princess. Tifa was obviously pleased at Yuffie's reaction, the grin was enough to certify that. She looked at her watch,

"Holy Bahamut, We only have half an hour left and I need to sort my makeup out." She shooed Yuffie out of the room and shut the door. Yuffie grinned, she tried to walk elegantly down the corridor, unfortunately her legs wanted to saunter boyishly. She concentrated and lifted her head high, walking slowly like the orderly person her father wished she was. Upon reaching the end of the corridor Yuffie shrieked happily and sprinted off to show Vincent her new look.

Reno sighed. This was the 5th clothes shop Elena had dragged him and Rude to. Apparantly she had managed to get 5 tickets to the AVALANCHE fancy dress party. Obviously he would be going, Elena seemed to think he needed to find himself another girl and Yuffie must have loads of hot friends for him to drool over. Elena mused over who else to invite, Rude had to go. He was the reason Elena had the tickets, she had promised Reeve that she would bring an entertainer. Rude was the unlucky person designated to do that, as strange as it might seem. Rufus would want to go but he was still in trouble for the fight and might start another one. Tseng might want to go as well, just to keep an eye on them. All she had to do now was find herself a costume, make Reno get himself one and think of a way for Rude to be entertaining.

She caught sight of a slinky silver dress and an insane idea popped into her head. She pulled Reno over to her and whispered in his ear pointing to the little dress. He laughed and they both turned to face Rude grinning menacingly.


Reno: Rude is going to be a transvestite?!

Shakai: yup

Reno: you have a thing for cross dressing dontcha, me in Crimson Fury and Rude in this.

Shakai: well, Mercutio cross dressed in the film and I'm kinda having Rude as him, besides, don't you think it will be funny to see Rude dress as a woman.

Reno: (sniggers) (bursts out laughing) omg your right!

Rude: (pulls gun out and points it at Reno)

Reno: meep.