Disclaimer: Actually, I don't own Teen Titans, isn't that amazing?
Dear Diary,
Today I pulled 5 pranks on Raven, starting with breakfeast...
1. She was having rice, so i simply spat in it as soon as I saw it on the table.
2. Then I stuck a toy spider in the shower, right before her usaul bath time. (During her shower time I heard a high pitched scream, coming from the bathroom.
3. Then I went into the bathroom, (again) and sprayed green paint all over the black toothbrush.
4. Since Raven owns all the books on the book shelf, I came up and ripped out a whole bunch of pages out of one.
5. Last but not least, I pulled the greatest prank ever, raven was downstairs meditating, and everyone else was playing volleyball on the roof top. It was a perfect opportunity! I was in the common room, when suddenly it hit me, I quickly blind folded myself, and ran upstairs, I turned into the closest room, which I was sure was raven's...Then I started to rip things and throw them apart, it was so much fun! Finally I decided that I had done good enough, and I opened my blindfold...But then I realized that it was the evidence room I had went into, Raven's was another staircase up!
"Oh no..." I said scared that Robin would, like...kill me!"At least the other pranks worked." Or so I thought.
I went to go tell Cyborg of my success, he was sitting out of the game, he decided to watch and to see what would happen...With Starfire and Robin, playing volleyball.
"Hey Cyborg, guess what I did to raven."
"What?"
"I spat in her rice."
"Raven didn't have rice, she had eggs..."
"Who had the rice?" It was then that Cyborg cranked his metal neck around, he had the most angry face, that he had ever had...It was then I realized who had the rice...
After several beatings, I went to tell Robin of my success. Now Robin was still playing volleyball, but I decided to talk to him anyway...
"Hey Robin."
"Can't you see I'm in the middle of a game!"
"Dude, It'll only take a sec."
"Fine, but hurry up."
"Okay...What would you say if I told you that I pulled a prank on Raven?"
"I'd say that you're stupid, then I'd ground you...What kind of prank?"
"Well...Nevermind."
Then I went to Starfire's side of the field.
"Guess what I did."
"What?"
"I put green paint on raven's black toothbrush, and then I stuck a spider in the shower right before she got in, and a few other things..." She stared at me, and then opened her mouth so I could see her teeth, they where green.
"Uh oh..." After, a few other beatings...Robin came and grabbed me by the shirt...
"So you where the one who put that spider in the bath tub..." And then came the beatings...
Finally, everyone cooled down, but then I heard a yelling coming from the room downstairs, it was Raven's scream...
We all ran downstairs into the common room where the bookshelf was, and there sat raven as angry as ever, except alot more...
"Who did this!" She yelled holding the book that I ripped up, then everyone stared at me and I simply said..."I didn't do it."
Beatings...Beatings, and more beatings...At least they hadn't seen the evidence room...yet.
Beast Boy
A/N: they will find the evidence room shortly...don't worry...WHahahhahhahahhahah!
