IMPORTANT: I try and post but my computer is very picky and sometimes won't load for me. So I can have a story ready for 2 days before I can load it. I'm sorry! I can't help it! You don't know how mad it makes me spending 3 hours to write a story and then not being able to post it! AHHHHH
PS I know no one cares but my Harry Potter doujinshi came in the mail today straight from Japan. I am in pure bliss. I went to the doctor today also and I have a sinus infection, so pity me.
NOTICE----This is not a SLASH! I don't like Remus/Siruis, it is just a prank in the story so…HAVE NO FEAR!
Now chapter 7 (OMG),
Tonks 'tried' to calm the portrait of Siruis mom but…
…this had been part of her plan to.
While Mrs. Black was still in hysterics, Tonks gripped her wand that was still hidden in her cloak.
"HARRY POTTER! YOU MOLESTED MY DAUGHTER!"
While Mrs. Black was temporary distracted by the voice that was louder then hers, Tonks pulled out her wand and yelled, "Truthvoloi Syrupism!"
Mrs. Black was struck dumb. Knowing it was only going to be for a minute that Mrs. Black was going to be missing her voice, Tonks dashed behind the staircase, hiding in the shadows.
Snickering, Tonks thought, "Let's see what else she can yell at the top of her lungs."
"SIRUIS BLACK LOVES PORNO! HE IS A PERVRT WITH A 24/7 LIBITO PROBLEM!" Mrs. Black shrieked adding, "FILTY OF MY FLESH!"
Not being able to help herself, tears of mirth fell out of Tonks eyes as she tried not to faint from hysterics.
Tonks noticed that the yelling from the kitchen had subsided.
Well, at least for a second.
"What the BLOODY hell is that!"
It was a new voice that now joined the yelling contest Molly Weasley and Mrs. Black had been having moments ago.
"SIRUIS BLACK LOVES REMUS LUPIN! HE LOVES MEN AND WOMEN! SHAMELESS, SHAMELESS MAN!"
The whole party that had been in the kitchen ran into the hallway. Molly was dragging Harry by his ear, his shirt still unbuttoned. Ginny looked like she was happy that all attention had been draw away from her and Harry. Remus looked a little rattled. Siruis had a look in his eyes that could freeze hell over.
"You damn woman! What are you talking about! SHUT UP!"
"SIRUIS BLACK KISSES EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING! HE LIKES IT WHEN PEOPLE SLAP HIS ASS!"
Siruis' mouth just opened wide in disbelief, along with everyone else in the room. Tonks couldn't see everything but she knew her cousin had never blushed that hard EVER.
Siruis tried to pull the curtain over the portrait but, it had more to say.
"SIRUIS AND REMUS SITTING IN A TREE, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"
"Is that true, Siruis? Molly asked in a very quiet voice like she was trying to keep a secret.
Tonks noticed Remus looked a little pale himself. She let out a evil laugh. Knowing what boys can do. Shameless, both of them.
"NO! It's not TRUE! My god Molly!"
He finished pulling the curtain but even though her face was hidden Mrs. Black shared more personal information of Siruis',
"THE MULTITUES HE'S BROUGHT TO HIS HOUSE! DISGRACE! HIDE THE CHILDREN! SIRUIS BLACK IS A RANDY MAN!"
Grabbing Harry and Ginny to her bosom, Molly gave Siruis a look that read, "YOU!"
"You molested my babies! Harry! Ginny! Did this terrible man do this to you! You can tell me!"
Siruis looked at Molly like she had grown a third head.
Tonks noticed Remus' shoulders starting to shake with unvoiced laughter. At least one other person had a sense of humor. Tonks smiled wickedly, "He's going to be in a good mood at other people's misfortunate till I get him too!"
OWARI
Like it? I did. 'Siruis Black is a randy man.' I love that line. Well, I think like 2 more chapters to go…I will post soon. If my computer lets me! THANKS AND REVIEW PLEASE
