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NEWS FROM ME: I just want to thank again all the people who read my stories! I love you HUGS You all rock, my HP filled world!
I have decided to do the Remus Lupin story! Everyone dance! I have got to do a LOT of research and read all the books again. I will give updates on how I am doing with it…
I have no idea what to name the story yet but I am sure I will call the first chapter 'The Owl'. I am still thinking about Tonks role in the story…That is what is making my brain hurt most of all.

Now that you are tired from reading all that boring stuff here is another chapter!

Tonks stayed hidden in the shadows. She still couldn't believe that Molly had accused Siruis of 'raping' Harry and Ginny. It was almost too much!

"Molly! What kind of nonsense are you talking about!"

"You heard the portrait! You're a randy scoundrel! You raped Remus when you were in Hogwarts and now you are going after Harry and my little Ginny!"

Harry looked at Molly in utter disbelief. Ginny looked like she wanted to tell the truth but was too scared to get scolded for snogging Harry.

Finally Remus spoke up, "Molly I was never 'raped' by Siruis. Even though he is a 'randy scoundrel' as up put it, he would never hurt Harry or Ginny. Isn't that right you two?"

Ginny quickly found her voice, "Lupin's right mum. I was…snogging Harry in the attic. Please don't get mad at Siruis he didn't do anything."

Molly looked down to Harry to get a conformation of the story. He shook his head lowly, 'yes'. Molly pursed her lips, apologized to Siruis and Remus, grabbed Ginny by the ear, dragging her and Harry out of the room.

Still hidden in the shadows of the staircase, Tonks waited. She watched as Remus walked over to Siruis. They started talking about something in hushed whispers. Seeming to share a joke, they both laughed. That's when Tonks heard half of their conversation,

"…rape!"

"….didn't mind…"

"…James liked the…"

"…it was always enjoyable when…"

Did she need to get earwax out of her ears? Was she hearing this right…? It couldn't be…No!

Not, Siruis and Remus!

NO!

That's when it happened. Siruis seemed to grab Remus in a fierce embrace and then he…

He…

He…

…Kiss him!

"AHH!" Tonks let out a yelp before she could stop herself. Before she could get caught by the two 'lovers', she apparered from under the staircase into her room.

----Remus POV-----

I watched as Molly made her excuses to me and Siruis about the false accusations and dragged Harry and Ginny from the room.

After they had walked out, I made my way over to Siruis.

"Siruis," I whispered, "That was the funniest thing I have seen in a long time."

He glared at me for a moment and then gave me a smirk.

"You do know, Remus that Tonks is hiding in the shadows over there."

"Yes and I also bet this is all her fault. It is 'April Fools', a muggle holiday, were you prank people. I say we give her a small dose of her own medicine."

"And how do you propose that my dear Moony?"

"Well, Padfoot. I say we give her an example of your 'randy escapades'."

They both let out a small laugh.

I started with mouthing nonexistence words and then muttering, "…rape!"

"….didn't mind…"

"…James liked the…"

"…it was always enjoyable when…"

Then Siruis suddenly grabbed me in a hug and whispered in my ear, "Trust me, Moony."

That was all the explanation I got before he bent my head down and skillfully covered my mouth with his hand and pretended to kiss me. I could feel his hair brush against my cheek as he used it to cover our faces.

I heard a 'Yelp' from the direction of the staircase and the sound of someone apparating. It was Tonks, fleeing the scene of the crime.

----END Remus POV---

Remus and Siruis both came up from the 'kiss' laughing their heads off like madmen.

"I haven't had that much fun in ages! Oh, god Remus! If only I could have seen her face!"

"That was brilliant, Padfoot!"

We gave each other a high five. We heard the distant yelling of Molly.

"Today certainly has been interesting."

Siruis nodded in agreement.

OWARI

I liked how that ended up…the 'kiss' just came out of no where. Hope I didn't scare anyone! LOL

Next chapter what you all have been waiting for…REMUS GETS PRANKED!