Now on to what we have all been waiting for…Remus gets PRANKED! WHEEEEE
PS. Aside from Siruis, this is my favorite prank. Maybe it is because I wished I owned Remus.
….I like drawing out this story…(evil, huh?)
How long Tonks sat in her room in a daze she never knew. Never in a million years would she have guessed that would happen. Siruis and…Remus?
Tonks gave her head another violent shake from side to side to get that thought out of her head. Siruis was a pervert but he only like girls…right? Then there was Remus. Tonks knew he held Siruis in high esteem but…but nothing ever like THAT.
A silent blush crept onto Tonks cheeks again. Nothing, nothing could get the image of that kiss out of her mind.
Siruis and Remus…
….had kissed…
…on the lips!
She was sure of it!
'Well,' Tonks mind reminded her, 'You still have that prank to pull on Remus…'
Yeah, that. Now that she knew his dirty little 'secret' it didn't seem like it would affect Remus as much as she though it would, to pull the prank she had planned. Still, she had been planning for months…and this could be her only opportunity to do it.
Raising off the bed in a determined stance, she strutted over to the box on her dresser and pulled out the last remaining item in it. A hot chocolate package. Tonks thought for a moment on how authentic the twins had made it look. She would never have guessed it wasn't the really thing.
"Ok," she slapped her face lightly with both hands, "I can do this! I am a wall of strength, I am a pillar of power, I am…"
She caught her reflection in the mirror and her eyes lingered to her lips. Blushing violently she ran out of her room, gripping the chocolate package and stuffing it in her robe.
Luck was on her side again and no one was in the kitchen. Grabbing a mug as fast as could (without dropping it), Tonks went to the sink and began to fill it with water. Normally, she would have put a teapot on the stove but she didn't want the noise on the shrill whistle when it finished, to bring anyone into the kitchen.
Bringing her wand to the mug she whispered, Incendio, and a small flame shot from her wand. Holding the flame near the mug for a few moments, Tonks watched as the water started to boil.
Putting out her wand, she reached for the hot chocolate package in her robe. Carefully she poured the contains into the mug of steaming water. She looked at for a moment wondering if she should do it. A silent battle raged for a couple of minutes, but the Fred and George, part of her personality won.
Holding the mug by the handle, she automatically walked towards the library. Right, before she was going to knock, Tonks heard the rustle of papers. She had heard that sound coming out of the library plenty of times before but…what if someone was in there with him this time? Like Siruis? With Remus?
Tonks decided not to knock on the door, she just walked right in. Looking up, she dropped the mug with the fake hot chocolate and let out a gasp. Siruis was sitting on the desk, Remus was on the chair in between Siruis' legs. Both of their shirts were open and a long of surprise was on both their faces. Tonks noticed both Siruis and Remus' faces were flushed and they were both also panting heavily.
"Oh, my God! They have been making-out!" Her mind raced. Stuttering an excuse she slammed the door shut, ran up to her room and cried her eyes out.
The real Tonks rolled her eyes, envisioning the broken hearted Tonks from her day 'dream' jumped out the second story window in her room. More like a nightmare, she corrected herself.
Letting out a small laugh, at how immature she was being, she lifted her hand again to knock on the door.
"Come in." said the voice in the room. Tonks knew it was Remus. Praise god, she had been wrong. Opening the door slowly for fear of spilling some of the chocolate, Tonks walked into the library. Remus turned around from looking out the window with a book open on his lap and said, "Good Evening, Tonks."
She nearly dropped the mug, right there. She never thought about how embarrassing it would be to see him again. A deep blush crept onto her face and she hung her head so Remus couldn't see how red it had gotten.
"I thought you might be thirsty…" Lamely she lifted her head and gave a awkward smile. "That sounds excellent."
Cautiously she walked over to him and handed him the hot chocolate. Before he took a sip of it, he looked at her and said, "I hope you liked that little display Siruis and I made this afternoon."
Tonks mouth opened but she had no idea what to say.
"It was really was fun to fake that 'kiss'. Siruis and I used to do that to fool the girls at Hogwarts. It was always so hilarious, some of the reaction we got."
Sighing with unvoiced laughter, Remus took a sip of the hot chocolate.
'I thought so! Remus could never be gay…I was just being silly and jumping to conclusions.' Tonks mind explained to her.
"Well, I am glad to see that all of this has been settled, under the covers." Remus' mouth twitched as he said the last part. Like he had no control over it.
Remus looked at Tonks and she looked back. Then not being able to control it any longer Tonks started to crack up.
"Tonks, what have you done to me, under the covers! Remus exclaimed with a blush.
Letting out a very un-lady like snort, Tonks began to cry and rolled onto the floor laughing.
Remus just stared at her, not knowing how he should feel about the present situation.
OWARI
Ok, one more chapter! Tonks gets her just desserts! Till then, please review and read my new story, 'Remus and the Unicorn's Blood."
