A/N: The pairings will be posted after the show is over. Thanks to everyone
who reviewed for reviewing! I'm sorry if this show isn't exactly like blind
date, but that would take way too long to write every person like that. So
it's a questiony, answery, thoughbubbley kind of thing. And if the set up
of the show in the next chappie when it's asking the questions is annoying
to you, I'm sorry because I can be a lazy bum at times. Oh yeah, and this
chapter is only short because otherwise it would be too long. Don't worry
the next chapter will be better.
Hermione stopped biting her nails and stood up. She, Parvati, and Ginny walked together to the door. Angelina walked right behind them, with Penelope following behind her. Pansy gave Draco a good-bye kiss, got up, and followed the other girls out the door. The six walked out onstage to the loud cheering of the huge crowd of people. Hermione, Ginny, and Penelope looked very nervous. Angelina looked confident and happy. Parvati looked very confident, and was throwing kisses to the crowd. And Pansy was looking smug and happy.
"Welcome to Hogwarts edition of Blind Date!" Lee said, grinning at the girls, "Now if you would all take your seats in the red chairs to my left, we can get on with it!" They did as they were told, and Lee Jordan continued, "Of course, I can't start asking questions of you girls until I bring out my co-host! So I'd like you all to take a stab at who you think it is. I'm sure you're just as curious as our audience is, so don't draw things out. To help you in your guess, let me tell you that my co-host is NOT someone participating in the show. Now each of you will take a guess in alphabetical order by hair color! Only kidding, we're going to go in order of the way you're sitting in your semi circle: Penelope, Angelina, Parvati, Hermione, Ginny, and Pansy. Go ahead!"
Penelope guessed Professor Snape. She was so nervous that she couldn't think straight. If she had been able to, she would have realized that Professor Snape was appearing on the show, so it couldn't be him. Angelina guessed Hagrid, which was totally logical. Parvati guessed Bill Weasley because he's hot. Hermione guessed Neville, which would be interesting considering he might forget who the contestants were. Ginny guessed Harry, because she, like Penelope, was a nervous wreck and couldn't think straight. Pansy suggested Draco, saying "he was so hot that he deserved to be both host and contestant."
"Great!" Lee Jordan said, "And surprisingly, one of you is right! Let's bring out my cool, older co-host--- BILL WEASLEY!!!!!!" At those words, Bill, with his ponytail and fang earring, walked onstage and stood next to Lee. The crowd was screaming, and both Parvati and Pansy were practically drooling. "Hey everyone," Bill Weasley said, waving to the crowd, "What's up! I'm so glad to be here. But that's not the point. We have six gorgeous girls sitting up here waiting for their moment of truth. And they have a long wait, quite frankly. So let's get this show on the road!"
Lee spoke up then, "But before we do, let me just remind you that although this show may seem like it makes no sense, I can assure that it does! And also, it may seem shallow, and well, it is a little shallow, but it seems in the past to have been fairly accurate, so forget about that! And now, what would this lovely group of girls be without a group of guys? We have to question two groups at once because of time, but don't worry. You won't necessarily be paired with someone from the group your group goes with. So would Draco Malfoy, Oliver Wood, Sirius Black, Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape, and Ron Weasley please report to the stage? "
The six nervous girls looked as Draco, Oliver, Sirius, Lucius, Snape, and Ron walked onto the stage and sat in a semi circle in the blue chairs next to the girls' red chairs. Pansy waved to Draco and batted her eyelashes as Draco waved back. Mr. Malfoy rolled his eyes. Ron was looking at Hermione and trying very hard not to faint. His skin had already gone two shades paler than it should be. Sirius Black and 'Sevvie' Snape were glaring at each other, and Parvati was looking at Sirius. Just about everyone else was looking very nervous.
"Alright, well I see that everyone's a little nervous," Bill said, taking in everyone's tense faces, "Not to worry- that's nothing a good spell can't fix!" With a flick of his wand, instant relief flashed over everyone's faces. "I really needed that," Ron whispered to Oliver, who nodded. Penelope was whispering something along the same lines to Angelina, and Hermione had stopped biting her nails again and was talking to Parvati and a much happier-looking Ginny.
"Okay contestants, I'm sorry, but I have to put another little spell on you," Bill said, "I'll take it off in one second." He waved his wand and instantly all 12 people sitting in the chairs looked like they had fallen asleep. "Now audience," Lee spoke up, addressing the screaming crowd, "the reason Bill put that spell on them is so that we could tell you this very important piece of information. Professor Dumbledore has given us permission to do a thoughtbubble spell. When we ask everyone their questions, they will answer. If the answer they give is not what they are thinking, then a thought bubble with what they are thinking will pop up above their heads for the audience, as well as the other contestants, to read. No one will be able to see their own thought bubble, or stop their real thoughts from appearing in it. (A/N: thoughtbubble writing will be italicized) So with that said- Ennervate!"
The contestants woke up, oblivious to what had just happened. "Are we going to get started?" Parvati asked, looking at Bill and blushing. Bill nodded. "Let's go!" he said, nodding to Lee to ask the first question.
Hermione stopped biting her nails and stood up. She, Parvati, and Ginny walked together to the door. Angelina walked right behind them, with Penelope following behind her. Pansy gave Draco a good-bye kiss, got up, and followed the other girls out the door. The six walked out onstage to the loud cheering of the huge crowd of people. Hermione, Ginny, and Penelope looked very nervous. Angelina looked confident and happy. Parvati looked very confident, and was throwing kisses to the crowd. And Pansy was looking smug and happy.
"Welcome to Hogwarts edition of Blind Date!" Lee said, grinning at the girls, "Now if you would all take your seats in the red chairs to my left, we can get on with it!" They did as they were told, and Lee Jordan continued, "Of course, I can't start asking questions of you girls until I bring out my co-host! So I'd like you all to take a stab at who you think it is. I'm sure you're just as curious as our audience is, so don't draw things out. To help you in your guess, let me tell you that my co-host is NOT someone participating in the show. Now each of you will take a guess in alphabetical order by hair color! Only kidding, we're going to go in order of the way you're sitting in your semi circle: Penelope, Angelina, Parvati, Hermione, Ginny, and Pansy. Go ahead!"
Penelope guessed Professor Snape. She was so nervous that she couldn't think straight. If she had been able to, she would have realized that Professor Snape was appearing on the show, so it couldn't be him. Angelina guessed Hagrid, which was totally logical. Parvati guessed Bill Weasley because he's hot. Hermione guessed Neville, which would be interesting considering he might forget who the contestants were. Ginny guessed Harry, because she, like Penelope, was a nervous wreck and couldn't think straight. Pansy suggested Draco, saying "he was so hot that he deserved to be both host and contestant."
"Great!" Lee Jordan said, "And surprisingly, one of you is right! Let's bring out my cool, older co-host--- BILL WEASLEY!!!!!!" At those words, Bill, with his ponytail and fang earring, walked onstage and stood next to Lee. The crowd was screaming, and both Parvati and Pansy were practically drooling. "Hey everyone," Bill Weasley said, waving to the crowd, "What's up! I'm so glad to be here. But that's not the point. We have six gorgeous girls sitting up here waiting for their moment of truth. And they have a long wait, quite frankly. So let's get this show on the road!"
Lee spoke up then, "But before we do, let me just remind you that although this show may seem like it makes no sense, I can assure that it does! And also, it may seem shallow, and well, it is a little shallow, but it seems in the past to have been fairly accurate, so forget about that! And now, what would this lovely group of girls be without a group of guys? We have to question two groups at once because of time, but don't worry. You won't necessarily be paired with someone from the group your group goes with. So would Draco Malfoy, Oliver Wood, Sirius Black, Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape, and Ron Weasley please report to the stage? "
The six nervous girls looked as Draco, Oliver, Sirius, Lucius, Snape, and Ron walked onto the stage and sat in a semi circle in the blue chairs next to the girls' red chairs. Pansy waved to Draco and batted her eyelashes as Draco waved back. Mr. Malfoy rolled his eyes. Ron was looking at Hermione and trying very hard not to faint. His skin had already gone two shades paler than it should be. Sirius Black and 'Sevvie' Snape were glaring at each other, and Parvati was looking at Sirius. Just about everyone else was looking very nervous.
"Alright, well I see that everyone's a little nervous," Bill said, taking in everyone's tense faces, "Not to worry- that's nothing a good spell can't fix!" With a flick of his wand, instant relief flashed over everyone's faces. "I really needed that," Ron whispered to Oliver, who nodded. Penelope was whispering something along the same lines to Angelina, and Hermione had stopped biting her nails again and was talking to Parvati and a much happier-looking Ginny.
"Okay contestants, I'm sorry, but I have to put another little spell on you," Bill said, "I'll take it off in one second." He waved his wand and instantly all 12 people sitting in the chairs looked like they had fallen asleep. "Now audience," Lee spoke up, addressing the screaming crowd, "the reason Bill put that spell on them is so that we could tell you this very important piece of information. Professor Dumbledore has given us permission to do a thoughtbubble spell. When we ask everyone their questions, they will answer. If the answer they give is not what they are thinking, then a thought bubble with what they are thinking will pop up above their heads for the audience, as well as the other contestants, to read. No one will be able to see their own thought bubble, or stop their real thoughts from appearing in it. (A/N: thoughtbubble writing will be italicized) So with that said- Ennervate!"
The contestants woke up, oblivious to what had just happened. "Are we going to get started?" Parvati asked, looking at Bill and blushing. Bill nodded. "Let's go!" he said, nodding to Lee to ask the first question.
