A/N- If you forgot from the chapter before, Bill put that thoughtbubble
spell on them, and for your amusement their thoughts will be conveniently
italicized. Also, in case you didn't know, Bill and Lee can see what is in
everyone's thought bubbles, and the thought bubbles only show up when it is
something interesting.
Lee- Audience, are you ready?
Audience (Hagrid, Neville, Colin and Dennis, etc.)- YEAH!!!!!!
Lee- Okay then! Should I ask the first question, Bill?
Bill- I thought I told you to do that already.
Lee- Right then. Let's go to the ladies first, okay Bill?
Bill- Yes that's FINE, Lee! Stop asking me questions like I'm your idol! Just ask the girls a question!
Audience- YEAH!!!!!!
Lee- Okay, fine. This is for you: Penelope, Angelina, Parvati, Hermione, Ginny, and Pansy. The first question. This will take you one step closer to finding your perfect match- and your date to the dance! So what do you all think the question is going to be?
Bill- Lee, shut up! This is not a Quidditch match, and we are not trying to make everyone suffer. Stop stalling for time and ask the first question.
Lee- FINE! Girls, the first question. What is the most outrageous thing you have ever done?
Snape- Oh that's an easy one! You should ask them something harder! Damn I hope I don't get a question like that.
Bill- Thanks for your advice Professor Snape. But you will be getting plenty of questions like that. Now let's start with Penelope. What is the most outrageous thing you've ever done?
Penelope- Well, that would have to be the time when I got caught kissing Percy Weasley in a classroom.
Ron- EW! You kissed my brother? Percy? That prat kissed someone?
Penelope- Actually yes, and he was- umm- never mind. He was a very good kisser. Mmm.
Bill- Well I'm sure my brother would be honored to hear you think that.
Draco- Perfect Weasel would be honored to hear a tree say he was a good kisser.
Lee- That's enough, all. Let's go to contestant number two! Angelina Johnson, Chaser for the Gryffindor Quidditch team! She went with Fred to the Yule Ball during the Triwizard Tournament, has been on the team for forever, and is a spectacular flyer! She's also not half-bad looking!
Angelina blushed, and Parvati to her left laughed at her. Had Fred been in this round, he would have been blushing too. Draco Malfoy, Oliver Wood, Sirius Black, Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape, and Ron Weasley
Bill- Once again, Lee, you've got a mouth bigger than Percy's head. Go ahead, Angelina. What have you done?
Angelina- Okay. Well, in the very beginning of this year, we had our first Quidditch game. And afterwards, the team had a huge party to celebrate. It went way late into the night, and then afterwards Oliver said it would be cool if we went out flying.
Oliver- Did not!
Angelina- Did too, Oliver! Whatever. Well Harry didn't want to go, so Alicia, Katie, Fred, George, Oliver, and I went out flying in the pitch black at 12:30 midnight. We had to have flown for almost two hours. It was great. But then we went to go back in, and the door to the Great Hall was locked. We were all too tired to think straight. If we could have we would have realized that we're wizards and could have just used magic, but we were being really stupid. Anyway, we decided to sleep outside. So the most outrageous thing I've ever done was sleeping out by the entrance to the Forbidden Forest on top of one of Hagrid's giant blankets that we "borrowed" from his hut and that the entire Quidditch team besides Harry shared.
Oliver- Angelina, that did not happen!
Angelina- Yes it did and you know it! Why don't you just admit it!
Oliver- I will not! Like I would admit to sharing a blanket with the entire Quidditch team? I can't believe she would tell about that!
Lee- Thank you Oliver, but nobody cares. Wow Angelina, I'm surprised!
Angelina- Well, everyone is surprised at one point or another. Lee doesn't know the half of it. Like that I was sleeping right next to one of his best friends. Fred Weasley is so hot. I just love that ponytail!
Bill- Angelina! You slept next to my little brother?!
Angelina- How- how- how did you know?
Lee- It was the-
Bill- Thank you Lee! It was the fact that I'm a good guesser, Angelina.
Ron- EW! You slept next to my brother? Fred? Wow, I'm shocked! Well, only at you, not Fred, but-
Angelina- Ronnie, now is not the time to talk about my relationship with Fred and your opinion of it.
Ron- Don't call me Ronnie!
Bill- Right then everyone, let's move on to our next contestant. Lee- Parvati Patil, we all know you've done some outrageous things! Let's hear the most outrageous of them!
Draco- Is this show censored?
Parvati- Draco, who gave you the right to comment?
Sirius- Good question! Who did?
Lee- Yeah Malfoy, no one asked you!
Bill- Okay everyone, back off. We all think Draco is scum, but he has just as much of a right as everyone else does to comment. So Parvati, if you could please tell everyone your outrageous moment?
Hermione looked over at Parvati, holding back laughter. Pansy glared at them both, afraid that they would upstage her. Oliver was also looking at Parvati and trying not to laugh. The girl had a slight reputation. Professor Snape was staring at her, eyes narrowed.
Snape- Mr. Malfoy is right, Miss Patil. This is a censored show, or should at least be treated as such.
Parvati- Draco, Professor, I think maybe you guys are just afraid of what I'm going to tell everyone!
Sirius- You know, she could be right, Sevvie. You didn't have to say that-
Draco- WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!?
Parvati- Don't hyperventilate, honey. I was just kidding.
Bill- And thank God for that. Alright, though, we all need to hear your embarrassing moment.
Audience- YEAH!!!!!!
Lee- This should be interesting!
Parvati- Yes, it should be. The most outrageous thing I've ever done was have like an hour long snog session in the teachers' room wardrobe.
Snape- Students are not allowed in there! 50 points from Gryff-
Bill- Hold it Professor, Dumbledore said that no points can be taken for admitting to something on this show. And WOW Parvati. Who was you lucky snog partner?
Parvati- No one special! It was just Lee Jordan. Who knew he was such a good snogger!
Sirius- Damn, Lee Jordan is lucky!
Lee- Yes Sirius, I know I'm lucky. Parvati- Lee, you're not supposed to spill the secrets of the contestants!
Lee- I didn't, you did!
Parvati- How could I have done that?
Bill- There is no way. We are all just good guessers, okay?
Lee- Yeah, very good guessers. But we're better at other things.
Parvati- I don't think anyone said that the hosts could seduce the contestants.
Lee- Hey, I make the rules, I break the rules.
Angelina- That was a lame line, Jordan. How desperate are you?
Bill- Angelina is right, Lee. You can't try to get dates on this show, because you're the host. Sorry.
Lee- That's not fair! Why did my best friends make it so that now I have to work doubly hard to get a date to the Spring Ball?
Angelina- Probably so you wouldn't be able to steal their girlfriends!
Lee- Me? Steal? Never!
Bill- Okay Lee, that's enough. We are the hosts because we have the power, and since I'm older, I have more power. And therefore I say that you better shut up before I put a silencing charm on you and then let everyone read your thoughts.
Lee- Yes, sir! Okay fine. Oh, would you look at that! Our next contestant is Hermione Granger! This should be a contrast to Parvati! I'm surprised you guys are even friends; you couldn't be any more different! But just the same, let's hear your most outrageous thing!
Hermione- What is that supposed to mean?
Lee- Nothing, nothing Mione. Don't freak, I was just stating a fact of life.
Draco- You left out that crucial bit about maybe she doesn't do anything outrageous because her hair makes it very difficult to get through doors and things.
Hermione- Shut up, Malfoy. I actually do have an outrageous moment.
Draco- Prove that to me and everyone else, Granger. Tell us what it is.
Hermione- No. I won't.
Bill- Listen Hermione, we respect your privacy and all, but how are we supposed to find your perfect match if we can't even hear your outrageous moment?
Parvati- Bill's right, Mione. You should just suck it up and say it. It can't be any more embarrassing than mine. Ron- Yeah, go on, Hermione! Say it! We all are dying to know!
Hermione- Yeah Ron, I'm sure you are dying to know.
Draco- Weasley is only dying to know because that way he knows what he ought to do to win you over.
Ron- Do not!
Draco- Do too!
Snape- Am I the only one on this show with a brain? No one cares about Weasley and Malfoy arguing over Miss Granger. We all just want to know the answers to the questions!
Malfoy- Professor! I would never fight with Weasley over Granger!
Hermione- Good, because you would lose!
Ron- Yeah Malfoy, you would lose! Hey he would lose! Does that mean Hermione likes me? WHOA!
Bill- Slow down little brother. She still hasn't shared her outrageous moment.
Hermione- Right. And I really do want to find my perfect match, so I guess I'll just suck it up.
Parvati- Good for you, Mione.
Hermione- Yeah. Well I guess my most outrageous thing ever was daydreaming about making out with-
Draco- Dreaming about? What, are you too scared to actually act on it?
Ron- Shut up Malfoy. Bugger him, Hermione, who?
Snape- Who cares? It was a stupid daydream! How outrageous can it get?
Sirius- You know Sev, you should lighten up a little. I've had very outrageous daydreams.
Snape- I don't want to know. Don't tell me.
Sirius- I wouldn't dream of it.
Bill- Fantastic. I can't wait to ask the guys their questions. Now let Hermione finish. Go ahead, Mione.
Hermione- I was making out with Draco Malfoy, and then Professor Snape came in and gave me a detention and I started making out with him. The scary part was that I said daydream and not nightmare.
Draco- ME! MAKE OUT WITH A MUDBLOOD? Please, a Malfoy would never do such a thing. Lucius- Damn right, son. We have- higher standards.
Pansy- I know all about that, sir.
Draco- Sshh.
Lucius- Don't worry, Draco, Pansy is a perfectly suitable girlfriend for you.
Pansy- Thank you sir.
Snape- THAT IS AN OUTRAGE! A STUDENT SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO HAVE SUCH DREAMS!
Sirius- Sevvie, you should be flattered that Hermione thinks of you as more than an insignificant speck.
Snape- I'd rather like to flatten your head.
Ron- SHUT UP, PROFESSOR! Hermione, tell me please that you didn't enjoy the dream.
Hermione- No, Ron, of course I didn't. Well, okay, so maybe Draco was sort of sexy in my dream, and ditto to Professor Snape, but it was just a dream.
Ron- HERMIONE! EW!
Hermione- Honestly Ron, I'd rather have had it been you.
Ron- Really?
Bill- Ron, stop being easy. Thank you Mione, let's move on.
Lee- Yeah Bill, let's move on to little Ginny Weasley! What is your most outrageous moment, honey?
Ron- Easy Lee, she doesn't have one. The most outrageous thing she's ever done is get butter on her elbow.
Lee- Really Ginny, you've never done anything outrageous?
Ron- Really.
Ginny- Actually, I have.
Hermione- What? What did you do?
Ron- I'd like to know that myself!
Bill- Me too, I'm really curious.
Draco- Spit it out, Weasley. Ginny- I- um- I played-
Draco- Let me guess. You played Barbies with Mudblood Granger?
Ginny- No, actually I played strip poker with Harry and Oliver and Katie.
Ron- WHAT?
Ginny- You heard me!
Ron- WHAT?
Ginny- I. played. strip poker. with Harry. and Oliver and Katie.
Lee- WOW! Ginny Weasley is all grown up! Now tell me, Ginny, are you a good poker player?
Ron- You better say yes!
Ginny- Actually I'm awful. I'd never played before.
Ron- WHAT?
Ginny- Get over it, Ron. I am a big girl, and I had a great time. I think.
Lee- What do you mean "you think"?"
Draco- I think I know what she means.
Ron & Hermione- SHUT UP!
Lee- Go on, Draco.
Draco- Ginny, was that the night of the Christmas Party?
Oliver- Yes it was, why?
Draco- Did you guys by any chance sneak into the kitchens to get something to eat?
Ginny- Probably.
Oliver- Yeah, I think we did.
Draco- Well, Pansy and I spiked all the drinks down there when we were really bored that night.
Ron- DAMN YOU MALFOY! YOU GOT MY LITTLE SISTER DRUNK!?
Ginny- It was no big deal, Ron. Harry was definitely more drunk than me.
Ron- YOU GOT MY SISTER AND MY BEST FRIEND DRUNK!?
Hermione- Wow.
Parvati- High five, Ginny!
Snape- This show stinks.
Sirius- Lighten up, Sev. This is tons of fun!
Bill- I'm disgusted Malfoy. You are a moron. But all the same, it's time for our final girl. Pansy Parkinson.
Lee- So Pansy. I'm almost afraid to ask from that look on Draco's face.
Lucius- What do you mean by that, Jordan. I'm sure there is nothing to be afraid of.
Lee- Great. Well then, Pansy, what is your most outrageous moment?
Pansy- Are you sure I'm not allowed to lie?
Bill- You can lie, but everyone else will know the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so it's hardly worth it.
Draco- Damn.
Pansy- Okay, fine. My most outrageous moment is when- when-
Sirius- Remember, like Draco and Sevvie said- this is a censored show!
Pansy- Then I guess I shouldn't say it. (laughs)
Lee- No, this show isn't really censored. You might as well just say it before we see you think it.
Pansy- Alright then. My most outrageous moment is when Draco and I had a sleepover in the Astronomy Tower on New Year's Eve.
Draco- Damn.
Lucius- WHAT?
Ron- See, that is such a fun word to say.
Lucius- What is she talking about, Draco?
Draco- Sorry?
Lucius- You are a complete idiot, and very bad.
Pansy- Actually sir, he's very good.
Draco- Thanks.
Hermione- Ew! That is so gross!
Draco- Get over it.
Pansy- She'll have a hard time.
Lucius- Damn.
Snape- Your son is extremely stupid, Lucius.
Sirius- Well Sevvie, we'll see who is stupider in the next round.
Bill- That's right! We'll be right back after these commercial messages!
Lee- Audience, are you ready?
Audience (Hagrid, Neville, Colin and Dennis, etc.)- YEAH!!!!!!
Lee- Okay then! Should I ask the first question, Bill?
Bill- I thought I told you to do that already.
Lee- Right then. Let's go to the ladies first, okay Bill?
Bill- Yes that's FINE, Lee! Stop asking me questions like I'm your idol! Just ask the girls a question!
Audience- YEAH!!!!!!
Lee- Okay, fine. This is for you: Penelope, Angelina, Parvati, Hermione, Ginny, and Pansy. The first question. This will take you one step closer to finding your perfect match- and your date to the dance! So what do you all think the question is going to be?
Bill- Lee, shut up! This is not a Quidditch match, and we are not trying to make everyone suffer. Stop stalling for time and ask the first question.
Lee- FINE! Girls, the first question. What is the most outrageous thing you have ever done?
Snape- Oh that's an easy one! You should ask them something harder! Damn I hope I don't get a question like that.
Bill- Thanks for your advice Professor Snape. But you will be getting plenty of questions like that. Now let's start with Penelope. What is the most outrageous thing you've ever done?
Penelope- Well, that would have to be the time when I got caught kissing Percy Weasley in a classroom.
Ron- EW! You kissed my brother? Percy? That prat kissed someone?
Penelope- Actually yes, and he was- umm- never mind. He was a very good kisser. Mmm.
Bill- Well I'm sure my brother would be honored to hear you think that.
Draco- Perfect Weasel would be honored to hear a tree say he was a good kisser.
Lee- That's enough, all. Let's go to contestant number two! Angelina Johnson, Chaser for the Gryffindor Quidditch team! She went with Fred to the Yule Ball during the Triwizard Tournament, has been on the team for forever, and is a spectacular flyer! She's also not half-bad looking!
Angelina blushed, and Parvati to her left laughed at her. Had Fred been in this round, he would have been blushing too. Draco Malfoy, Oliver Wood, Sirius Black, Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape, and Ron Weasley
Bill- Once again, Lee, you've got a mouth bigger than Percy's head. Go ahead, Angelina. What have you done?
Angelina- Okay. Well, in the very beginning of this year, we had our first Quidditch game. And afterwards, the team had a huge party to celebrate. It went way late into the night, and then afterwards Oliver said it would be cool if we went out flying.
Oliver- Did not!
Angelina- Did too, Oliver! Whatever. Well Harry didn't want to go, so Alicia, Katie, Fred, George, Oliver, and I went out flying in the pitch black at 12:30 midnight. We had to have flown for almost two hours. It was great. But then we went to go back in, and the door to the Great Hall was locked. We were all too tired to think straight. If we could have we would have realized that we're wizards and could have just used magic, but we were being really stupid. Anyway, we decided to sleep outside. So the most outrageous thing I've ever done was sleeping out by the entrance to the Forbidden Forest on top of one of Hagrid's giant blankets that we "borrowed" from his hut and that the entire Quidditch team besides Harry shared.
Oliver- Angelina, that did not happen!
Angelina- Yes it did and you know it! Why don't you just admit it!
Oliver- I will not! Like I would admit to sharing a blanket with the entire Quidditch team? I can't believe she would tell about that!
Lee- Thank you Oliver, but nobody cares. Wow Angelina, I'm surprised!
Angelina- Well, everyone is surprised at one point or another. Lee doesn't know the half of it. Like that I was sleeping right next to one of his best friends. Fred Weasley is so hot. I just love that ponytail!
Bill- Angelina! You slept next to my little brother?!
Angelina- How- how- how did you know?
Lee- It was the-
Bill- Thank you Lee! It was the fact that I'm a good guesser, Angelina.
Ron- EW! You slept next to my brother? Fred? Wow, I'm shocked! Well, only at you, not Fred, but-
Angelina- Ronnie, now is not the time to talk about my relationship with Fred and your opinion of it.
Ron- Don't call me Ronnie!
Bill- Right then everyone, let's move on to our next contestant. Lee- Parvati Patil, we all know you've done some outrageous things! Let's hear the most outrageous of them!
Draco- Is this show censored?
Parvati- Draco, who gave you the right to comment?
Sirius- Good question! Who did?
Lee- Yeah Malfoy, no one asked you!
Bill- Okay everyone, back off. We all think Draco is scum, but he has just as much of a right as everyone else does to comment. So Parvati, if you could please tell everyone your outrageous moment?
Hermione looked over at Parvati, holding back laughter. Pansy glared at them both, afraid that they would upstage her. Oliver was also looking at Parvati and trying not to laugh. The girl had a slight reputation. Professor Snape was staring at her, eyes narrowed.
Snape- Mr. Malfoy is right, Miss Patil. This is a censored show, or should at least be treated as such.
Parvati- Draco, Professor, I think maybe you guys are just afraid of what I'm going to tell everyone!
Sirius- You know, she could be right, Sevvie. You didn't have to say that-
Draco- WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!?
Parvati- Don't hyperventilate, honey. I was just kidding.
Bill- And thank God for that. Alright, though, we all need to hear your embarrassing moment.
Audience- YEAH!!!!!!
Lee- This should be interesting!
Parvati- Yes, it should be. The most outrageous thing I've ever done was have like an hour long snog session in the teachers' room wardrobe.
Snape- Students are not allowed in there! 50 points from Gryff-
Bill- Hold it Professor, Dumbledore said that no points can be taken for admitting to something on this show. And WOW Parvati. Who was you lucky snog partner?
Parvati- No one special! It was just Lee Jordan. Who knew he was such a good snogger!
Sirius- Damn, Lee Jordan is lucky!
Lee- Yes Sirius, I know I'm lucky. Parvati- Lee, you're not supposed to spill the secrets of the contestants!
Lee- I didn't, you did!
Parvati- How could I have done that?
Bill- There is no way. We are all just good guessers, okay?
Lee- Yeah, very good guessers. But we're better at other things.
Parvati- I don't think anyone said that the hosts could seduce the contestants.
Lee- Hey, I make the rules, I break the rules.
Angelina- That was a lame line, Jordan. How desperate are you?
Bill- Angelina is right, Lee. You can't try to get dates on this show, because you're the host. Sorry.
Lee- That's not fair! Why did my best friends make it so that now I have to work doubly hard to get a date to the Spring Ball?
Angelina- Probably so you wouldn't be able to steal their girlfriends!
Lee- Me? Steal? Never!
Bill- Okay Lee, that's enough. We are the hosts because we have the power, and since I'm older, I have more power. And therefore I say that you better shut up before I put a silencing charm on you and then let everyone read your thoughts.
Lee- Yes, sir! Okay fine. Oh, would you look at that! Our next contestant is Hermione Granger! This should be a contrast to Parvati! I'm surprised you guys are even friends; you couldn't be any more different! But just the same, let's hear your most outrageous thing!
Hermione- What is that supposed to mean?
Lee- Nothing, nothing Mione. Don't freak, I was just stating a fact of life.
Draco- You left out that crucial bit about maybe she doesn't do anything outrageous because her hair makes it very difficult to get through doors and things.
Hermione- Shut up, Malfoy. I actually do have an outrageous moment.
Draco- Prove that to me and everyone else, Granger. Tell us what it is.
Hermione- No. I won't.
Bill- Listen Hermione, we respect your privacy and all, but how are we supposed to find your perfect match if we can't even hear your outrageous moment?
Parvati- Bill's right, Mione. You should just suck it up and say it. It can't be any more embarrassing than mine. Ron- Yeah, go on, Hermione! Say it! We all are dying to know!
Hermione- Yeah Ron, I'm sure you are dying to know.
Draco- Weasley is only dying to know because that way he knows what he ought to do to win you over.
Ron- Do not!
Draco- Do too!
Snape- Am I the only one on this show with a brain? No one cares about Weasley and Malfoy arguing over Miss Granger. We all just want to know the answers to the questions!
Malfoy- Professor! I would never fight with Weasley over Granger!
Hermione- Good, because you would lose!
Ron- Yeah Malfoy, you would lose! Hey he would lose! Does that mean Hermione likes me? WHOA!
Bill- Slow down little brother. She still hasn't shared her outrageous moment.
Hermione- Right. And I really do want to find my perfect match, so I guess I'll just suck it up.
Parvati- Good for you, Mione.
Hermione- Yeah. Well I guess my most outrageous thing ever was daydreaming about making out with-
Draco- Dreaming about? What, are you too scared to actually act on it?
Ron- Shut up Malfoy. Bugger him, Hermione, who?
Snape- Who cares? It was a stupid daydream! How outrageous can it get?
Sirius- You know Sev, you should lighten up a little. I've had very outrageous daydreams.
Snape- I don't want to know. Don't tell me.
Sirius- I wouldn't dream of it.
Bill- Fantastic. I can't wait to ask the guys their questions. Now let Hermione finish. Go ahead, Mione.
Hermione- I was making out with Draco Malfoy, and then Professor Snape came in and gave me a detention and I started making out with him. The scary part was that I said daydream and not nightmare.
Draco- ME! MAKE OUT WITH A MUDBLOOD? Please, a Malfoy would never do such a thing. Lucius- Damn right, son. We have- higher standards.
Pansy- I know all about that, sir.
Draco- Sshh.
Lucius- Don't worry, Draco, Pansy is a perfectly suitable girlfriend for you.
Pansy- Thank you sir.
Snape- THAT IS AN OUTRAGE! A STUDENT SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO HAVE SUCH DREAMS!
Sirius- Sevvie, you should be flattered that Hermione thinks of you as more than an insignificant speck.
Snape- I'd rather like to flatten your head.
Ron- SHUT UP, PROFESSOR! Hermione, tell me please that you didn't enjoy the dream.
Hermione- No, Ron, of course I didn't. Well, okay, so maybe Draco was sort of sexy in my dream, and ditto to Professor Snape, but it was just a dream.
Ron- HERMIONE! EW!
Hermione- Honestly Ron, I'd rather have had it been you.
Ron- Really?
Bill- Ron, stop being easy. Thank you Mione, let's move on.
Lee- Yeah Bill, let's move on to little Ginny Weasley! What is your most outrageous moment, honey?
Ron- Easy Lee, she doesn't have one. The most outrageous thing she's ever done is get butter on her elbow.
Lee- Really Ginny, you've never done anything outrageous?
Ron- Really.
Ginny- Actually, I have.
Hermione- What? What did you do?
Ron- I'd like to know that myself!
Bill- Me too, I'm really curious.
Draco- Spit it out, Weasley. Ginny- I- um- I played-
Draco- Let me guess. You played Barbies with Mudblood Granger?
Ginny- No, actually I played strip poker with Harry and Oliver and Katie.
Ron- WHAT?
Ginny- You heard me!
Ron- WHAT?
Ginny- I. played. strip poker. with Harry. and Oliver and Katie.
Lee- WOW! Ginny Weasley is all grown up! Now tell me, Ginny, are you a good poker player?
Ron- You better say yes!
Ginny- Actually I'm awful. I'd never played before.
Ron- WHAT?
Ginny- Get over it, Ron. I am a big girl, and I had a great time. I think.
Lee- What do you mean "you think"?"
Draco- I think I know what she means.
Ron & Hermione- SHUT UP!
Lee- Go on, Draco.
Draco- Ginny, was that the night of the Christmas Party?
Oliver- Yes it was, why?
Draco- Did you guys by any chance sneak into the kitchens to get something to eat?
Ginny- Probably.
Oliver- Yeah, I think we did.
Draco- Well, Pansy and I spiked all the drinks down there when we were really bored that night.
Ron- DAMN YOU MALFOY! YOU GOT MY LITTLE SISTER DRUNK!?
Ginny- It was no big deal, Ron. Harry was definitely more drunk than me.
Ron- YOU GOT MY SISTER AND MY BEST FRIEND DRUNK!?
Hermione- Wow.
Parvati- High five, Ginny!
Snape- This show stinks.
Sirius- Lighten up, Sev. This is tons of fun!
Bill- I'm disgusted Malfoy. You are a moron. But all the same, it's time for our final girl. Pansy Parkinson.
Lee- So Pansy. I'm almost afraid to ask from that look on Draco's face.
Lucius- What do you mean by that, Jordan. I'm sure there is nothing to be afraid of.
Lee- Great. Well then, Pansy, what is your most outrageous moment?
Pansy- Are you sure I'm not allowed to lie?
Bill- You can lie, but everyone else will know the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so it's hardly worth it.
Draco- Damn.
Pansy- Okay, fine. My most outrageous moment is when- when-
Sirius- Remember, like Draco and Sevvie said- this is a censored show!
Pansy- Then I guess I shouldn't say it. (laughs)
Lee- No, this show isn't really censored. You might as well just say it before we see you think it.
Pansy- Alright then. My most outrageous moment is when Draco and I had a sleepover in the Astronomy Tower on New Year's Eve.
Draco- Damn.
Lucius- WHAT?
Ron- See, that is such a fun word to say.
Lucius- What is she talking about, Draco?
Draco- Sorry?
Lucius- You are a complete idiot, and very bad.
Pansy- Actually sir, he's very good.
Draco- Thanks.
Hermione- Ew! That is so gross!
Draco- Get over it.
Pansy- She'll have a hard time.
Lucius- Damn.
Snape- Your son is extremely stupid, Lucius.
Sirius- Well Sevvie, we'll see who is stupider in the next round.
Bill- That's right! We'll be right back after these commercial messages!
