A/N- Hey all! Sorry about the whole italics thing, apparently they don't
show up. This time the thoughts will be underlined and with [brackets]
around them. We'll see how it goes. Hopefully this chappie will take me
less time to write, last time I was trying to fit it in with studying for
like 5 tests including an impossible algebra quiz, and having 15 page IMs
with my crush. Anywayz, I'm back to writing now, and I'm still open to
suggestions on who should go with who! Keep reading! Oh yeah, and please
excuse my Lucius and Sevvie jokes. I will try to stop but it's just funny.
Bill- Lee, I said COMMERCIAL MESSAGES! What do those words mean to you? Move it, go, you're in charge of the commercials!
Lee- Okay, Bill! Hello audience, how are you enjoying Blind Date?
Audience- YEAH!!!!!!!
Lee- Good! Now are there any pretty girls in the audience who would be interested in going on a date with me to the dance?
Audience- YEAH!!!!!!!
Lee- Great! Come see me at the Gryffy table in the Great Hall tomorrow at breakfast! I'll be-
Bill- Lee, are you being paid to advertise yourself?
Lee- Actually I'm not being paid at all.
Bill- Sucks for you! I am!
Lee- Well-
Bill- Unless you want to be fired, stop advertising and start the game back again!
Lee- Yes sir. Okay audience! We are back to the show! This time we will be asking the guys of the first group some questions! Draco Malfoy, Oliver Wood, Sirius Black, Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape, and Ron Weasley, it is your turn! And as for my girls, you will be sitting in your chairs having a good laugh at the boys!
Bill- Thank you Lee. Now boys, are you ready for your question?
Ron- No thank you, Bill.
Bill- Great! Get excited, because we have a great question for you!
Lee- Is it great, Bill?
Bill- Are you undermining my authority?
Lee- No!
Bill- Good. Well actually, I can't wait to hear the answers to this question. This should be fun!
Lee- Should it, Bill?
Bill- Lee, has anyone ever told you what an annoying prat you are?
Lee- Has anyone ever told you that I get to stay at your house with Gred and Forge for part of the summer?
Sirius- Shut down!
Bill- Thanks, Sirius. And without further ado, let's have the question! Take it, Lee Jordan!
Lee- Are you sure YOU don't want to announce it?
Bill- LEE!
Lee- Alright, alright. Boys, your question is- Describe your ideal date, and give the initials of the person you would most like it to be with.
Hermione- WHAT? That is so unfair; our question was so much harder.
Draco- That's what you get for being a know-it-all mudblood.
Hermione glared at him, and he glared back. Sirius was grinning at all the tension. He was really having a blast, and getting on Sevvie's nerves was an added plus. Parvati thought this was totally unfair also. She had told about snogging Lee Jordan in the teacher's wardrobe. The boys deserved something harder so that they could all have a good laugh. "Oh come on, Bill," Parvati said, touching her tongue to her lip, "Please can't you just add something to it that would make it just a little harder?"
Bill sighed. He was a sucker for girls like Parvati. The only problem was that he really didn't have another question for this group. As he was thanking god for his nice, baggy, dark blue jeans, he told this to Parvati. Parvati shrugged. "Well okay," she said, "but you owe me." Bill cracked a smile. Hosting this game show wasn't so bad.
Bill- Well there you have it. I believe we are going to go in a cool random order this time. Lucius Malfoy, Oliver Wood, Draco Malfoy, Sirius Black, Severus Snape, and then Ron Weasley, my little brother!
Ron- Why am I last, Bill?
Draco- Because you're a loser.
Bill- No Ron, it's because I felt like making you last. Okay? Now stop whining. Lucius Malfoy, you're up! What is your ideal date, and then give the initials!
Lucius- This is so undignified.
Draco- Scared, father?
Lucius- Of course not.
Sirius- Then go!
Lucius- Alright then. My ideal date would be to go to an expensive restaurant and order an expensive meal. Then we would Apparate back to my house, where we would enjoy expensive champagne and make sport of some muggles.
Lee- Is that everything, sir, before you give us the initials?
Lucius- Yes. [Actually, I left out that we would spend an outrageous night together, and I would buy a particularly expensive new bed for the occasion]
Draco- FATHER!
Sirius- Too much information, buddy. Besides, I always thought of Sevvie as a low budget kind of guy.
Snape- I'd really rather like to knock you out.
Lee- Oh lighten up, Professor. Now Mr. Malfoy, what are the initials of the person you would most like this date to be with? And please try to use the initials of a girl?
Sirius- Right Lucius, because if I hear you say S.S. I would certainly die laughing.
Snape- Right, because I would wring your neck.
Lucius- The initials are N.M. Are you happy? [I was very tempted to say P.P. My son has quite good taste]
Draco- FATHER!
Pansy- Ew.
Lucius- Yes, well I did say N.M. first. Now that is enough. If I am not mistaken, it is Mr. Wood's turn.
Bill- You are correct, Mr. Malfoy. Oliver! Ideal date and initials, please.
Oliver- Right then, Bill. My ideal date would be to fly on the same broom with my date all over the place, and then have a lunch in Hogsmeade at The Three Broomsticks, and then ride again back to Hogwarts where we would snog for awhile.
Lee- Aw, how romantic!
Draco- What do you mean by 'ride', Oliver?
Oliver- You have a sick mind, Malfoy.
Lee- You really do. But Oliver, you aren't done. Can I please have some initials?
Oliver- Sure, why not? That would be K.B.
Angelina- Oh, who could that be, Oliver? You want to go for a ride with one of our very own Chasers? I think that you guys would make the cutest couple! Can I tell her? Please?
Oliver- Not a chance, Ang.
Lee- That's great, Oliver. Rather boring, but great. Good luck to you, and without further ado, our next contestant, Slytherin's own Draco Malfoy!
Draco- Oh joy.
Lucius- Scared?
Draco- You wish.
Bill- Good, because we are all dying to know what your ideal date would be, and the initials!
Sirius- Now don't disappoint Daddy; make sure you give us the truth!
Pansy- Like Draco would do anything but?
Snape- Shut up, you should speak before we hear what he has to say.
Pansy- Shut up, you're next Professor.
Lee- If you would both shut up, Draco is going to answer the question.
Draco- Okay then. My ideal date would be to go Hogsmeade and stay in the Three Broomsticks all afternoon drinking champagne. Then we could go back to the Slytherin common room and- well, that's it!
Bill- Wait, no it isn't!
Draco- Liar! [So I left out the part where we have a snog fest and then sleep over in the common room. Big bloody deal. I mean that as in big deal. Not bloody deal. I mean bloody in the sense of bloody hell, not bloody blood. Right then, I'm done]
Lee- That was just hilarious. Completely hilarious. I'm dying of laughter.
Bill- You really are!
Lee- Right, well as I try not to choke to death, Draco, could you please give us the initials.
Sirius- And don't slip up and say something you wouldn't like us to know!
Draco- What goes on in your head, Black?
Snape- I don't want to know.
Sirius- Then I won't tell you.
Bill- Stop buying time, Draco. Draco- Fine. The initials are P.P.
Hermione- As in Pansy Parkinson or as in Parvati Patil?
Parvati- Ew!
Draco- Don't flatter yourself.
Hermione- Who did you mean?
Draco- I believe all I had to give was initials.
Pansy- What do you mean by that, Draco?
Draco- I mean that I enjoy getting on Hermione's nerves. We all know who I meant.
Hermione- You're infuriating!
Draco- Thank you.
Sirius- I remember when I was your age the girl I loved annoying was the girl I had a huge crush on.
Lucius- You liked every girl in school, Sirius.
Sirius- Better than liking every guy.
Lucius- WILL YOU SHUT UP!?
Sirius- Nope, I'm making a point. Are you getting my drift, Draco?
Draco- No.
Sirius- Let me rephrase. Usually, the person who you constantly annoy is the one you actually like.
Draco- EW! Are you accusing me of liking Granger?
Sirius- Who's accusing?
Hermione- Sirius, please. That is the most disgusting thought ever.
Lucius- Yes it is. Stop filling my son's head with nonsense like that. Oh, and Sirius- you're constantly annoying Severus, you know.
Snape- That is sincerely disgusting.
Sirius- That would sincerely disgust me, except for that I don't care because I already know that I like someone and it is a girl, and it isn't Severus.
Snape- That's good to know.
Lee- Yes it is, because who would like Professor Snape?
Snape- I am certain I could name a few people who might.
Draco- Please don't, Professor. I just ate.
Bill- Okay everyone, that's enough. Sirius Black, you are up! What is your ideal date, and then give us those initials!
Sirius- Cool!
Snape- Can I be excused?
Sirius- Don't be such a baby, Sev.
Lee- Stop fighting and start talking, Sirius.
Sirius- I'm on it. Okay. Well first my date and I would fly to Hogsmeade. There, we would go to Honeydukes and pig out for a while. Then we could go to Zonko's and get all this cool joke stuff and play pranks on everyone. After that, we would go to the Three Broomsticks for a drink. Finally, we would go to a party where I could show her off to everyone, and before the night was over we would have snogged for at least an hour or two.
Angelina- Wow, that sounds like something Fred or George would say! Are you sure you're almost 30? (A/N: Yes, he is almost 30. I don't know how old he really is, but I say he's 30, even though he's probably older. Okay? Okay.0
Parvati- That sounds amazing! I want to go on that date with someone!
Lee- I'd be willing, Parvati!
Parvati- Thanks Lee, but we're just friends now, remember?
Lee- Dang.
Bill- Stop trying to get dates, Lee! I told you that that wasn't allowed! Now Sirius, can I please have the initials of the person that you would like to go on that date with?
Sirius- P.P., Bill.
Pansy- Ew! You want to date ME?
Sirius- No you moron, don't you know that there is more than one P.P. in this show?
Parvati- Oh!
Lee- Keep your skirt on, Parvati. We're not done yet, and we still don't know very much. We have two contestants left in round one, and we're going to go to- Sevvie Snape!
Sirius- This is going to be good.
Hermione- I can't wait to have this to laugh about.
Ron- Yeah, this would make great blackmail!
Snape- Shut up and let me get on with it so that I can go backstage and drink champagne.
Ron- Yes sir.
Snape- Thank you. My ideal date would be to go to a dance and have a great time. Then we could sleep up in the Astronomy tower. And the person I was with would have to have a personality of her own and be able to shoot back insults at me. The end.
Ron- You didn't say the initials Professor.
Snape- Damn right I didn't. It's none of your damn business.
Bill- Sorry, but it is. Say it or we will find out what you're thinking.
Snape- Fine. Fine, but please don't kill me. N.M.
Lucius- THAT IS MY WIFE! HANDS OFF, SNAPE!
Sirius- Just look at that chemistry.
Snape- Shut up. I have no plans to act on it. [Please, like I would ever date Narcissa Malfoy? I only said her because I couldn't say anyone else. A.S. and make an ass of myself? Or H.G. and get myself arrested? Ew, Hermione Granger? Where did that ever come from? I'm so through drinking champagne.]
Ron- Professor, how many glasses of champagne did you have?
Snape- Quite a few, Weasley, don't worry. You don't have competition.
Lee- Wow, that was interesting. Well, we are down to our last contestant in round one. So here he is, last but not least, Ron Weasley!
Ron- Yup, here I am, so can I go now?
Bill- Not a chance, Ron.
Angelina- Oh come on, Ronnie, don't be scared.
Ron- My name is NOT Ronnie.
Angelina- Okay Ronnie.
Lee- Ron, what is your ideal date, and then the initials.
Ron- My ideal date is to go and stay in a resort in the Bahamas. I would really like to go swimming at one of those world famous beaches.
Draco- Leave it to Weasel to have his date in a muggle town.
Sirius- At least he'll be conscious while on his date.
Draco- At least he'll be on a date with someone his own age!
Sirius- At least he won't have competition from his father!
Draco- At least he won't have to pretend to be a teenager!
Sirius- At least he won't have to pretend to be teenager!
Bill- That's enough. Ron, if we could just have the initials please?
Ron- H.G.
Angelina- Oh Ronnie, that is so sweet !
Draco- Right, Weasley wants to go to a muggle town with a mudblood. Well isn't he high class?
Hermione- Bug off, Malfoy!
Draco- Make me, mudblood!
Bill- That's enough! I swear, you guys would knock each other unconscious if we weren't here to stop you. Go backstage and relax, please!
Bill- Lee, I said COMMERCIAL MESSAGES! What do those words mean to you? Move it, go, you're in charge of the commercials!
Lee- Okay, Bill! Hello audience, how are you enjoying Blind Date?
Audience- YEAH!!!!!!!
Lee- Good! Now are there any pretty girls in the audience who would be interested in going on a date with me to the dance?
Audience- YEAH!!!!!!!
Lee- Great! Come see me at the Gryffy table in the Great Hall tomorrow at breakfast! I'll be-
Bill- Lee, are you being paid to advertise yourself?
Lee- Actually I'm not being paid at all.
Bill- Sucks for you! I am!
Lee- Well-
Bill- Unless you want to be fired, stop advertising and start the game back again!
Lee- Yes sir. Okay audience! We are back to the show! This time we will be asking the guys of the first group some questions! Draco Malfoy, Oliver Wood, Sirius Black, Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape, and Ron Weasley, it is your turn! And as for my girls, you will be sitting in your chairs having a good laugh at the boys!
Bill- Thank you Lee. Now boys, are you ready for your question?
Ron- No thank you, Bill.
Bill- Great! Get excited, because we have a great question for you!
Lee- Is it great, Bill?
Bill- Are you undermining my authority?
Lee- No!
Bill- Good. Well actually, I can't wait to hear the answers to this question. This should be fun!
Lee- Should it, Bill?
Bill- Lee, has anyone ever told you what an annoying prat you are?
Lee- Has anyone ever told you that I get to stay at your house with Gred and Forge for part of the summer?
Sirius- Shut down!
Bill- Thanks, Sirius. And without further ado, let's have the question! Take it, Lee Jordan!
Lee- Are you sure YOU don't want to announce it?
Bill- LEE!
Lee- Alright, alright. Boys, your question is- Describe your ideal date, and give the initials of the person you would most like it to be with.
Hermione- WHAT? That is so unfair; our question was so much harder.
Draco- That's what you get for being a know-it-all mudblood.
Hermione glared at him, and he glared back. Sirius was grinning at all the tension. He was really having a blast, and getting on Sevvie's nerves was an added plus. Parvati thought this was totally unfair also. She had told about snogging Lee Jordan in the teacher's wardrobe. The boys deserved something harder so that they could all have a good laugh. "Oh come on, Bill," Parvati said, touching her tongue to her lip, "Please can't you just add something to it that would make it just a little harder?"
Bill sighed. He was a sucker for girls like Parvati. The only problem was that he really didn't have another question for this group. As he was thanking god for his nice, baggy, dark blue jeans, he told this to Parvati. Parvati shrugged. "Well okay," she said, "but you owe me." Bill cracked a smile. Hosting this game show wasn't so bad.
Bill- Well there you have it. I believe we are going to go in a cool random order this time. Lucius Malfoy, Oliver Wood, Draco Malfoy, Sirius Black, Severus Snape, and then Ron Weasley, my little brother!
Ron- Why am I last, Bill?
Draco- Because you're a loser.
Bill- No Ron, it's because I felt like making you last. Okay? Now stop whining. Lucius Malfoy, you're up! What is your ideal date, and then give the initials!
Lucius- This is so undignified.
Draco- Scared, father?
Lucius- Of course not.
Sirius- Then go!
Lucius- Alright then. My ideal date would be to go to an expensive restaurant and order an expensive meal. Then we would Apparate back to my house, where we would enjoy expensive champagne and make sport of some muggles.
Lee- Is that everything, sir, before you give us the initials?
Lucius- Yes. [Actually, I left out that we would spend an outrageous night together, and I would buy a particularly expensive new bed for the occasion]
Draco- FATHER!
Sirius- Too much information, buddy. Besides, I always thought of Sevvie as a low budget kind of guy.
Snape- I'd really rather like to knock you out.
Lee- Oh lighten up, Professor. Now Mr. Malfoy, what are the initials of the person you would most like this date to be with? And please try to use the initials of a girl?
Sirius- Right Lucius, because if I hear you say S.S. I would certainly die laughing.
Snape- Right, because I would wring your neck.
Lucius- The initials are N.M. Are you happy? [I was very tempted to say P.P. My son has quite good taste]
Draco- FATHER!
Pansy- Ew.
Lucius- Yes, well I did say N.M. first. Now that is enough. If I am not mistaken, it is Mr. Wood's turn.
Bill- You are correct, Mr. Malfoy. Oliver! Ideal date and initials, please.
Oliver- Right then, Bill. My ideal date would be to fly on the same broom with my date all over the place, and then have a lunch in Hogsmeade at The Three Broomsticks, and then ride again back to Hogwarts where we would snog for awhile.
Lee- Aw, how romantic!
Draco- What do you mean by 'ride', Oliver?
Oliver- You have a sick mind, Malfoy.
Lee- You really do. But Oliver, you aren't done. Can I please have some initials?
Oliver- Sure, why not? That would be K.B.
Angelina- Oh, who could that be, Oliver? You want to go for a ride with one of our very own Chasers? I think that you guys would make the cutest couple! Can I tell her? Please?
Oliver- Not a chance, Ang.
Lee- That's great, Oliver. Rather boring, but great. Good luck to you, and without further ado, our next contestant, Slytherin's own Draco Malfoy!
Draco- Oh joy.
Lucius- Scared?
Draco- You wish.
Bill- Good, because we are all dying to know what your ideal date would be, and the initials!
Sirius- Now don't disappoint Daddy; make sure you give us the truth!
Pansy- Like Draco would do anything but?
Snape- Shut up, you should speak before we hear what he has to say.
Pansy- Shut up, you're next Professor.
Lee- If you would both shut up, Draco is going to answer the question.
Draco- Okay then. My ideal date would be to go Hogsmeade and stay in the Three Broomsticks all afternoon drinking champagne. Then we could go back to the Slytherin common room and- well, that's it!
Bill- Wait, no it isn't!
Draco- Liar! [So I left out the part where we have a snog fest and then sleep over in the common room. Big bloody deal. I mean that as in big deal. Not bloody deal. I mean bloody in the sense of bloody hell, not bloody blood. Right then, I'm done]
Lee- That was just hilarious. Completely hilarious. I'm dying of laughter.
Bill- You really are!
Lee- Right, well as I try not to choke to death, Draco, could you please give us the initials.
Sirius- And don't slip up and say something you wouldn't like us to know!
Draco- What goes on in your head, Black?
Snape- I don't want to know.
Sirius- Then I won't tell you.
Bill- Stop buying time, Draco. Draco- Fine. The initials are P.P.
Hermione- As in Pansy Parkinson or as in Parvati Patil?
Parvati- Ew!
Draco- Don't flatter yourself.
Hermione- Who did you mean?
Draco- I believe all I had to give was initials.
Pansy- What do you mean by that, Draco?
Draco- I mean that I enjoy getting on Hermione's nerves. We all know who I meant.
Hermione- You're infuriating!
Draco- Thank you.
Sirius- I remember when I was your age the girl I loved annoying was the girl I had a huge crush on.
Lucius- You liked every girl in school, Sirius.
Sirius- Better than liking every guy.
Lucius- WILL YOU SHUT UP!?
Sirius- Nope, I'm making a point. Are you getting my drift, Draco?
Draco- No.
Sirius- Let me rephrase. Usually, the person who you constantly annoy is the one you actually like.
Draco- EW! Are you accusing me of liking Granger?
Sirius- Who's accusing?
Hermione- Sirius, please. That is the most disgusting thought ever.
Lucius- Yes it is. Stop filling my son's head with nonsense like that. Oh, and Sirius- you're constantly annoying Severus, you know.
Snape- That is sincerely disgusting.
Sirius- That would sincerely disgust me, except for that I don't care because I already know that I like someone and it is a girl, and it isn't Severus.
Snape- That's good to know.
Lee- Yes it is, because who would like Professor Snape?
Snape- I am certain I could name a few people who might.
Draco- Please don't, Professor. I just ate.
Bill- Okay everyone, that's enough. Sirius Black, you are up! What is your ideal date, and then give us those initials!
Sirius- Cool!
Snape- Can I be excused?
Sirius- Don't be such a baby, Sev.
Lee- Stop fighting and start talking, Sirius.
Sirius- I'm on it. Okay. Well first my date and I would fly to Hogsmeade. There, we would go to Honeydukes and pig out for a while. Then we could go to Zonko's and get all this cool joke stuff and play pranks on everyone. After that, we would go to the Three Broomsticks for a drink. Finally, we would go to a party where I could show her off to everyone, and before the night was over we would have snogged for at least an hour or two.
Angelina- Wow, that sounds like something Fred or George would say! Are you sure you're almost 30? (A/N: Yes, he is almost 30. I don't know how old he really is, but I say he's 30, even though he's probably older. Okay? Okay.0
Parvati- That sounds amazing! I want to go on that date with someone!
Lee- I'd be willing, Parvati!
Parvati- Thanks Lee, but we're just friends now, remember?
Lee- Dang.
Bill- Stop trying to get dates, Lee! I told you that that wasn't allowed! Now Sirius, can I please have the initials of the person that you would like to go on that date with?
Sirius- P.P., Bill.
Pansy- Ew! You want to date ME?
Sirius- No you moron, don't you know that there is more than one P.P. in this show?
Parvati- Oh!
Lee- Keep your skirt on, Parvati. We're not done yet, and we still don't know very much. We have two contestants left in round one, and we're going to go to- Sevvie Snape!
Sirius- This is going to be good.
Hermione- I can't wait to have this to laugh about.
Ron- Yeah, this would make great blackmail!
Snape- Shut up and let me get on with it so that I can go backstage and drink champagne.
Ron- Yes sir.
Snape- Thank you. My ideal date would be to go to a dance and have a great time. Then we could sleep up in the Astronomy tower. And the person I was with would have to have a personality of her own and be able to shoot back insults at me. The end.
Ron- You didn't say the initials Professor.
Snape- Damn right I didn't. It's none of your damn business.
Bill- Sorry, but it is. Say it or we will find out what you're thinking.
Snape- Fine. Fine, but please don't kill me. N.M.
Lucius- THAT IS MY WIFE! HANDS OFF, SNAPE!
Sirius- Just look at that chemistry.
Snape- Shut up. I have no plans to act on it. [Please, like I would ever date Narcissa Malfoy? I only said her because I couldn't say anyone else. A.S. and make an ass of myself? Or H.G. and get myself arrested? Ew, Hermione Granger? Where did that ever come from? I'm so through drinking champagne.]
Ron- Professor, how many glasses of champagne did you have?
Snape- Quite a few, Weasley, don't worry. You don't have competition.
Lee- Wow, that was interesting. Well, we are down to our last contestant in round one. So here he is, last but not least, Ron Weasley!
Ron- Yup, here I am, so can I go now?
Bill- Not a chance, Ron.
Angelina- Oh come on, Ronnie, don't be scared.
Ron- My name is NOT Ronnie.
Angelina- Okay Ronnie.
Lee- Ron, what is your ideal date, and then the initials.
Ron- My ideal date is to go and stay in a resort in the Bahamas. I would really like to go swimming at one of those world famous beaches.
Draco- Leave it to Weasel to have his date in a muggle town.
Sirius- At least he'll be conscious while on his date.
Draco- At least he'll be on a date with someone his own age!
Sirius- At least he won't have competition from his father!
Draco- At least he won't have to pretend to be a teenager!
Sirius- At least he won't have to pretend to be teenager!
Bill- That's enough. Ron, if we could just have the initials please?
Ron- H.G.
Angelina- Oh Ronnie, that is so sweet !
Draco- Right, Weasley wants to go to a muggle town with a mudblood. Well isn't he high class?
Hermione- Bug off, Malfoy!
Draco- Make me, mudblood!
Bill- That's enough! I swear, you guys would knock each other unconscious if we weren't here to stop you. Go backstage and relax, please!
