A/N- This is another one of those long chappies with the weird dialogue. You gotta love 'em. I know I do! Hope you like it. I'm doing my best with these not quite so major characters who I insist on including. Oh, and for all intensive purposes these people miraculously all already have a thoughtbubble spell on them, although it will not be used much. And please don't criticize my questions, I'm doing my best.

Bill- Welcome, girls! Are you excited?

Cho- Hell yeah!

Lee- Good! Because we are going to ask you a great question! Yes, it is great, eh Bill?

Bill- Are you mocking me?

Lee- Of course not!

Bill- That's what I thought. Now ladies, before you get your question, let's bring out the remaining dudes!

Narcissa- Get on with it already, my nail is chipped!

Lee- What a shame.

Bill- Right. So girls, let me introduce you to your fellow contestants- George and Fred Weasley, Harry Potter, Professor Remus Lupin, Seamus Finnegan, Dean Thomas, and Percy Weasley!

Lee- Bill, have you noticed that there are about six thousand Weasleys on this show?

Bill- There are six, Lee.

Lee- Why are there so many of you?

Bill- I don't know, Lee, why?

Lee- Because your parents-

Bill- Thank you, Lee.

Lee- No, really though! Is the number of kids you have genetically inherited?

Bill- What the heck are you talking about?

Lee- Say if Percy married Penelope. Would they be more likely to have lots of kids because your parents did? And would this be because he inherited the gene for twins or triplets or whatever, or because he inherited a gene that would make him really enjoy- you know-

Percy- Shut up, Lee.

Bill- Yes Lee, please do. Lee- Alright, fine. I will. Now girls, you will be going first. This is the way it works. I ask the question, you answer it, and the other contestants feel free to comment. So do we, of course.

Percy- Oh great. Just great. Fred, George, if I don't die of humiliation, you will certainly lose house points for this.

Fred- Loosen up, Percival. It's just a bit of fun!

George- Yeah, we have absolutely nothing to do with you making a fool of yourself.

Bill- Okay, break it up. You don't even have to go yet, Percy. The girls go first.

Lavender- Cool! Let's go!

Bill- Alright, you heard her Lee, ask the first question!

Lee- Why me?

Bill- Because I said so.

Lee- I hate the fact that you have more power than me.

Bill- Funny how I just love it.

Lee- Alright girls. Your question is- If you were stranded on a desert island and could only bring one thing or person, what or who would you bring and why? Don't say your wand, because on this desert island no magic is able to be used. This is your order: Padma Patil, Cho Chang, Alicia Spinnett, Katie Bell, Narcissa Malfoy, Lavender Brown, and Aurora Sinistra.

Bill- Padma, you get to go first. Who or what and why?

Padma- If I was stranded on a desert island, I would bring your co-host Lee, because he is hot and funny and could definitely take my mind off being stranded. [Not just because of his sense of humor, either]

Lee- Sweet! Want to go with me to the part of the dance that you don't have to go with the person you match up with on this show?

Padma- I'll think about it. [What's there to think about? Yes yes yes!]

Bill- Looks like you finally managed to get a date without going crazy advertising, Lee. But what are you going to do for the first half of the ball?

Lee- Stop trying to burst my bubble, Bill.

Bill- Fine, but don't blame me when you're dancing by yourself.

Fred- He won't, he'll blame his B.O.!

Lee- You're such a good friend, Fred. Fred- I know!

Bill- Enough flirting, you two. It is time for our next contestant, Cho Chang!

Cho- Cool, I guess. I'm the most popular girl in school after all, what do I have to lose?

Harry- A lot.

Cho- You're so right, Harry. But I'm sure I can handle it.

Harry- You're right, I'm sure you can too.

George- Aw, Harry, you're so comforting.

Harry- Thanks, George.

Lee- We're waiting, Cho.

Cho- I think I would bring Harry and Colin Creevey. Harry because he could comfort me if I was sad, and Colin because he's downright weird but so admiring and would make me feel like even though I looked the pits I still looked beautiful. Even if his camera was pointing mostly at the person next to me.

Harry- Would you really bring me, Cho?

Cho- Of course!

Harry- Wow.

Katie- Harry, look at your face! You look like Percy after he found out that Penelope told the whole world that they got caught kissing, only happier!

Percy- Be quiet.

Katie- Sorry Perce, didn't mean to embarrass you.

Percy- Right.

Lee- Right! Moving on to our next contestant, let's call to the stands Alicia Spinnett. Chaser for Quidditch, this Gryffindor sweetheart is best friends with Angelina Johnson and Katie Bell. She rides a Comet Two-Sixty, which isn't quite in the same league as a Firebolt, but a nice broom all the same. With a speed not many brooms can top, the Firebolt-

Bill- Thank you, Lee, but I have to say that you are not allowed to advertise for Firebolts any more than you can advertise yourself. Alicia, if you would answer?

Alicia- Sure. I would bring with me on a deserted island only one thing. One person, actually. And that would be your very own brother, George Weasley.

George- This rocks! Hey Alicia, want to go to the dance?

Alicia- I would say yes, but we don't really have a choice as to who we go with. Bill- Alicia is right, George. But she isn't done answering her question. Why would you take George, Alicia?

Alicia- Can I skip that part?

George- Could this day get any better?

Alicia- Chances are good.

Lee- I hate to ask, but you have to tell us why. Or we will find out another way.

Alicia- Fine! Because he is really funny, really hot, really nice, really strong, really cool, and a really good snogger. Oh yeah, and actually I would also bring a broomstick so we could go flying.

George- I love my life!

Fred- Shut up, George.

Lee- Don't be jealous, Fred. Last round Angelina admitted that she slept right next to you all night after a Quidditch game.

Fred- I feel much better now!

Alicia- That was so much fun, wasn't it?

George- It really was.

Percy- I don't want to know. Don't tell me.

Bill- I seem to be having déjà vu. I'm sure I've heard someone say that before, Percy. Who was that again? Oh yeah, it was Professor Snape!

Lee- Hey, you're right, Bill!

Bill- Duh.

Lee- Be that way. Next up is the beautiful and talented Katie Bell! I bet I know what she'll say. Is it just me, or is this getting to be predictable? I would really like to learn something new. Do you have anything interesting to say, Katie?

Katie- Well, I actually have two answers. But I'd really prefer to only tell you one.

Lee- Nope, that is not an option. The whole purpose of this show is to entertain us hosts, and the audience. So spill!

Katie- Why not. Just don't tell Oliver. The first person I would take would be Oliver, of course, just so that I could have someone who I really, really like there, and we could laugh and kiss all day. The other person is-

Alicia- Spit it out, Katie, we're dying here!

Katie- Professor- Professor Snape. But only because he'd be fun to argue with!

Lee- Come on, Katie; tell us you have some secret love interest in Professor Snape!

Katie- Sorry, but I can honestly say no.

Fred- Well, that's a snore. Oliver will be psyched, though.

Katie- Oh, don't tell him! I'd be so embarrassed!

George- But- but-

Alicia- Come on, guys, she really doesn't want you to.

George- Only for you, Alicia.

Bill- That was so cute. Well, our next contestant is Narcissa Malfoy, the mother of our very own Draco! At the still young age of 30, she should be a very interesting contestant.

Lee- How old is Draco?

Harry- I guess he's fifteen, because he's in my grade, and I'm fifteen.

Lee- Interesting. Very interesting.

Narcissa- What is so interesting?

Lupin- If Lee is anything like Sirius and James and I were like when we were his age, he's figuring out how old you were when Draco was born.

Lee- Damn! You were only fifteen!

Narcissa- Wow, you can do math. That is just so impressive.

Lupin- Hey, wasn't that right around when we did that little game show thing? And the year of the New Year's Party?

Narcissa- I certainly don't remember. Now Lee, what was my question?

Bill- Your question was- If you were stranded on a desert island, who/what would you bring and why?

Narcissa- Okay. I would bring Sevvie Snape, because I've always loved annoying the crap out of him. Or maybe Sirius Black, for the same reason.

Lee- That's interesting. You didn't even pick your own husband.

Narcissa- Are you supposed to be critiquing our answers?

Lee- I do what I want. Narcissa- Good for you. Don't critique.

Lee- I'm sorry. I just think it's interesting that you are married to your husband and yet you chose someone else to bring with you on a deserted island. Why did you marry him in the first place?

Narcissa- Who are you, Rita Skeeter? There is no story here, so you are going to have to get you drama fix elsewhere.

Seamus- This is really interesting, Lee. But I think Lavender is next, so stop interviewing Mrs. Malfoy and get a move on.

Bill- Seamus is right, Lee. You can question Mrs. Malfoy after the show. Lavender Brown, you're up. What/who would you bring to the deserted island and why?

Lavender- Well I would bring all my makeup and clothes in one big suitcase, because then that would count as one thing. And if I can pick two like the other people did, I would definitely pick Seamus.

Seamus- Thanks Lavender.

Fred- Seamus, you're whipped! She picked her makeup first!

Seamus- Right. Why was that, Lavender?

Lavender- So that I could look good for you, honey.

Seamus- Cool.

Fred- *cough* whipped *cough*

Lee- But Lavender, you still didn't tell us why you picked Seamus.

Lavender- Alright then, I picked him because he's so much fun.

Seamus- Thanks.

Bill- Right, well we are down to our last contestant for the girls. Professor Aurora Sinistra, it is your turn.

Aurora- Alright then.

Lee- You have been awfully quiet, Professor. Are you enjoying your time on the show?

Aurora- Depending on who I get paired with, I'm sure I'll be enjoying the Spring Ball more.

Bill- Great. Well, if you were stranded on a desert island, who/what would you bring and why?

Narcissa- This should be interesting.

Aurora- Shut up, Cissa. Unlike you, I have class. If I was married I would pick my husband. I would not pick some random guy who I'd like to have an affair with.

Narcissa- That's good, because no one would ever want to have an affair with you.

Lee- Please ignore Ms. Draco's Mommy. Go ahead and answer the question.

Aurora- All right, I think I would pick Sevvie Snape.

Lee- Interesting. Very interesting. Why?

Aurora- Because I think he'd make things interesting, and I would have fun bugging him.

Narcissa- You copycat!

Lupin- That was pathetic, Cissa.

Narcissa- No one asked for your comments, Lupin.

Lupin- No one asked for yours either!

Bill- Okay everyone, that's enough. We'll be right back with our boys after the break!