A/N- After this, there will be a li'l bit of suspense and then- the
pairings we've all been waiting for! I'm still open to suggestions, review
me!!!!! Oh, and any threats to ground Ginny are not legitimate to be acted
upon.
Bill- Lee, after the break means you tell the audience some decent commercials.
Lee- But the audience doesn't care about commercials!
Bill- Well I do, so go!
Lee- Audience, are you having fun?
Audience- YEAH!!!!!!
Lee- Have you ever noticed that all you ever say is yeah?
Audience- YEAH!!!!!!
Lee- Firebolts rule!
Audience- YEAH!!!!!!
Lee- Any of you ladies want to go on a date with my co-host Bill?
Audience- YEAH!!!!!!
Bill- Okay, that is enough commercial messages. You are a crappy co-host, Lee.
Lee- Thank you for your support.
Bill- You are so welcome!
Lee- Now let me introduce to you our final contestants, who will be answering in this order! Let's welcome Dean Thomas, Harry Potter, Fred Weasley, Remus Lupin, George Weasley, Percy Weasley, and Seamus Finnegan!
Percy- This is so unfair.
Fred- But so much fun!
George- I'm having a great time, and I haven't even found out the question yet!
Lee- Wow, there are three Weasleys in this round, there were two in the round before, and one of you is the host! It's crazy! How many of you are there?!
Percy- There are seven of us. Why?
Lee- It's just amazing how many of you there are. I really am curious about the whole genetic inheritance thing.
Bill- Okay Lee, whatever! Just ask the question, why don't you? Lee- I am running out of ideas for questions. Why don't you ask a question?
Bill- No. The audience would prefer it if you ask the questions. Right, audience?
Audience- YEAH!!!!!!
Lee- Well this stinks.
Bill- Stop stalling for time and ask the question.
Lee- Okay, fine. Your question is: What date that you've been on stands out the most in your head and what happened on that date?
Bill- Good one, Lee.
Lee- Is it good, Bill?
Bill- Stop trying to be like me, I'm way too cool.
Lee- You've got a deal. Dean Thomas, you're up first! What date stands out most in your head and why?
Dean- You know, the girls had a much easier question than this. All they had to say was what they would bring on a deserted island with them.
Lee- Would you like to answer both, Dean?
Dean- No, that's okay. I guess my most memorable date would be when I went out with Ginny Weasley in the beginning of the year. We played Truth or Dare with Seamus and Lavender. I had to kiss her for seven minutes straight, no air. It was great. [The fact that Ginny was wearing hardly anything didn't exactly make it bad either]
Percy- WHAT? Ginny?
Fred- Our little Ginny? Truth or Dare and seven minute kisses? I'm so proud!
George- We'll have to congratulate her after we ground her for the rest of her life.
Bill- Why does every conflict have a Weasley involved?
Lee- Because your parents-
Bill- Thank you Lee. Next, we go to Harry Potter. How about it, Harry? What crazy date story do you have to share with us?
Harry- I hate you Fred and George.
Fred- We love you too, Harry.
George- Don't worry, Harry, the worst you can do is end up tarnishing your rep! It's nothing a game of Quidditch against Slytherin wouldn't heal.
Harry- I guess you're right. My most memorable date was with Ginny when we played strip poker with Oliver and Katie. I don't remember too much of it, but I know we were all horrible poker players.
Percy- WHAT? Ginny?
Fred- So now she plays strip poker? This is amazing!
George- She's taking after us! I'm touched. I'll tell her so when she gets to leave her room.
Bill- See, it's another conflict with a Weasley! Why?
Lee- Because there are so many of you.
Cho- Harry! Why wasn't one of our dates the most memorable?
Harry- You want me to tell the whole world about our dates?
Cho- Good point.
Percy- Once again, I don't want to know, so please don't tell me.
Fred- You know, if you don't get out more, and if you stopped washing your hair, I bet you would make a great potions master.
Percy- This is so degrading.
George- I know! Isn't it fun?
Lee- I'm certainly enjoying myself! Fred Weasley, it's your turn!
Fred- Cool! Refresh me on what the question was, Lee?
Bill- Fred, you know perfectly well that you have to tell us your most memorable date and what happened on it.
Fred- Thanks, Bill! You're a pal.
Bill- Stop buying time and answer the question.
Fred- Alright, sure. The date that I most remember was with Parvati Patil.
Alicia- What about Angelina!?
Fred- It's not what our favorite date was; it's what our most memorable date was.
Alicia- And why was it memorable?
Fred- Because we snogged and snogged and snogged. And then we snogged some more, and then we sat on the couch in the Gryffindor common room. Alicia- That's not being very faithful to Angelina, Fred.
Fred- I wasn't dating Angelina then.
Padma- I can't believe my sister.
Lee- I can!
Bill- Well, that's great. Another Weasley drama. Professor Lupin, you are up!
Lupin- I should be nervous, but when you're friends with people like Sirius, you get used to embarrassing scenarios.
Lee- Good, so tell us your most memorable date and what happened.
Lupin- My most memorable date was with Professor McGonagall. I don't like her or anything, it was just hilarious because someone had given her a truth potion and so she kept spilling all sorts of secrets.
Percy- Someone ought to give Ginny a truth potion. Who knows what we would find out?
Bill- Stop dragging Ginny into this, this was the one answer so far this round that didn't involve a Weasley.
George- Right, because the next answer will be answered by none other than me, so it will definitely involve a Weasley.
Lee- That's right! George Weasley, tell us what you know!
George- I would have to say the date that stands out the most in my mind is August 2nd. I just like the weather then.
Bill- That was so not funny.
George- Sorry, I couldn't resist. No, probably my most memorable date would be the time when Fred and Angelina and Alicia and I went to Hogsmeade this one time and we went to the Three Broomsticks and it was just hilarious because Fred and Angelina got so pissed (pissed=drunk in English) that they just fell asleep at the table and me and Alicia dissed them and we went up to the Shrieking Shack and had a snog.
Fred- That was a good time, George.
Alicia- It sure was! And I was laughing at Angelina about it for days.
Percy- Am I the only sane person in this family?
Bill- No Percy, it's just that you don't know how to have fun.
Percy- I resent that.
Bill- Then at the dance, I dare you to enjoy yourself.
Percy- I will.
Bill- Good. Now tell us your most memorable date and what happened.
Percy- I don't wanna!
Narcissa- I think what it is is that he doesn't have one.
Lupin- You shouldn't be the one to talk, Cissa. There's a happy medium between not having a memorable date and learning way too much about Lucius at the age of fifteen.
Percy- And besides, I do have one.
Narcissa- Then say it and get Lupin off my back!
Lupin- Better than Lucius on your back.
Narcissa- What is your problem?
Bill- Okay, break it up. Just say your piece, Perce.
Percy- Fine, my most memorable date was when Penny and I got caught when we were kissing in a classroom.
Lee- Wow, you sure lead an exciting life.
Narcissa- How memorable.
Bill- Okay, you know what, Percy is suffering enough, let's lay off him.
Narcissa- Fine.
Lee- Great! Time for our final contestant! Seamus Finnegan! What is your most unforgettable date?
Seamus- How come I'm last?
Lavender- They always save the best for last.
Seamus- Oh. Cool.
Fred- *cough* whipped *cough*
Seamus- Right. Well my most memorable date was when I went and spent a week this past summer at Lavender's house.
Lavender- That was so much fun! We rode broomsticks for hours, and went on that picnic, and-
Seamus- Right, it was great.
Narcissa- And you all criticize me.
Bill- Yeah, well, be quiet.
Fred- Hey, wasn't that the last contestant?
Lee- Yes it was! Thank you for participating! Please go backstage for further instructions, and I will see you all tomorrow morning at breakfast! Gryffindor table, Great Hall-
Bill- Thank you Lee.
Lee- Goodnight, Hogwarts!
Audience- YEAH!!!!!!!
Bill- Lee, after the break means you tell the audience some decent commercials.
Lee- But the audience doesn't care about commercials!
Bill- Well I do, so go!
Lee- Audience, are you having fun?
Audience- YEAH!!!!!!
Lee- Have you ever noticed that all you ever say is yeah?
Audience- YEAH!!!!!!
Lee- Firebolts rule!
Audience- YEAH!!!!!!
Lee- Any of you ladies want to go on a date with my co-host Bill?
Audience- YEAH!!!!!!
Bill- Okay, that is enough commercial messages. You are a crappy co-host, Lee.
Lee- Thank you for your support.
Bill- You are so welcome!
Lee- Now let me introduce to you our final contestants, who will be answering in this order! Let's welcome Dean Thomas, Harry Potter, Fred Weasley, Remus Lupin, George Weasley, Percy Weasley, and Seamus Finnegan!
Percy- This is so unfair.
Fred- But so much fun!
George- I'm having a great time, and I haven't even found out the question yet!
Lee- Wow, there are three Weasleys in this round, there were two in the round before, and one of you is the host! It's crazy! How many of you are there?!
Percy- There are seven of us. Why?
Lee- It's just amazing how many of you there are. I really am curious about the whole genetic inheritance thing.
Bill- Okay Lee, whatever! Just ask the question, why don't you? Lee- I am running out of ideas for questions. Why don't you ask a question?
Bill- No. The audience would prefer it if you ask the questions. Right, audience?
Audience- YEAH!!!!!!
Lee- Well this stinks.
Bill- Stop stalling for time and ask the question.
Lee- Okay, fine. Your question is: What date that you've been on stands out the most in your head and what happened on that date?
Bill- Good one, Lee.
Lee- Is it good, Bill?
Bill- Stop trying to be like me, I'm way too cool.
Lee- You've got a deal. Dean Thomas, you're up first! What date stands out most in your head and why?
Dean- You know, the girls had a much easier question than this. All they had to say was what they would bring on a deserted island with them.
Lee- Would you like to answer both, Dean?
Dean- No, that's okay. I guess my most memorable date would be when I went out with Ginny Weasley in the beginning of the year. We played Truth or Dare with Seamus and Lavender. I had to kiss her for seven minutes straight, no air. It was great. [The fact that Ginny was wearing hardly anything didn't exactly make it bad either]
Percy- WHAT? Ginny?
Fred- Our little Ginny? Truth or Dare and seven minute kisses? I'm so proud!
George- We'll have to congratulate her after we ground her for the rest of her life.
Bill- Why does every conflict have a Weasley involved?
Lee- Because your parents-
Bill- Thank you Lee. Next, we go to Harry Potter. How about it, Harry? What crazy date story do you have to share with us?
Harry- I hate you Fred and George.
Fred- We love you too, Harry.
George- Don't worry, Harry, the worst you can do is end up tarnishing your rep! It's nothing a game of Quidditch against Slytherin wouldn't heal.
Harry- I guess you're right. My most memorable date was with Ginny when we played strip poker with Oliver and Katie. I don't remember too much of it, but I know we were all horrible poker players.
Percy- WHAT? Ginny?
Fred- So now she plays strip poker? This is amazing!
George- She's taking after us! I'm touched. I'll tell her so when she gets to leave her room.
Bill- See, it's another conflict with a Weasley! Why?
Lee- Because there are so many of you.
Cho- Harry! Why wasn't one of our dates the most memorable?
Harry- You want me to tell the whole world about our dates?
Cho- Good point.
Percy- Once again, I don't want to know, so please don't tell me.
Fred- You know, if you don't get out more, and if you stopped washing your hair, I bet you would make a great potions master.
Percy- This is so degrading.
George- I know! Isn't it fun?
Lee- I'm certainly enjoying myself! Fred Weasley, it's your turn!
Fred- Cool! Refresh me on what the question was, Lee?
Bill- Fred, you know perfectly well that you have to tell us your most memorable date and what happened on it.
Fred- Thanks, Bill! You're a pal.
Bill- Stop buying time and answer the question.
Fred- Alright, sure. The date that I most remember was with Parvati Patil.
Alicia- What about Angelina!?
Fred- It's not what our favorite date was; it's what our most memorable date was.
Alicia- And why was it memorable?
Fred- Because we snogged and snogged and snogged. And then we snogged some more, and then we sat on the couch in the Gryffindor common room. Alicia- That's not being very faithful to Angelina, Fred.
Fred- I wasn't dating Angelina then.
Padma- I can't believe my sister.
Lee- I can!
Bill- Well, that's great. Another Weasley drama. Professor Lupin, you are up!
Lupin- I should be nervous, but when you're friends with people like Sirius, you get used to embarrassing scenarios.
Lee- Good, so tell us your most memorable date and what happened.
Lupin- My most memorable date was with Professor McGonagall. I don't like her or anything, it was just hilarious because someone had given her a truth potion and so she kept spilling all sorts of secrets.
Percy- Someone ought to give Ginny a truth potion. Who knows what we would find out?
Bill- Stop dragging Ginny into this, this was the one answer so far this round that didn't involve a Weasley.
George- Right, because the next answer will be answered by none other than me, so it will definitely involve a Weasley.
Lee- That's right! George Weasley, tell us what you know!
George- I would have to say the date that stands out the most in my mind is August 2nd. I just like the weather then.
Bill- That was so not funny.
George- Sorry, I couldn't resist. No, probably my most memorable date would be the time when Fred and Angelina and Alicia and I went to Hogsmeade this one time and we went to the Three Broomsticks and it was just hilarious because Fred and Angelina got so pissed (pissed=drunk in English) that they just fell asleep at the table and me and Alicia dissed them and we went up to the Shrieking Shack and had a snog.
Fred- That was a good time, George.
Alicia- It sure was! And I was laughing at Angelina about it for days.
Percy- Am I the only sane person in this family?
Bill- No Percy, it's just that you don't know how to have fun.
Percy- I resent that.
Bill- Then at the dance, I dare you to enjoy yourself.
Percy- I will.
Bill- Good. Now tell us your most memorable date and what happened.
Percy- I don't wanna!
Narcissa- I think what it is is that he doesn't have one.
Lupin- You shouldn't be the one to talk, Cissa. There's a happy medium between not having a memorable date and learning way too much about Lucius at the age of fifteen.
Percy- And besides, I do have one.
Narcissa- Then say it and get Lupin off my back!
Lupin- Better than Lucius on your back.
Narcissa- What is your problem?
Bill- Okay, break it up. Just say your piece, Perce.
Percy- Fine, my most memorable date was when Penny and I got caught when we were kissing in a classroom.
Lee- Wow, you sure lead an exciting life.
Narcissa- How memorable.
Bill- Okay, you know what, Percy is suffering enough, let's lay off him.
Narcissa- Fine.
Lee- Great! Time for our final contestant! Seamus Finnegan! What is your most unforgettable date?
Seamus- How come I'm last?
Lavender- They always save the best for last.
Seamus- Oh. Cool.
Fred- *cough* whipped *cough*
Seamus- Right. Well my most memorable date was when I went and spent a week this past summer at Lavender's house.
Lavender- That was so much fun! We rode broomsticks for hours, and went on that picnic, and-
Seamus- Right, it was great.
Narcissa- And you all criticize me.
Bill- Yeah, well, be quiet.
Fred- Hey, wasn't that the last contestant?
Lee- Yes it was! Thank you for participating! Please go backstage for further instructions, and I will see you all tomorrow morning at breakfast! Gryffindor table, Great Hall-
Bill- Thank you Lee.
Lee- Goodnight, Hogwarts!
Audience- YEAH!!!!!!!
