Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto... (Sniffs and hugs Gaara doll)

Chaotic Prayer: I am actually going to do something incredibly mean and evil, but I just got off of writer's block, and I wanted to end this story in a funny way after all of the drama!

Naruto: The ending is so fucked up...

Chaotic Prayer: Well, here's the ending chapter for Numb! (Sniffles) I ACTUALLY COMPLETED SOMETHING!

Warning: Cursing, violence, and an ending that may induce a migraine to all who read it!

Last Chapter- Numb-

What the Fuck?

Naruto arrived at the spot where Sasuke was, though at a nearly nonexistent pace. Sasuke looked up at Naruto, but there was something different about his eyes. They were blood red and hot tears streamed down his face but other than that, he showed no emotion. Sasuke stood up slowly, towering over Naruto.

"Why?" he asked solemnly. "I thought that you could understand. You...you took my heart and ..." he placed his arms over either side of the boy, pinning him to the pillar. "I want you to tell me Naruto." He said, gazing into his eyes.

"What path do you choose?"

Gaara pushed his way along the street, searching for the blonde ninja. "It really shouldn't be this hard to find him." Gaara muttered miserably. He was still trying to figure out why his love had freaked out like that.

Naruto, however, was now staring into the Uchiha's obsidian depths. It felt like his eyes were ravaging Naruto's very soul, as though the doubt that he had was now magnified to such intensity, such a degree-that he felt as though he was going to be consumed by them.

Sasuke, for his part, was patiently awaiting the blonde's answer. He wanted-no needed- to know who Naruto truly chose. Who did he love? His mind swam with unanswered questions till he heard the soft steps of yet another human pad softly into the square.

"Uchiha!" the voice shouted loudly, as if the owner of the voice intended to tear the offender limb from limb.

Sasuke slowly turned to face the owner of the voice. A small smirk crossed his dark features. "You had something to say to me..." he drawled out, "...Kaze?"

Gaara fixed a glare on the young prodigy, hatred screaming in the depths of his eyes. How dare he speak so casually to Gaara! How dare he ever give Naruto the idea that Gaara didn't love him! How dare HE be trying to take the only person that had ever made Gaara feel accepted! Loved!

Of course...he seethed silently. The Uchiha only wants what he can't have.

"Yeah, I do." Gaara shot acidly, walking up to the other boy so that he was sure the Uchiha could see the hatred in his eyes. "What the hell are you doing here with my boyfriend!" he spat.

Sasuke's brow furrowed for a second, before a bitter smirk slid onto his face. "You actually care about him? I couldn't tell." He shot at the red head.

That did it. Gaara was officially pissed.

A spike of sand shot forth and missed the Uchiha by only a few centimeters in front of his nose. Gaara had really wanted it to make its target, but he had a feeling that Naruto would never forgive him for ending that bastard's life without him attacking first.

"What's the matter Kaze? Your aim's a little off." He smirked; dashing forward with a kunai knife in hand and a deadly look in his eyes.

"You know something Uchiha?" Gaara mused, dodging the latter boy's attack. "Orochimaru really did rub off on you, didn't he?" he finished coolly.

Gaara watched as the raven haired boy went rigid, this right shoulder subtly twitching. He had to admit, it was actually kind of entertaining. Had it been a different situation, he probably would have found it laughable how touchy the normally distant boy could be if you pressed the right buttons.

"I'm nothing like him!" he roared, dashing at Gaara with such an immense speed and force, that even if Shukaku had still been dominant in his attack power, he still wouldn't have been fast enough to defend Gaara from Sasuke's attack.

Gaara's body was flung off of the ground, into the air, and slammed back down into the ground.

Of course, when he got back up, the Uchiha was under a vast array of attacks formed from sand. Knife like needles poured downward, some nailing the Uchiha in non vital points, two lodging themselves into his shoulders, four sticking into his leg, and one narrowly missing his solar plexus.

Not being two of the more submissive people in the world, Gaara and Sasuke lodged on in their battle, ultimately depleting each other's power.

As the battle winded down, both boys were bloody, bruised, and still angry as hell. At this point though, Gaara had a point of sand up to Sasuke's throat, and Sasuke had a kunai pressed up to Gaara's.

"Well..." Sasuke panted, "Now it's just a matter of endurance, eh?"

"It would..." Gaara breathed heavily, "Seem so."

"Then how bout one last move? Winner take all?'' Sasuke ventured, preparing himself for an attack.

"Fine with me!" Gaara agreed curtly, positioning himself for attack.

With a blinding speed, both boys lunged at each other, kunai in hand and sand at the ready, and before they knew it, a mist of red that they both realized was not the others, sprayed forth.

"Naruto!" they both cried with realization, each standing over the battered body.

Gaara cradled the boy in his arms, tear filled eyes gazing down upon his soon to be deceased beloved, and Sasuke sank to his knees in despair.

Naruto took his last breath before looking at the both of them.

"This is," he gasped, "the path I choose." He closed his eyes and disappeared into the rain, leaving the two enemies to glare at each other, and the flames of controversy that would soon cause another war.

In the branches of Konoha's forest, Itachi stood anxiously awaiting his partner's return.

He breathed a sigh of relief when he saw the blonde haired ninja leap onto the branch. "You know, our assignment was only to start a war between Suna and Konoha, right?" he said, a bit annoyed.

"Yeah," Naruto replied, donning his Akatsuki robe, "But then it wouldn't have been any fun koi!" He smiled dangerously and kissed Itachi on the cheek.

"You might be more evil than I am love." Itachi stated, smiling back at his lover.

"Yeah, but they're just so fun to pick on!"

Chaotic Prayer: I thank all my loyal readers, and I would like to hear your opinions on the ending! I know, I'm a messed up little fucker...(smiles) LATER!