A/N- Just this last chappie and then you will know everything! I promise!

A FEW HOURS LATER, BUT NO ONE SEEMS TO REALIZE ANY TIME HAS PASSED. MIRACULOUSLY, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THE OTHER STUDENTS WILL HAVE SEEN THE THREE VISITORS IN CLASS. AS SUCH, WE FIND HARRY, RON, HERMIONE, DRACO, SIRIUS, SEVVIE, LUCIUS, NARCISSA, and ANY OTHER STUDENTS NORMALLY IN POTIONS ARE ON THEIR WAY TO POTIONS CLASS. WHAT A COINCIDENCE.

"Why do we have to go to Potions today? Today of all days! I can't concentrate! I could be finding my perfect match in a matter of hours!" Hermione said, wringing her hands and she walked with Harry and Ron to Potions. Ron and Harry laughed. This had to be the fifth time they were having this conversation.

"Hermione, are you going to continue bugging us about this until we actually find out who we've been paired with?" Ron asked, although it was a bit hypocritical considering that his face matched his hair whenever anybody mentioned the pairings. "I'm just so nervous!" she said, sitting down tensely at a seat at their usual table in the Potions dungeon, "This could determine your whole future!"

"Still worrying about your soulmate, Granger?" Draco drawled, sitting down at a table near enough to taunt the three Gryffindors from afar. "What's it to you, Malfoy?" Hermione asked, standing up for herself. Ron would have tried to do it for her, but he remembered only too well the last time he had tried to stick up for Hermione.

"Draco was just interested to hear what the people who don't have it made feel like. See, unlike you, he doesn't have to worry about his perfect match," Pansy said, smiling and wetting her lips as she sat down next to Draco. Hermione shot her a glare, and Harry and Ron looked at her in disgust.

Before any of them could comment, Professor Snape strode into the room angrily. "Everyone sit down, let's get started," he snapped, walking to the front of the room. The class immediately quieted down. As much as they didn't like Snape, they knew better than to do anything to get on his nerves when he stormed into class like that.

As he began to teach, he calmed down a little bit, and didn't look quite as aggravated as he had at the beginning. But that was before Lucius, Narcissa, and Sirius walked in. "What the bloody hell are you doing here?" Snape asked, looking daggers at Sirius.

Sirius grinned. "I am here to annoy you, bother you, and attend your class while I wait for the pairings to be announced," he said, laughing with eyes glinting mischievously. "And Lucius and Narcissa are also here to attend class. Where should we sit?"

Snape gestured towards a table in the back, and they sat down. Without another glance towards them, he continued the lesson. "Who knows the properties of Ananacaque?" he asked shirtily, sounding as if it was the last thing he wanted to know.

Naturally, Hermione's hand shot into the air. Unsurprisingly, hers was the only one. "How about you, Mr. Malfoy?" Snape asked with distaste. "What?" asked Draco and Lucius at the same time. Professor Snape sighed. "Would you all pay attention?!" he snapped, pushing his hair out of his eye, "This is the time to take notes, not pass them! Accio parchments!"

Quite a few pieces of parchment flew into his hand. Parvati noted unhappily that hers was one of them. And she certainly wasn't the only one looking a little worried that Professor Snape would read them aloud. Pansy and Draco looked horrified, Ron looked sick, and Hermione couldn't stop wringing her hands.

"Hmm. Should I read these notes out loud?" Sevvie asked, smirking, "let me weigh the consequences. If I don't, then I'll be bored. If I do, that would be a little mean to the people whose notes I have." He paused, allowing everyone with their fingers crossed to take the breath that they had been holding. "Hmm. See, here's the thing. I really want to read them out loud, but I don't feel like wasting my time. So I'll just give you all a little summary of them," he said, smirking.

"Well," he began, "it seems that Harry and Ron want hot dates to the dance. Neville wishes that he could be as lucky as Seamus. Parvati thinks Sirius has got a nice ass, and Lavender feels that Seamus' is better. Draco wishes his parents weren't here so he and Pansy could shag or something to that effect. Pansy agrees with Draco, but says that she doesn't give a damn whether or not Mr. and Mrs. Malfoy are around. Hermione is desperately nervous to find out her perfect match, and hopes that Draco gets paired with someone awful for him. Sirius wants to have some fun at the dance, and thinks that the whole idea of Blind Date is fantastic."

"Hey! I also wrote that I thought that you and Lucius would make a cute couple!" Sirius said, faking indignation. Before Snape could even make a comeback, Lee Jordan's magically magnified voice could be heard throughout the school.

"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and Professor Snape! It is now the moment you have all been waiting for! In a matter of minutes, you will all find out who your soulmate is!" he said, sounding thoroughly excited, "The impartial sock is good and smelly, and ready to announce the pairs! Would everyone please report to the Great Hall for the matchmaking experience of a lifetime?"