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Harry, Ron, and Hermione strolled down the hall towards their next class. They turned a corner and stopped dead. Standing in the middle of the hallway was a beautiful girl.

"Hi. I'm a mysterious transfer student! My name is Mary-Sue! Do you want to ponder my past, while falling in love with me and then save me from Voldemort?" She smiled, and they were nearly blinded by the brightness of her teeth. Harry looked down at his watch and shook his head.

"Can't. We have Transfiguration. Uh... maybe later?" Harry pointed to his watch.

Mary-Sue shrugged and trotted away. They continued on their way to Transfiguration when some random first year popped out of nowhere.

"Harry Potter! Ahhh! The headmaster wants to see you! Whee!" The first year threw his arms around Harry and hugged him, then scurried away. Harry smoothed out his robes, and made his way to the headmasters's office.

Harry sat down nervously in the chair across from Dumbledore. They sat there in silence.

"Lemon drop?" Dumbledore offered

"Against my religion," Harry declined.

"Harry, I have something important to tell you. I don't know how you will react..." Dumbledore cleared his throat. "Harry. Professor Snape is your father."

Harry gasped in shock. "Really?"

"No. But you're failing potions. Try to work a bit harder, eh?" Dumbledore grinned at him, and Harry laughed nervously before slowly backing out of the room.

Harry, Hermione, and Ron skipped into Potions later that day. Malfoy sneered at them.

"Oh, look. It's Potter and his fan club." Malfoy and his groupies laughed.

"Your Mamma!" Ron shot back. Before Malfoy could respond, Snape burst into the room. He started writing directions on the board, when Remus walked into the room.

"Lupin! What the hell are you doing in my class room?" Snape screeched at him. Lupin merely smiled a goofy grin.

"Who me? Oh, I just wander from room to room." He smiled again and wandered out of the room.

"Get back to work!" Snape barked to his class. Giving one last glance towards the door, Snape resumed writing on the board. Neville quickly tossed in random ingredients, and soon his potion exploded everywhere.

"My bad!" Neville exclaimed as Professor Snape tossed him out of the classroom.