A/N- Wow, you people are smart! I totally forgot about the five foot rule, and I made it! I apologize, and I promise it won't happen again! And please, if you don't like it, don't flame me! Just a little request. Oh, and also, I'm definitely going to make sure that each couple gets their fifteen minutes of fame. Ally and Sevvie, Percy and Penny, everyone is coming up. I can't type fast enough! Thank you, and here is the chapter! And the next chapter will be TOTALLY TRUTH OR DARE! Don't worry!

"AHHHH!" said Fred again, "Gerroff!" Percy and Penny looked down, noticing for the first time the people they had landed on. "Fred, George, Angelina, Alicia, what are you all doing here?" Penny asked, covering Percy's mouth before he could say anything.

But before Fred, George, or either of their dates could get a word in, Percy bit Penny's hand. In shock, she removed it from his mouth, and before she could do anything, he took both her hands in his. This should have been a romantic gesture, but unfortunately, he only did it so that he could talk to Fred, George, Angelina, and Alicia.

"No, don't say anything," Percy said, raising an eyebrow as if daring them to defy him, "as members of the guilty party, you have the right to remain silent. I'll ask the questions, and you answer them."

Fred and George looked at him in embarrassment. This, knowing Percy, would be almost as bad as being lectured by their mother. And that was saying something, considering Mrs. Weasley was the queen of giving them lectures.

"Now first of all, why were you here in the Gryffindor common room, and not in the Great Hall?" Percy began, looking very stern. Penny couldn't help laughing at the look on his face, even though she was annoyed at him now again. Being Percy's girlfriend made it very hard to stay in one mood for very long.

"Actually, it was Oliver and Katie's idea," said Angelina honestly, looking up at Percy, "they suggested we go hang out in the Gryffindor common room for a little while, because the dance was boring."

"I don't buy it. If that's the case, where are Oliver and Katie?" Percy asked, not seeing the pair of them anywhere. Fred, George, Angelina, and Alicia exchanged significant glances. Percy waited expectantly. "Well?" he asked impatiently.

Alicia pointed upwards, and George said, "They went upstairs. Only don't tell that we told you, because Oliver said not to. He reckoned you'd be annoyed with them." Percy looked at them in confusion for a second. "Wait a minute. You mean to tell me that- and Oliver- and Katie- and- the dorms?" he asked, suddenly getting what they meant.

The four of guilty party nodded. For a second Percy looked speechless. "Once again, I don't buy it. If Oliver and Katie are up there, then why are you all down here?" he asked, recovering. Fred rolled his eyes. "Because, you prat, they asked us to stay down here for a while!" he said matter-of-factly.

Percy shook his head, "Alright. That is the most made-up story I have ever heard. I'm going to go up to my dorm, which is also Oliver's, and *prove* to you that you are a bunch of liars. Actually, we're all going to go, because that's the way it works around here. Follow me!"

Fred, George, Angelina, Alicia, and Penny all got up, and followed Percy up to the dorm. "Percy, are you sure this is necessary?" Penny asked. She actually believed Fred and George, and did not want Oliver and Percy to get into a fight because Percy was having a little power issue.

Percy nodded that yes, it was necessary. He would have denied it with verve had anyone said so, but he really was feeling particularly power- hungry tonight. However, that wasn't the only thing he was worried about. He was also suddenly feeling very self-conscious about himself, and was a little afraid that Penny would stop liking him. Bossing people around and lecturing them about stuff that he himself was worried about was a good way for him to get rid of his stress. Unfortunately, it was tough on everyone else.

The six of them reached the door to Percy, Oliver, etc.'s dorm only to find that it was closed. "Well, its shut, I guess we should leave now," George said, turning around hopefully. Percy put a hand out to hold him back. "Not a chance, George. I'll knock," he insisted, rapping on the door.

There was no answer. After waiting a minute, Percy knocked again. "Uh, hold on one minute!" came a muffled voice that Angelina and Alicia said they were pretty sure was Katie. "You have sixty seconds, Oliver, and then we're coming in!" Percy said. Penny held back from yelling at him, although he was really being dumb.

After a minute, Percy turned the handle of the door and walked in, followed reluctantly by Penny, Fred, George, Angelina, and Alicia. Oliver turned around guiltily, looking at Fred and George rather than Percy, and Katie jumped and tried to smile at Angelina, arms crossed.

"Um- hi Percy," Katie said innocently. Percy nodded to her. "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but what are you all doing here?" Oliver asked, raising his eyebrows. Everyone looked expectantly at Percy, waiting for him to answer. They certainly weren't going to take the heat for him.

When he finally realized that no one was going to answer, Percy spoke up, "Well, we- Penny and I- were looking around the Great Hall for Fred and George. We didn't see them, so we went to look in the Gryffindor common room. We found them, but we thought they were there for substandard reasons, so we asked why they were there. They said it was your idea, and we asked where you were, and they said you were here. And here you are!"

"I don't know what *we* Percy's talking about. *I* tried to convince Percy to do something else, but he insisted," Penny said, clearing things up. Oliver and Katie nodded, and Katie shot a sympathetic look at Penny. "Okay, so," said Percy, taking a breath, "what were you guys doing up here?"

Katie's face went redder even than the trademark Weasley flaming red hair, and Oliver looked like he wanted to hit Percy over the head with a frying pan- in the nicest way, of course. "Percy, do you have to make this embarrassing?" Katie asked pleadingly. Percy nodded. "What can I say? It's in my blood," he said.

"Percy, what do you think we were doing?" Oliver asked, trying to hit Percy with a taste of his own medicine. Percy shrugged, keeping a straight face. Fred and George were not having such an easy time though; they were both sniggering at regular intervals. Angelina and Alicia were trying to be supportive of their friend (Katie) and not laugh, but they were having a hard time too.

"Hey Katie," Fred said, as though talking would stop him from bursting out laughing, "how come your shorts are on inside out?" Everyone immediately looked at Katie's shorts. They were white denim, and it was easy to tell that they were on wrong. Even the tag was clearly visible in the back.

Katie gulped. "I- er-," she managed to get out. "And Oliver," George sniggered, not even bothering to hide the comedy in the situation, "How come your shirt is on backwards?" Oliver looked down. It was true, the tag was right there in the front.

Percy nodded as if Fred and George had just proved his point. "Look Perce, make this quick okay? I heard there was going to be a game of Truth or Dare going on later. I wouldn't want to miss it," Oliver said slightly sarcastically, trying to contain some dignity. "Yes, please," Katie begged, still bright red, "What do we have to do for you to let us off the hook?"

Percy was taken aback. For the past minute, while Fred and George had been embarrassing the couple in trouble, he had been thinking about Penny and how nervous he always was around her. "Sorry about that," he said, snapping back, "What you have to do is admit that you were stupid, and then tell me just how stupid you were."

"Alright, fine!" Oliver yelled, annoyed, "We were stupid! Okay? We were stupid, and we'll be sure to tell you next time before we do this again! Then you can give us your expert advice, since you seem to be so keen on the subject!"

He had, of course, struck a nerve. "What the bloody hell do you know, Oliver?!" Percy yelled. Then he turned on his heel and stormed out of the room, Penny following 4 and 9/10 feet behind him.

"Well," said Angelina, "that was interesting." Alicia nodded. "Oh man, you should have seen your face, Oliver!" George said, cracking up, "It was as red as my hair! And you too, Katie, it was hilarious!" Oliver and Katie laughed, now that the tension Percy had been letting in was gone.

"Well, that wasn't as bad as it could have been," Fred admitted, looking at Angelina in particular, "At least *we* didn't get a lecture from Percy on being 'safe'." Angelina nodded ruefully. "Yeah, nice of you to let us take all the heat," Oliver said, turning his shirt around. "Mm hmm, we were happy to do it," Katie smiled, "but Fred, George, could you leave the room? I'd kind of like to fix my shorts. They're really uncomfortable inside out."

"Hey, how come Oliver gets to stay?!" George asked, feigning outrage. Oliver, Angelina, and Alicia laughed. "Why do you think?" Katie said matter- of-factly. "Ah," said Fred smartly as he and George walked out the door, "So, Oliver- how was it?"

Both Katie and Oliver were started up blushing again as Fred and George left the room to laughter. They closed the door and stood outside (less than five feet away from Angelina and Alicia, who were just on the other side of the door, of course).

"Poor Percy. He never got to lecture us," George said, acting disappointed. "Yeah!" said Fred happily, "But I have to feel bad for Penny. She obviously wanted him to pay attention to her, and all he was doing was going around lecturing random people about stuff!" George nodded understandingly. "Yeah, but it'll all work out. Percy's going to have to give in eventually, and you know that Penny's going to work her charm sooner or later," he said wisely. "And when she does," Fred said, thinking on his feet, "we'll be ready for them!"