A/N- I'M BACK! FINALLY! I MISSED IT! Sorry it took me so long. Actually it was just over a week, but still. I'm back now, and I'll try to update like crazy! BTW, if you are a Lucius and Cho fan, they are soon to come, just hold on for this li'l interlude. And since that's what it is, I apologize for the shortness of the chapter. And now, on to the story.

George looked at Ron, surprised. He would have thought his little brother would be more likely to pick Hermione or Harry than him. And frankly, he didn't like the way Ron was looking at him, like he had just swallowed a Canary Cream and stayed feather-free. But it was Truth or Dare, after all, and he had no choice but to pick one or the other. Besides, he had a reputation to uphold!

"Alright Ron, if you insist," he said easily, "I pick Dare." Ron looked a little taken aback, as if he had thought that he would refuse. But then his eyes lit up, and he got a great idea. "Fred, come 'ere, tell me if this sounds good," he said, motioning for Fred to come over. He whispered his idea to Fred, who fell over to the floor laughing. "Uh-oh," George said, but he wasn't all that worried.

"Ron, that's the best idea you've ever had! There's still hope for you!" Fred grinned, walking back to his seat. Ron smiled. "Okay George. I Dare you to give your own version of the "Birds and the Bees" talk to Oliver and Katie. If you laugh, you have to kiss a person of my choice. Now let's go!" he said excitedly.

George hadn't even started talking yet, and he already looked like he was having a really hard time not laughing. "Oliver, Katie, come over here. I have a really important talk I need to have with you," George said seriously. Oliver and Katie walked over to him, sniggering. "Yes George?" they asked innocently.

"Okay. Let's talk about Quidditch," he said, the edges of his mouth turning up. Katie's eyes widened, and Oliver started laughing. "Enlighten us!" he said, acting excited. George smiled as much as he figured he would be allowed without having to kiss a person that Ron chose, and began his talk.

"Okay," he said, willing himself not to laugh, "Guys are like a Chaser on one team, right? And girls are like the Keeper of the other team. Only not Slytherin. Probably Gryffindor and Hufflepuff, because we're all friends.

Now, the Chasers are always trying to get the Quaffle through the other team's hoops. And this takes a lot of skill, believe it or not. It's hard to aim right. And of course, the other team's Keeper would get mad if you knocked to Quaffle into the side of the goal, or hit them in the face with the ball. That would hurt, and that would be bad, because then the Chaser might get banned from the team, which would be no fun.

Now most of the time, while the Chaser is trying as hard as he can to score with the Quaffle, the Keeper is trying to block the ball. That's because allowing a lot of Chasers to score would give the Keeper a bad reputation on the pitch.

But there are certain Chasers that the Keeper might let score, because they, um, like each other. And this would only be appropriate at certain times. For example, if you just scored for a different team and got in trouble, you shouldn't attempt it right away. But if the time is right, you can try to get the Quaffle through the hoops. And if it really is the right time, then the Keeper just might let you.

But it's important to wait for the right Chaser or Keeper. Otherwise, the Quaffle might not go straight through the hoops. But if you find the right Chaser or Keeper and it still doesn't, then, well, you can put a certain charm on it- to make it work better. So that's that! Have fun playing Quidditch, you two!"

He stopped talking, and everyone started cracking up. Ron and Fred were both dying of laughter. Oliver and Katie were crying from laughing so hard. Even Draco was having trouble stopping laughing. "Ron, can I please laugh now?" George asked, still keeping a straight face. Ron nodded, because he was laughing to hard to say a word.

"That was the best Dare ever!" Sirius said grinning, "George, I couldn't have done better myself!" George, still sniggering, thanked him very much. "Now I get to do someone, right?" he asked excitedly. Draco sniggered. "Honestly, Weasley, and after you just gave that lecture, too?! I'm surprised at you," he said, sneering.

George rolled his eyes. "That's great Malfoy, thanks a bunch. Alright. So, Pansy Parkinson, Truth or Dare?" he asked, smirking at her. She wrinkled her nose. The only reason she was playing this game was to have Ron be embarrassed and to be around Draco. She really hadn't been planning on being chosen.

"I guess I'll take Dare," she said, a little nervous in spite of herself. George Weasley might have no shame, but she actually did, as hard as that might be to believe. George grinned. "Alright Pansy. This is going to be a little two-part Dare. First you do the first part, and then I'll tell you the second part," he said sneakily.

Conjuring up a stuffed teddy bear from thin air, he said, "For part one, all you have to do is snog the teddy bear however you want for at least two minutes. I'm going to watch you closely, starting- now!"

He handed her the teddy bear, and she started to snog him. Everyone who had been cracking up at George was now laughing at Pansy. She was making a real show of it, as though he was a real person. She started off with a typical snog, and then started kissing him all over the place.

It went on for over two minutes. She kept thinking of more unusual ways to snog the teddy bear (nothing totally sick though). Finally, George called, "Stop!" She handed him the teddy bear, and sat back, able to make fun of herself. There was nothing for her to be embarrassed about. She had expected something much more awkward from a Weasley twin. She had forgotten that there was going to be a part two.

"Well Pansy, I bet you had fun with that. I know we all enjoyed watching you," George sniggered, "but your Dare isn't over yet. You now have to snog Draco exactly the same way."

Pansy gasped, and Draco flushed pink. "Weasley!" he said, unable to think of anything to say. Lucius, meanwhile, was looking murderously at George. "Alright Pansy, we're waiting," George said, unable to hold back a laugh.

Draco had no choice but to walk over to Pansy. Hermione also moved a little bit closer, so that they wouldn't break the five foot rule. Pansy was now blushing furiously, and Ron, who had known the only two reasons she had wanted to play Truth or Dare, was laughing, happy that her plan had backfired.

After another prompt from George, Pansy started to snog Draco. He returned the snog, of course. In fact, as she continued, he looked like he was really enjoying himself. This was much better than watching that stupid teddy bear get all the action, in his opinion. The only problem he had with it was that a whole lot of people, including his parents, were watching him.

And both Lucius and Cissa looked disgusted that it was their son in the Dare getting what was probably the snog of his life. "This is so completely humiliating," Cissa whispered to Lupin. He tried to look serious and sorry for her, but he just had to laugh, which earned him a slap.

"Ow!" he said quietly, rubbing his cheek. Sirius, who was sitting right near them, looked over and sniggered. "Slap her back!" he grinned, causing Cissa to reach over and yank his ponytail. "Ow! You're violent!" Sirius said, attempting to fix his hair.

Finally, George yelled, "That's enough!" and they broke apart. Draco walked back to his seat, and Pansy sat back in hers. They were both out of breath. "That was a great show, guys," George said happily, noting the looks on everyone's faces. "Thanks a bunch," Pansy said sarcastically, arching an eyebrow at him.

"Well, it's your turn to Truth or Dare someone," Lupin said between sniggers. Pansy nodded. She hadn't forgotten. "Hmm. Parvati Patil, Truth or Dare?" she asked. Parvati smiled, which really annoyed Pansy, who was hoping that she was going to be annoyed. Of course, she wasn't smiling because she was going to have to do Pansy's Dare. She was smiling because now she was going to get to Dare Cho. But Pansy didn't know that.

"I'd like Dare," Parvati said bravely. Pansy frowned. "Fine. This is going to be good though. I Dare you to French kiss Sirius's belly button!" she said, laughing. Sirius's eyes widened, but he didn't look worried. Parvati started giggling uncontrollably. "Are you serious?" she asked, raising an eyebrow. Pansy nodded, trying to keep a straight face.

"Sirius, you're going to need to take your shirt off for this," Pansy said, smirking. Sirius smiled easily, took his shirt off, and handed it to Lupin, who was sitting next to him. "Alright Parvati, let's go," Pansy sneered.

Blushing slightly, Parvati leaned over to Sirius. "Here goes nothing," she said, grinning as she started to snog his belly button. Sirius started laughing halfway through. "It tickles!" he said, pretending to squeal. Lupin tried to stifle his laughter into Sirius's shirt, and everyone else wasn't even bothering to hide it.

After another minute, Parvati sat back up and promptly fell over laughing. "That was the weirdest Dare I've ever done," she said truthfully, "Wasn't it weird, Sirius?" Sirius shrugged, laughing as he put his shirt back on. "It was totally weird," he said, grinning, "but I can't say I didn't enjoy it!"

"Anyway," he continued pointedly, "I guess it's your turn to Dare somebody, Parvati." Parvati nodded, remembering her duties. "Hey Cho, Truth or Dare?" she asked, smiling.