A/N- Finally, the Lucius/Cho chapter is here! Yay! Only, it's kinda odd, ya know, so please don't flame me if you don't like it, k? Thanks a bunch! R/R! Oh, thank you so much for the reviews, they were really great. I'll try to keep updating as fast as I can. If you have anything in particular you want to happen, feel free to review it to me!

Cho grinned at Parvati, who winked back. Lucius was finally perking up after watching his son act like an idiot in front of everyone twice. And Sirius was cracking up for what everyone except Cho, Lucius, and Parvati thought was no good reason.

"I'll take Dare, please," Cho said without hesitation. Parvati smiled. She remembered everything Cho had told her. "Okay Cho. I Dare you to make a human ice cream sundae out of Lucius--- and then eat it off!" she squealed, as though she had just come up with the most brilliant idea ever.

Cho gasped, pretending to look shocked. "Parvati, that's crazy!" she said, laughing, "Are you serious?" Parvati nodded with a glint in her eye. "Cho, why don't you go get the ingredients?" she suggested, nodding toward the door. Cho smiled as she got up to get the ingredients from the barrel in the Great Hall where she and Lucius had stashed them.

"Parvati, you cannot be serious," Draco tried to reason with her, "that's completely ridiculous!" Parvati just beamed. "Don't worry Draco, there's no way your father would ever let that silly little girl do something like that to him," Cissa smirked, more talking to Lucius than Draco.

Draco shook his head, thinking that his mum didn't know his dad all that well if she thought that he was going to refuse to take part in this Dare. And he was right. "You have to be kidding me, Cissa," Lucius said sneeringly, "If neither one of us are any threat, than it shouldn't bother you if we go through with this."

Cissa frowned. "You know, he has you caught," Lupin said, adding his two pence. "Nobody asked your opinion, Remus," Cissa said, but she was no longer the cool, calm, collected person of five minutes ago. Lupin shrugged, but didn't say anything else. He didn't want to push his luck.

A minute later, Cho returned, carrying the whipped cream, chocolate sauce, cherries, and half a container of strawberry ice cream. "The bananas got smashed, and half the ice cream melted," Cho explained to Parvati, "but I figured it would still work." Parvati nodded. It really didn't matter to her what they used, as long as Cho got to do her Dare.

"Alright, we have all the ingredients," Parvati said, "So Lucius, come on over here to the middle of the circle, give your shirt to someone else to hold, and lay down." Lucius walked over, Cho following behind. In the middle of the circle made by all the people playing, Lucius took off the shirt that he had spent forever picking out. "Sev, hold this!" he called, tossing the shirt to Snape, who missed it.

"Here you go," Ally said, handing him the shirt. Snape took it, and didn't say anything for a second. He just sat there. "You're welcome," she giggled, touching his shoulder. Instead of saying "thank you" like any typical person would, Snape said, "Damn." Laughing, Ally leaned back against the couch to watch Cho's Dare take place, and after a second, Snape did the same.

Once Lucius had lain down in the middle of the circle, Parvati nodded to Cho, who sat down next to him and started to make an ice cream sundae. Stupidly, Lucius had forgotten to get an ice cream scoop when he was down in the kitchens, and so Cho had to use her hands to scoop out the strawberry ice cream.

"Damn, I love strawberry ice cream!" Lucius said, eyeing the container excitedly. Without missing a beat, Cho took a little bit of the remaining strawberry ice cream out of the container and put it in Lucius' mouth. He grinned, trying to catch a glimpse of Cissa's face. Unfortunately, from his place on the floor, he couldn't see it. However, from the happy look on Cho's face, he knew their plan was working well already.

Once Cho had used up the rest of the container, she shook up the can of whipped cream and took off the top. She had a lot of fun squirting it all over Lucius' stomach. Once she had covered most of it, she stopped with that, and moved on to the chocolate sauce, which she used up at least half the full bottle of.

Finally, all that was left were the cherries. "I love cherries," Cho said, tipping her head back and eating one herself. "Me too," Lucius said in surprise, ogling her. "I absolutely cannot stand cherries," Cissa snapped suddenly, making Lupin, who had been watching quietly, jump.

Cho made a heart shape on top of the sundae using about six cherries. "There, I'm all done," she said, placing the cherry jar aside and attempting to dust off her hands. "I wouldn't bother, Cho, you still have to eat it off," Parvati laughed.

Pausing and licking her lips before she ate her dessert, Cho looked around the room. Fred, George, Sirius, and Remmie were dying of laughter. Ally was giggling, and Snape was staring at her. Draco, of course, was looking seriously disgusted. And Cissa was looking very threatened.

"Well, go ahead! Your dessert waits," Parvati said, smiling. Cho nodded, and leaned down over her "sundae". Lucius lay back and relaxed, *really* enjoying himself as Cho ate off the cherries first. Then, moving on, she licked of all the chocolate sauce, which was harder than you'd think, because chocolate sauce is sticky.

All Cho had to do was breathe in, and she was able to suck the whipped cream off. "Mmm," she said, making sure Cissa could see her lick her lips again. "Mmm," Lucius said, causing Cissa to glare at him, although from his place, he couldn't see it. Finally, all that remained was the strawberry ice cream, which Cho licked off as slowly as possible.

When she was finished, Parvati clapped for her. A lot of other people joined in clapping too. Among the few that didn't applaud were Draco, and, of course, Cissa. "That was the greatest!" Sirius choked out between laughs, "I've never look at an ice cream sundae the same way!"

"Neither will I," Cissa said, frowning angrily. "Neither will I," Draco said, looking sick. Hermione looked haughtily at him. "You know you had this coming, Malfoy," she said, a sneer playing the corners of her lips. Draco, who was too humiliated to retort, gave her an evil glare.

"That was the best ice cream sundae I've ever been part of," Lucius drawled, looking pointedly at Cissa, who looked back at him, pouting. She had never been more shocked in her life. After thinking for so long that Lucius was no threat, she couldn't believe what had just happened.

Worst of all, she knew it wouldn't have happened if she hadn't been so sure of herself. As soon as the game was over, she was really going to have to talk to him. Not that she was going to apologize- her pride wouldn't allow that. But there were a few things they both needed to clear up.

"I think it's your turn to Dare someone, Cho. Can I make a suggestion? Wait, first can I have my shirt back, Sev?" Lucius asked. Snape threw Lucius back his shirt, and he put it on. Surprisingly, there wasn't much of the sticky sundae left on him. Cho had done a pretty good job getting it all off. Once it was on, Cho leaned over to him, and he whispered his Truth or Dare suggestion in her ear. "That's the best idea!" she squealed, looking around the room.

Everyone stared at her, wondering who she would pick, and hoping their Dare wouldn't be as embarrassing as hers was. "Professor Snape, Truth or Dare?" Cho asked eagerly, laughing as she saw him flush and look nervously around.

Sevvie grit his teeth. He had known playing Truth or Dare would be a bad idea. Honestly, he was surprised he had gotten away without being picked for so long. He would have thought Harry, Ron, Hermione, or any one of the Gryffindors he taught would pick him as revenge.

Then again, he should have guessed that it would be Lucius's brilliant idea to pick him. But now he was stuck. He could pick Truth or he could pick Dare, but he had to pick one, and he knew whatever he chose, Lucius would give Cho one of his signature evil ideas. So, knowing he was dead meat either way, he went with the more traditional one, at least according to this game. "Dare," he sighed, looking angrily at Lucius.

Lucius grinned, and whispered something to Cho, which made Sevvie even more anxious. "Okay Professor Snape, this is your Dare," Cho said, acting innocent, "I Dare you to feed three grapes that I will conjure to Professor Sinistra. The catch is, you can't use your hands, and she can't use her hands to help you."

"You're kidding. You are absolutely kidding me. Damn you, Lucius Malfoy," Sevvie said as he and Ally walked to the center of the circle, where they sit down. Cho put three grapes on the floor next to them. "Let's see you pull it off," Lucius drawled, "good luck!"

"You are absolutely not using your feet to feed me grapes, just so you know," Ally laughed as Snape's hand moved toward his shoes. He crossed his arms and scowled at her. "Then what do you expect me to use?" he asked edgily, apparently stumped. She thought a second. "Well I don't think you really have any other option but to use your lips," she said shyly, causing Sirius to collapse into laughter again.

"Shut the hell up, Black," Sevvie said, but that only made him laugh harder, and this time, Fred and George joined in. "We're waiting, Professor," Cho said calmly. He rolled his eyes, and bent his head down to the floor, picking up the first grape with his lips. Slowly, he moved his head over to Ally's and she made as if to kiss him, taking the grape from him instead.

"That worked well," she said after eating grape #1, "One down, two to go." Blushing, Sevvie bent down to pick up the second grape. This one too went off without a hitch. "This is too easy," he said self-satisfiedly, looking pointedly at both Lucius and Sirius. "You still have one grape left," Sirius laughed, "Let's see if this one goes as well!"

Figuring that no problems would arise, Snape bent down, picked up the third grape with his lips, and leaned toward Ally. Before she could take it, though, it slipped out of his mouth and onto the floor. "Let me try this again," he said, and as Ally giggled quietly, he picked up the grape again, and tried to give it to her. Halfway to her lips, it fell out of his mouth again, as if by magic. This time, though, it didn't land on the floor.

It rolled down her neck, stopping right where, if it had moved another centimeter, it would have rolled into her shirt. Magically, it stopped stock still right before it did. In fact, Sevvie thought, a little too magically. Looking around, he noticed Sirius Black laughing even harder than he had been before, and his hand was holding something in his front pocket.

"What's that in your pocket you're holding, Black?" Snape asked, eyeing him suspiciously. Sirius grinned innocently. "Nothing I want to tell you about," he said simply as Remmie conjured halos over both their heads. "Let it go, Sev, just feed Ally the grape and get it done," Lucius said impatiently.

Shaking his head at Sirius's immaturity, but deciding to give him the benefit of the doubt for now, he bent down very slowly to retrieve the grape. Just as his lips reached it, it shot up into the air, and he wound up kissing Ally right where the grape had been a second ago. "That was nice," she whispered sincerely, making his face go even redder.

"Sirius Black, you put that bloody grape back on the ground this second," Snape snapped, eyes flashing. "Don't get your undies in a bunch, Sevvie, I was just kidding," Sirius said, and Lupin put halos over their heads again. Another glare from Snape, however, was all it took for Sirius to put the third grape back down on the ground where it had started.

Sevvie bent down to pick it up. Once it was secure in between his lips, he passed it to Ally who took it. She must have swallowed it whole, because he hadn't even had time to move away when she started to snog him. After a second, they broke apart to scattered applause and laughter.

Snape looked around, trying to catch any student who had laughed. He wanted to make sure to remember to dock points from their houses later on. And he would definitely be taking fifty from Ravenclaw for Cho Chang's stupidity in listening to Lucius. Now though, he had to figure out who to Dare.