Chapter 2 – Just a Little Favor
With a large amount of food in tow, Esaax scanned the cafeteria for the mystery visitor but found no sign of him. So he opted to stop at a table, set his tray down, and let this friend—whoever he was—come to him.
Before long, he spotted an arbok entering the room, at which his mouth fell open in surprise. Is that… he wondered—only to realize just as quickly that yes, his visitor was exactly who he appeared to be. For the first time that day, Esaax smiled.
The arbok had noticed Esaax in the same instant and rushed to greet him without hesitation, failing to notice both the skiploom he ran over in the process and the sound of her squeaky voice cursing him out immediately afterward.
"Syr? What in the world are you doing way out here?" Esaax rose and gave his old friend a massive hug as the arbok came to a stop beside the table. A bowl of oatmeal seemed to fall out of thin air, spilling all over Syr's chest. Esaax had been balancing it on his head and had forgotten about it. "Oops…"
"That's okay," Syr said through gritted teeth, shaking off the hot oatmeal (which thankfully didn't land on anyone else).
"Man, I haven't seen you in years," Esaax said before taking his seat once more and devouring an entire watmel berry in one bite. "Thought I'd never see you again—what are you even doing all the way out here?" he asked again.
"I live here now," the arbok replied. "I found a pretty decent place. In fact, you can stay there for a while if you'd like. Would you?"
"Don't really have anywhere else to go, so yeah, sure. Hey, I'll even move in with you. Wouldn't want you to be all alone, after all…"
"But I'm not alone. I adopted a son."
Somehow Esaax hadn't seen that one coming. He nearly choked on a brownie. "Okay… so I'm gonna be sharing a house with a giant, venomous serpent and his bitey little snakeling?" he joked.
Syr gave him an odd look. "He's not a snakeling, he's a snorunt. His name is Jeneth, but we just call him Jen. And yes, he knows bite, but he doesn't just randomly use that on people."
"Snorunt? This is the wrong climate for those."
"Tell his kind that. Supposedly, a bunch of glalie decided to settle in these parts, though I can't imagine why they would've wanted to, and most of the people I know say that they've seen at least one around, too." He shuddered. "Brrr. I get the creeps just thinking about them…"
"Huh. So where is he?"
"Waiting in the car."
"You left a baby outside in a car?"
"He's not a baby. He's a young man," Syr said.
"Whatever. You still shouldn't have left an ice-type out there under the sun."
"He's in the shade, Esaax. It's his car; he drives it, and he gets to decide where to park it."
A snorunt driving a car. No, nothing funny about that image… With a faint snicker, Esaax turned away from the topic of Jen and back to his gluttony.
"You still haven't explained how someone your size could possibly need to eat a third of his own weight every day," Syr teased.
"You still haven't explained how someone your size can only need to eat once a month," Esaax retorted. "But who cares? What I really wanna know about is—" Esaax saw Teresa heading their way. "Whoops, looks like we'll have to talk about it later." He shoved the remainder of his breakfast down his throat at once and waved at the chansey.
"What's going on?" Syr asked.
"RE test. It's just this exercise to make sure that some of my more… uh, complicated systems are working all right. They might let you watch if you want."
"You can do more than just watch," said a voice from beside Syr.
Syr hadn't bothered to look and see whom Esaax had waved at; as such, Teresa's unexpected voice nearly scared him right out of his skin. "Waaugh!" he shouted.
"Daria could seriously use a break," Teresa told Esaax, unfazed by the arbok's outburst. "You could participate in her place," she then added to Syr.
Syr gained a somewhat worried expression, still unsure what the chansey and wobbuffet were actually talking about, let alone if it was anything he should want to have any part of.
"It's pretty easy," Esaax said. "And it doesn't take long." He hoped Syr would agree to help out. Otherwise there was no telling who might end up substituting for Daria instead.
If there was any chance Madeline might get called in…
Syr sighed. "Well…"
- o -
Next thing Syr knew, they'd brought him into a very large and entirely empty room. It didn't look at all equipped for any sort of medical testing. "I still don't get it," he admitted to Teresa. "What are we going to be doing here, exactly?"
"We need to make sure his retaliatory abilities are in good shape. To do this, they must be triggered. That's where you'll come in," the chansey said.
Syr blinked nervously, nearly certain now that he knew what was being asked of him and hoping he was wrong. Reluctantly, he reached for confirmation. "Esaax, what do I have to do to trigger these… abilities?"
"Attack me."
"Oh no." The arbok looked to Teresa with a hint of desperation in his eyes. "…Are sure there's no one else who could do this?"
Teresa sighed. "I'm afraid not," she told him. She then ushered Syr aside, motioning for him to lean in toward her. "It will smart, yes," she said, her voice lowered. "But it's crucial that we do this. It's to make sure his tail's all right. He's sustained some kind of trauma to it before, and very serious complications can arise from a tail injury in his species—and already have, in his case. We do not want him going into crisis again… do you know what that is?"
Syr shook his head.
"Autoempathic crisis is a vicious cycle caused by damage to a wobbuffet's tail—or more specifically, to the pseudobrain in the tail, which is the source of their ability to use retaliatory attacks," Teresa began to explain. "In crisis, the pseudobrain fails to distinguish pain with an internal cause from pain caused by an attacking enemy. It retaliates, involuntarily, by inflicting twice the pain on its source as usual—but with the source being the wobbuffet itself, it only creates a new, greater pain that it must also counter. The cycle continues repeating, doubling the pain again and again, until the agony reaches a level that the wobbuffet's body just can't bear any longer.
"I was there when he suffered his last crisis—it was awful. The convulsions, the screaming… God, how he screamed…" she whispered, sounding lost in the memory for a moment. "He was almost too far gone by the time we managed to stabilize him, and the dosage of painkillers it took to break the cycle nearly killed him in and of itself."
"My God…" Syr said almost voicelessly, both amazed and alarmed. "You know… just for the record, I think the 'trauma' to his tail you mentioned was someone stepping on it," he said, not naming that someone out of respect for the dearly departed. "More than once. Accidentally," he added quickly.
"Yikes," Teresa said, grimacing. "Well, anyway… the damage to his RE centers can never be fully repaired. He'll never be entirely out of the woods. We may be forced to… well, to remove his tail if it gets out of hand again. So hopefully you see why it's important that we're made aware of any continuing problems he might have—we need to be able to take care of them before they get a chance to blow up in his face again. Will you help us?"
"Of course," Syr said. "Still, I don't really want to hurt him too much…"
"Just one acid and one bite," Teresa said. "One special attack and one physical attack so we can gauge both responses."
"You're not testing his destiny bond?"
"Luckily for both of you, no."
"Okay… okay, I can do that." Syr turned toward Esaax and slithered somewhat closer to him, still nervous but knowing that he had to go through with this for Esaax's sake. He called upon his acid technique, trying to keep it relatively weak so as not to hurt his friend—and by extension, himself—more than was necessary. The acid swiftly filled his mouth, and he spat it in a forceful spray toward Esaax.
Esaax was ready. His tail rose, its oculons collecting a broad spectrum of data about his opponent and any incoming attacks. Focusing hard, he opened the pathways to his retaliatory empathy centers. Doing this so consciously and deliberately was difficult for any wobbuffet, but years of practice had finally allowed him to master this ability. A bright pink aura flared around him as the acid hit its mark and seared the skin of his left arm, sending an amplified echo of the pain that the poison-type attack had caused back unto the arbok.
Syr shouted in pain and recoiled, surprised by the force of Esaax's mirror coat—it seemed he hadn't weakened his acid attack as much as he'd intended. "Sorry…" he said, at which Esaax made a dismissive gesture despite the pain in his expression.
"Very good," Teresa said to Esaax. "Now this time, try to suppress it. Hit him a little harder, Syr," she added, earning a rather uneasy look from the arbok.
This time, Esaax braced himself. His efforts to develop his abilities had enhanced them to a point where it took very little to set them off. As he took Syr's second acid attack in the other arm, he had to fight hard to suppress his body's urge to retaliate. Luckily for Syr, Esaax succeeded.
"Excellent! Syr, change attacks," Teresa commanded.
Syr lunged forward in a bite attack, his fangs taking on the violet-black glow of dark-type energy as they connected with Esaax's side—but he made a very conscious effort not to let them sink in too deeply. An orange flash heralded what was nonetheless a very strong counter attack, and the arbok was sent reeling back with a cry.
"What the…" Syr's voice faltered as he struggled somewhat to pick himself back up off of the ground, panting slightly. "I'm holding back. I swear I'm holding back."
"I'm sure you are, but you're still hittting a psychic pokémon with a dark attack," Teresa said. "Now bite him again."
Syr opened his mouth… but then closed it. His brows were drawn together with worry.
"He'll suppress it this time. You ought to be fine," Teresa assured him.
Syr hesitated for another moment, then gave a quick nod and approached the wobbuffet again. He stopped in front of him, then gave one of his hands a very weak little nibble, with a negligible amount of dark energy accompanying the attack.
"You'll have to do better than that," Esaax said.
Syr bit him harder. Barely harder.
"That one didn't really count, either."
"Do it, Syr," Teresa said rather sternly.
"Okay, okay!" In his haste, Syr's jaws snapped shut on their target with full force. Esaax cried out, and the sound echoed in the room for several seconds. The arbok quickly let go of him and cringed, but there was no orange flash and no painful retaliation.
There was, however, an irregular semicircle of deep punctures around Esaax's chest and left shoulder. The wobbuffet panted as he stared, quite astonished, at the wounds. Syr stared at the damage as well, looking equally surprised and deeply apologetic.
Teresa managed a proud smile at Esaax. "Congratulations," she said. "If your tail can resist that, it can probably resist anything." Her frown swiftly returned as she watched the rivulets of cobalt-colored blood now seeping from Esaax's wounds. "Looks like your prize for passing the test is going to be a healthy dose of hyper potion…"
