dISCLAIMER- I DON'T OWN HARRY POTTER! SORRY IT TOOK FOREVER TO UPDATE. MY EXCUSE...mY dOG ATE IT AND MY LEG HURT!
Chapter 4 of Insane!
'Please don't let them eat me. Oh Merlin what if they eat me or make me drink the punch or tie me to a pole like the other guys.What if they make me put on those weird little acrobatic outfits, wait no one's wearing them anymore. On second thought where is everyone' These thoughts and many more flowed through Harry Potter's head as he was carried down the corridor to his doom. He realized besides his carriers and the few kids tied to poles there was no one else in the hallway. As he was carried down further through the halls he realized they were headed toward the great hall.
As the group headed toward the doors leading into the great hall two second years greeted them in cheerleading outfits and neon green pom-poms.They started jumping up and down squealing like two pigs on helium when Harry was carried by. Suddenly the doors flew open and Harry was greeted by a burst of noise.
Everyone seemed to be on top of the tables and screaming while chugging down more of the periwinkle punch. Harry was let down on a huge white pillow the size of a baby elephant. The pillow was on top of the teachers table so he was facing the entire group. He noticed all the teachers smiling at him through the windows all still dressed in their rabbit suits.
He looked behind him and Ginny standing there looking quite normal. She was wearing a pair of jeans and a green peasant top. She had no gun but was holding a staff with a phoenix carved on top of it. 'Well, At least it isn't a gun.' As he thought this flames shot out of the phoenix's mouth. ' Oh great a flame-thrower' Harry backed away from Ginny still sitting on the pillow. Ginny looked down at Harry and smiled at him and fell on to the pillow next to him. She laid her head on his shoulder clutching the flame-thrower to her heart and smiling up at Harry as he smiled a bit nervously back down at her.
"Harry! They're coming!" Ginny whispered
"What" Harry asked "Who's coming?" Now Harry was scared!
"Surely you know, Harry" Ginny was now bouncing in anticipation."Watch" she pointed towards the side door where he went threw during the triwizard tournament.
Dean Thomas was standing by the door holding a giant trumpet and wearing what looked like some purple poofy pants and purple vest and a purple hat with a pink flower in it. He picked up the trumpet and blew into and everyone got very silent.
"I announce the...uh..." He looked down at his hands, silently read something something and then looked back up smiling. "The Hogwarts River Dancers". A loud burst of river dance music came from nowhere and the doors flew open and in came the river dancers dancing between the table. They where all wearing purple and all the boys had smiles to rival Lockhart and all the girls had mounds of curly hair on their head. The feet where all in perfect rhythm and everyone was clapping. Ginny was bouncing up and down next to Harry, clapping her hands.
"NOW" All the noise including the dancers stopped instantly. "I introduce the LORD OF THE DANCE" Harry looked at the door expecting to see Michael Flatley appear but standing there was none other then Ronald Weasley. He taped his foot once then again and the he kicked higher then anyone should be allowed and danced out into the front of the dancers and once again everyone went into perfect rhythm with a few amazing solos done by Ron.
"AND NOW" everyone stopped except Ron who was doing a furiously fast move with his feet not even looking at the door where everyone else was staring. " The Lady of the Dance" Harry watched in complete shock as Hermione came dancing out into the hall, her hair in huge curls. Ron stopped dancing and was watching Hermione with much interest. She started dancing circles around Ron she stopped after a minute and challenged Ron. He gladly accepted and both of them went into a heated dance off.
Harry was to mesmerized by the feet and limbs flying about that he didn't notice the students start to collapse around the great hall. It wasn't until Ginny fell into his lap that he noticed only Ron, Hermione, and him were the only ones not unconscious. He looked at Ron and Hermione and watched them fall to the ground. He ran up to them and looked down at their sleeping bodies. His watched beeped and he knew it had been 48 hours.
He watched as the entire room started getting up and looked down at their outfit. Everyone seemed to have perfect knowledge of what happened and they all seemed pretty embarrassed. Ginny came up behind Harry and placed a hand on his shoulder.
"Sorry about the spear Harry" she mumbled. He smiled just glad to have her back and put an arm around her shoulders and pulled her next to him. She smiled a bit and flipped on the flame-thrower smiling at the flames. Harry looked down at Ron and Hermione as they came out of sleep. They both looked shocked at their outfit but as the past days memories came flooding back they looked at each other and smiled. Ron grabbed Hermione's hand and she laid her head on his shoulder. At least now they didn't have to go through the awkward 'I love you' thing, Harry thought to himself.
"Sorry about everything mate" Ron said to Harry.
"Harry, We had no control..." Hermione said. Harry put up a hand to stop her.
"It's okay, I know everything." Hermione and Ron sighed with relief and settled back into their little hug they were having."Hey, I never knew you two could dance like that": Harry laughed at Ron and Hermione as they blushed but still smiled.
Everyone who passed Harry mumbled an apology as they pasted him for trying to attack him.The four headed back to doors as they pasted the teachers trying to regain their composure and they were all out of the rabbit outfits except Dumbledore who was playing with his ears. "Lots of Fun, these rabbit suits. I think I'm gonna keep mine" Harry heard Dumbledore say to Hagrid!
Harry smiled to himself as they left the hall. He had Ginny Back. Ron and Hermione were together and all was right with Hogwarts. Now all he had to do was work out the Horcrux deal.
He missed the punch already!
ALL DONE FINALLY! i KNOW IT TOOKME FOREVER AND THE LAST CHAPTER YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE BUT I REALLY WANTED TO FINISH IT AND NOW I DID! I MIGHT REDO THE ENTIRE THING ANOTHER TIME BUT AT THE MOMENT I'M IN THE EARLY STAGES OF A SERIES. I HOPE Y'ALL LIKE THE STORY IT WAS MY FIRST BUT BETWEEN CHAPTERS I WROTE 6 MORE STORIES SO GIVE THOSE A LOOK PLEASE! HAVE A LOVELY MORNING NOON AND ETERNAL DARKNESS: ) :0 : )
