A/N- Sorry I forgot to answer your question before, Bronfelen. Yeah, most
of the time I am a Remus/Sirius shipper, lolz, but I don't know that's what
it'll be story. What do you (and anyone else who read this) think? Should I
end them up together? Or with other people? Lemme know! R/R!
A/N- Again, sorry for the wait. School is not fun. Well, not the work, which is taking up all my time and making me have to take so long to update. Anyway, R/R! If you also read When Canon Met Fanon, that chapter should be up soon. (Déjà vu, right?) lol.
"What do you mean, I can be a part of it?" Remmie asked, looking with confusion at Cissa, who had a glint in her eye. Sirius, Parvati, Sevvie, and Ally all turned curiously to Cissa, to see what she would say. "You'll see what I mean," she said evasively, "Let me give everyone else their parts first."
Remmie's eyes darted from person to person as she whispered different things in their ears. Sevvie's job was to stand next to the champagne and wait for the signal from Cissa. Cissa told Ally that when she gave the signal, she would add the Veritaserum to the champagne.
"What can I do?" Parvati asked, figuring that if she had risked detention for Cissa, she should at least get to take part. Cissa thought for a second. "You can guard the door to make sure that Cho and Lucius don't leave, and that no one comes in," she said contemplatively.
"What about me?" Sirius whined. Cissa shook her head. Sirius was supposed to be completely sober right now, but he was still as annoying as if he was drunk. He was more annoying, in fact, because now he didn't have an excuse. "You, Sirius, can do just about whatever you want. Just do what you see fit to do," Cissa said cautiously.
Sirius grinned. Doing whatever he wanted was the perfect job for him. "Care to tell me what I'll be doing now?" Remmie asked after Cissa had finished assigning everyone else a job. Everyone looked inquiringly at her, waiting to see what she would answer.
"No," she said lightly, "you can just go along with whatever I do." Remmie looked at her warily. Leaving himself open to Cissa's every command wasn't exactly something he would typically do. But he did want to get back at Lucius for the Truth or Dare incident. And he thought it was only fair to help her, since it was partially his fault that she was in the situation.
"Fine, I'll do it," he said guardedly, still not sure what he was getting himself into. Cissa nodded, looking relieved. "Okay, does everyone know what they're doing?" she asked, sounding very official and organized. Sevvie, Ally, Parvati, and Sirius nodded. "Good," Cissa said seriously, "Everybody go to it. Lupin, you come with me."
Sevvie and Ally went to stand next to the champagne and Veritaserum until they were called for. Parvati walked over to the door to guard it. Sirius sat down on the floor to watch the action until he decided to participate. And Cissa grabbed Remmie's arm and pulled him over towards the bath were Cho and Lucius were sitting on bubbles.
"What are we doing?" Remmie whispered as they neared the side of the bath. Cissa shook her head. Obviously, she wasn't going to tell him, and he was going to have to improvise. When they were only about 4 feet away from where Lucius and Cho were sitting, the two of them really didn't have much choice but to look up at them.
Lucius just sat there, but Cho stared defiantly at Cissa. "Can we help you? We were sort of in the middle of something," she said, trying to sound superior and not really succeeding. Cissa sneered at her and Lucius. "I was just wondering, would you mind if we shared the bath with you? Since there's only the one and everything?" she asked smoothly.
Cho glared at her and Remmie, but Lucius agreed. "What do you want to use the bath for anyway? There's not much to do," he said, trying to convince them to change their minds. Remmie had no idea what to say, but Cissa was ready with an answer.
"We have just as much right to it as you do. It's none of your business what we want to do in it," she retorted. Lucius looked at her, taken aback. Cho was still glaring. But Cissa took no notice, and practically strutted into a dressing room. Remmie followed into the one next to hers.
When they both emerged, she was wearing a very tight skimpy black bikini, and he was wearing swim trunks similar to Lucius'. "Would you care to tell me what we're doing now?" Remmie hissed as they headed towards the bath again. Cissa shook her head, still keeping silent about it.
"You don't mind if we sit on these bubbles here next to you, do you?" she asked Cho and Lucius innocently. "Um-go ahead," Lucius said. He still hadn't gotten past the bikini she was wearing, and barely listened to what she was saying. "Thank you," she said sweetly, and lowered herself slowly into the pool onto a bubble that was practically right next to Lucius and Cho's bubbles.
Remmie followed her, still a little confused as to what they were doing. He sat down on the bubble next to hers, and looked around the bath. It was very nice, at least in his opinion. When he had been a prefect at Hogwarts, he had only used it a few times, but he would never forget them.
"Cissa what should I do now?" Remmie asked as quietly as he could. Luckily Lucius and Cho didn't hear anything. "Put your arm around me," she said, and then looked away as if she had never said a thing.
Rolling his eyes at the way she gave him no choice in the matter, he smiled as much as he could and put his arm around her. She flashed a smile at Lucius and Cho, who tried not to acknowledge what had just happened. Then she leaned her head on Remmie's shoulder, and he looked as happy as he could.
He caught Sirius' eye over in the corner, who mouthed "Ham it up like our kiss!" Catching himself before he could laugh, Remmie started playing with Cissa's silky blonde hair. She looked up at him as if she loved it.
Lucius noticed, and started playing with Cho's hair the same way Remmie was doing. Cho winked at Cissa spitefully. "It doesn't look like this is working very well," Remmie whispered to Cissa.
She shook his head like she didn't know what in the world he was talking about. "That feels so good," she said loudly, half-closing her eyes. Lucius grit his teeth, looking annoyed.
"It's working," she murmured to Remmie, "Go in for the kill!" He looked at her, a little confused. He couldn't imagine what she meant by the kill. Well, he could, but he didn't really think that that was what she had actually meant.
"Come on Lupin, you know what I mean!" she whispered, "Just do what you did to Sirius on the Dare! Please?" She looked so sincere when she said the last 'please' that Lupin, being such a nice person, decided he probably ought to appease her.
As if it was second nature to him, he leaned closer to her and they kissed. Noticing Lucius looking on in shock, Cissa kissed back so forcefully that Remmie almost fell off the bubble he was sitting on. They continued on and on to the point where it almost seemed like they would never stop.
Lucius just couldn't stop staring, much to Cho's displeasure. "Who cares about them?" she said loudly, resting her head on his shoulder. Cissa was still kissing Remmie, who was looking really taken aback. Finally, Sirius decided to make use of his privilege of being allowed to do whatever he wanted.
He walked over, laughing to himself at the ridiculousness of the situation. Leaning down by the side of the pool (A/N- Yes, he was still five feet away from Parvati), he tapped Remmie and Cissa on the head.
"What did you go and interrupt us for?" Cissa asked breathlessly, while trying not to laugh. Sirius grinned naughtily. "Sorry Cissa, but I thought you guys could use a little air. I was afraid one of you was going to pass out or something! Besides, I was worried that you were going to start attempting some underwater stunts not appropriate for Hogwarts students to view!" he sniggered.
Cissa rolled her eyes, and Cho glared at him, taking it as an offense to her maturity. But Remmie couldn't help himself, and he started cracking up, and then grabbed Sirius and pulled him into the pool.
"What was that for?" Sirius asked as he emerged from the water spluttering, "And I was still in my nice clothes! Now they're soaked!" Remmie was still laughing too hard to answer. Cho rolled her eyes. "They are all so immature, don't you think Lucius?" she said haughtily.
Lucius nodded, but his eyes were fixed on Cissa. Just then, in the middle of the commotion, they all heard Parvati starting to raise her voice. "What do you mean you want to come into the Prefects' Bathroom?" she asked irritably, "You're not even a Prefect! You're in fourth year!"
The voice on the other side of the door sounded very upset. "Come on, please open the door!" he whined, "Someone was supposed to tell me the password from inside! That's what Lavender Brown told me down in the Great Hall when I asked her where Harry was!"
Parvati kicked the door, annoyed. "You can't come in! Go back to the Great Hall!" she said in frustration, "Harry Potter isn't in here anyway!" The person on the other side of the door continued arguing with her, making it clear that he wasn't going to leave. Whoever it was also threatened to tell Professor Snape on them, which made Sevvie start laughing.
Finally, Parvati decided she had no choice. "Sorry everyone, I can't do anything else! I have to let him in!" she said apologetically. Then she opened the door, and the whiney, annoying, persistent person walked in.
"What's going on?" Colin Creevey asked in wonder, looking around. Parvati was holding her foot in her hand because she had hurt it kicking the door. Sevvie and Ally were leaning against the wall by the champagne, arms around each other.
Cho was glaring at Cissa, and Lucius was staring at her while glaring at Remmie. Remmie and Sirius were in the middle of trying to get Sirius onto a bubble from the water without one of his shoes falling off and sinking to the bottom of the pool.
"What the heck are you doing here?" Sirius asked Colin incredulously. Colin grinned eagerly. "Someone told me Harry was in here signing autographs!" he said with excitement.
"Wow, you have still got some serious issues," Sirius said, rolling his eyes. Colin shook his head as if Sirius had no idea what he was talking about. "Look, obsessive kid, we're kind of in the middle of something here," Cissa said exasperatedly, "You can stay if you really, really feel the need to, but you're going to have to sit down in the corner and be quiet."
Everyone thought that that would discourage Colin. It would have made most other people go away. But Colin was definitely not most other people. "Okay, cool!" Colin said, and he walked right over to the corner and sat down in it, ready to watch the action. After that, everyone basically forgot that he was even in the room.
"Remmie, pull harder, you're going to drown me!" Sirius whined. Remmie accommodated him. "Remus, forget him, you're supposed to be snogging me!" Cissa practically shouted. Everyone went quiet for a second.
It was almost as if one of them had cast a charm on everyone in the room that froze them and silenced them. But it was really just the shock of what she had said and how loud it had been. A few seconds later, the silence was broken, and everyone started yelling at each other.
"What are you doing? You just gave away our whole plan!" Remmie said, somewhat in shock that he had probably gone through all that for nothing. Cissa glared at him, and at everyone in general. "It's not my fault! It's your fault for getting paired with me!" she yelled, "and it's Lucius' fault for being so jealous!"
Lucius really flared up at this. "I was not jealous! I don't get jealous!" he said, running a hand through his hair. Cho continued to look daggers at Cissa. "What possible reason would Lucius have to be upset? He was paired with me, and that's twice as good as being paired with you!" she shouted to be heard above everyone else.
"What are you talking about? He's my husband! He likes me a million times better than he likes you!" Cissa retorted. "Why are you guys so obsessed!? We're talking about a man who wears a black bow in his hair! Who gives?" Sirius asked reasonably, starting to laugh.
Lucius gave him the signature Malfoy evil glare. "I give!" Cho and Cissa said at the same time. "He likes me better!" they said in unison again. "Just get over yourself you stuck-up jerk! It's obvious Lucius likes me better than you!" Cho shouted angrily, "You don't stand a chance any more! Give it up! Come on Lucius, let's go up to my dorm!"
The noise of everyone arguing was so loud that it was hard to hear what Lucius responded. "What did you say?" Cissa asked, putting a hand over both Sirius' and Remmie's mouths to stop them from talking. "I said, no, I won't. I think Cissa and I need to talk," Lucius repeated quietly.
"WHAT?!" Cho yelled, eyes flashing, "What do you mean, no you won't!? If you like her better than me, why don't you just say so!?" Cissa looked at Lucius intently, and Cho stared at him, daring him to do it.
"I like her better than you," he said, making both Cissa's and Cho's mouths drop open. "D@mnit!" she said, looking very upset, "&^%$ you Lucius Malfoy!" With that, she climbed out of the pool and strode quickly over to the door. "You can't go more than five feet away from your partner, so you're kind of stuck here!" Sirius yelled, sniggering.
Cho whipped around, looking fiercely at him. "The dance has got to be more than halfway over! I'm sure Professor Dumbledore has taken the spell off by now!" she said, and continued walking.
She had only gotten six feet away from Lucius when silver sparks erupted and she was jolted back to the side of the pool next to Lucius. "D@mn! The Headmaster hasn't taken the spell off yet! Stupid sock-loving old fool!" Cho yelled to no one in particular.
Recovering herself as quickly as she could, she walked hurriedly over to where Colin was sitting. "Did you see what happened?" she asked, sitting down next to him. Colin nodded, looking confused. "Don't you think Lucius is a b@$t@rd?" she asked again forcefully. Colin nodded again, not that he would do anything else.
"Good," Cho said, and with one last glare at Lucius, she turned away from him and began to snog Colin. Colin snogged her back. He didn't quite understand what had happened, but this had to be the next best thing to obsessing over Harry. He just could not believe his good luck.
A/N- Again, sorry for the wait. School is not fun. Well, not the work, which is taking up all my time and making me have to take so long to update. Anyway, R/R! If you also read When Canon Met Fanon, that chapter should be up soon. (Déjà vu, right?) lol.
"What do you mean, I can be a part of it?" Remmie asked, looking with confusion at Cissa, who had a glint in her eye. Sirius, Parvati, Sevvie, and Ally all turned curiously to Cissa, to see what she would say. "You'll see what I mean," she said evasively, "Let me give everyone else their parts first."
Remmie's eyes darted from person to person as she whispered different things in their ears. Sevvie's job was to stand next to the champagne and wait for the signal from Cissa. Cissa told Ally that when she gave the signal, she would add the Veritaserum to the champagne.
"What can I do?" Parvati asked, figuring that if she had risked detention for Cissa, she should at least get to take part. Cissa thought for a second. "You can guard the door to make sure that Cho and Lucius don't leave, and that no one comes in," she said contemplatively.
"What about me?" Sirius whined. Cissa shook her head. Sirius was supposed to be completely sober right now, but he was still as annoying as if he was drunk. He was more annoying, in fact, because now he didn't have an excuse. "You, Sirius, can do just about whatever you want. Just do what you see fit to do," Cissa said cautiously.
Sirius grinned. Doing whatever he wanted was the perfect job for him. "Care to tell me what I'll be doing now?" Remmie asked after Cissa had finished assigning everyone else a job. Everyone looked inquiringly at her, waiting to see what she would answer.
"No," she said lightly, "you can just go along with whatever I do." Remmie looked at her warily. Leaving himself open to Cissa's every command wasn't exactly something he would typically do. But he did want to get back at Lucius for the Truth or Dare incident. And he thought it was only fair to help her, since it was partially his fault that she was in the situation.
"Fine, I'll do it," he said guardedly, still not sure what he was getting himself into. Cissa nodded, looking relieved. "Okay, does everyone know what they're doing?" she asked, sounding very official and organized. Sevvie, Ally, Parvati, and Sirius nodded. "Good," Cissa said seriously, "Everybody go to it. Lupin, you come with me."
Sevvie and Ally went to stand next to the champagne and Veritaserum until they were called for. Parvati walked over to the door to guard it. Sirius sat down on the floor to watch the action until he decided to participate. And Cissa grabbed Remmie's arm and pulled him over towards the bath were Cho and Lucius were sitting on bubbles.
"What are we doing?" Remmie whispered as they neared the side of the bath. Cissa shook her head. Obviously, she wasn't going to tell him, and he was going to have to improvise. When they were only about 4 feet away from where Lucius and Cho were sitting, the two of them really didn't have much choice but to look up at them.
Lucius just sat there, but Cho stared defiantly at Cissa. "Can we help you? We were sort of in the middle of something," she said, trying to sound superior and not really succeeding. Cissa sneered at her and Lucius. "I was just wondering, would you mind if we shared the bath with you? Since there's only the one and everything?" she asked smoothly.
Cho glared at her and Remmie, but Lucius agreed. "What do you want to use the bath for anyway? There's not much to do," he said, trying to convince them to change their minds. Remmie had no idea what to say, but Cissa was ready with an answer.
"We have just as much right to it as you do. It's none of your business what we want to do in it," she retorted. Lucius looked at her, taken aback. Cho was still glaring. But Cissa took no notice, and practically strutted into a dressing room. Remmie followed into the one next to hers.
When they both emerged, she was wearing a very tight skimpy black bikini, and he was wearing swim trunks similar to Lucius'. "Would you care to tell me what we're doing now?" Remmie hissed as they headed towards the bath again. Cissa shook her head, still keeping silent about it.
"You don't mind if we sit on these bubbles here next to you, do you?" she asked Cho and Lucius innocently. "Um-go ahead," Lucius said. He still hadn't gotten past the bikini she was wearing, and barely listened to what she was saying. "Thank you," she said sweetly, and lowered herself slowly into the pool onto a bubble that was practically right next to Lucius and Cho's bubbles.
Remmie followed her, still a little confused as to what they were doing. He sat down on the bubble next to hers, and looked around the bath. It was very nice, at least in his opinion. When he had been a prefect at Hogwarts, he had only used it a few times, but he would never forget them.
"Cissa what should I do now?" Remmie asked as quietly as he could. Luckily Lucius and Cho didn't hear anything. "Put your arm around me," she said, and then looked away as if she had never said a thing.
Rolling his eyes at the way she gave him no choice in the matter, he smiled as much as he could and put his arm around her. She flashed a smile at Lucius and Cho, who tried not to acknowledge what had just happened. Then she leaned her head on Remmie's shoulder, and he looked as happy as he could.
He caught Sirius' eye over in the corner, who mouthed "Ham it up like our kiss!" Catching himself before he could laugh, Remmie started playing with Cissa's silky blonde hair. She looked up at him as if she loved it.
Lucius noticed, and started playing with Cho's hair the same way Remmie was doing. Cho winked at Cissa spitefully. "It doesn't look like this is working very well," Remmie whispered to Cissa.
She shook his head like she didn't know what in the world he was talking about. "That feels so good," she said loudly, half-closing her eyes. Lucius grit his teeth, looking annoyed.
"It's working," she murmured to Remmie, "Go in for the kill!" He looked at her, a little confused. He couldn't imagine what she meant by the kill. Well, he could, but he didn't really think that that was what she had actually meant.
"Come on Lupin, you know what I mean!" she whispered, "Just do what you did to Sirius on the Dare! Please?" She looked so sincere when she said the last 'please' that Lupin, being such a nice person, decided he probably ought to appease her.
As if it was second nature to him, he leaned closer to her and they kissed. Noticing Lucius looking on in shock, Cissa kissed back so forcefully that Remmie almost fell off the bubble he was sitting on. They continued on and on to the point where it almost seemed like they would never stop.
Lucius just couldn't stop staring, much to Cho's displeasure. "Who cares about them?" she said loudly, resting her head on his shoulder. Cissa was still kissing Remmie, who was looking really taken aback. Finally, Sirius decided to make use of his privilege of being allowed to do whatever he wanted.
He walked over, laughing to himself at the ridiculousness of the situation. Leaning down by the side of the pool (A/N- Yes, he was still five feet away from Parvati), he tapped Remmie and Cissa on the head.
"What did you go and interrupt us for?" Cissa asked breathlessly, while trying not to laugh. Sirius grinned naughtily. "Sorry Cissa, but I thought you guys could use a little air. I was afraid one of you was going to pass out or something! Besides, I was worried that you were going to start attempting some underwater stunts not appropriate for Hogwarts students to view!" he sniggered.
Cissa rolled her eyes, and Cho glared at him, taking it as an offense to her maturity. But Remmie couldn't help himself, and he started cracking up, and then grabbed Sirius and pulled him into the pool.
"What was that for?" Sirius asked as he emerged from the water spluttering, "And I was still in my nice clothes! Now they're soaked!" Remmie was still laughing too hard to answer. Cho rolled her eyes. "They are all so immature, don't you think Lucius?" she said haughtily.
Lucius nodded, but his eyes were fixed on Cissa. Just then, in the middle of the commotion, they all heard Parvati starting to raise her voice. "What do you mean you want to come into the Prefects' Bathroom?" she asked irritably, "You're not even a Prefect! You're in fourth year!"
The voice on the other side of the door sounded very upset. "Come on, please open the door!" he whined, "Someone was supposed to tell me the password from inside! That's what Lavender Brown told me down in the Great Hall when I asked her where Harry was!"
Parvati kicked the door, annoyed. "You can't come in! Go back to the Great Hall!" she said in frustration, "Harry Potter isn't in here anyway!" The person on the other side of the door continued arguing with her, making it clear that he wasn't going to leave. Whoever it was also threatened to tell Professor Snape on them, which made Sevvie start laughing.
Finally, Parvati decided she had no choice. "Sorry everyone, I can't do anything else! I have to let him in!" she said apologetically. Then she opened the door, and the whiney, annoying, persistent person walked in.
"What's going on?" Colin Creevey asked in wonder, looking around. Parvati was holding her foot in her hand because she had hurt it kicking the door. Sevvie and Ally were leaning against the wall by the champagne, arms around each other.
Cho was glaring at Cissa, and Lucius was staring at her while glaring at Remmie. Remmie and Sirius were in the middle of trying to get Sirius onto a bubble from the water without one of his shoes falling off and sinking to the bottom of the pool.
"What the heck are you doing here?" Sirius asked Colin incredulously. Colin grinned eagerly. "Someone told me Harry was in here signing autographs!" he said with excitement.
"Wow, you have still got some serious issues," Sirius said, rolling his eyes. Colin shook his head as if Sirius had no idea what he was talking about. "Look, obsessive kid, we're kind of in the middle of something here," Cissa said exasperatedly, "You can stay if you really, really feel the need to, but you're going to have to sit down in the corner and be quiet."
Everyone thought that that would discourage Colin. It would have made most other people go away. But Colin was definitely not most other people. "Okay, cool!" Colin said, and he walked right over to the corner and sat down in it, ready to watch the action. After that, everyone basically forgot that he was even in the room.
"Remmie, pull harder, you're going to drown me!" Sirius whined. Remmie accommodated him. "Remus, forget him, you're supposed to be snogging me!" Cissa practically shouted. Everyone went quiet for a second.
It was almost as if one of them had cast a charm on everyone in the room that froze them and silenced them. But it was really just the shock of what she had said and how loud it had been. A few seconds later, the silence was broken, and everyone started yelling at each other.
"What are you doing? You just gave away our whole plan!" Remmie said, somewhat in shock that he had probably gone through all that for nothing. Cissa glared at him, and at everyone in general. "It's not my fault! It's your fault for getting paired with me!" she yelled, "and it's Lucius' fault for being so jealous!"
Lucius really flared up at this. "I was not jealous! I don't get jealous!" he said, running a hand through his hair. Cho continued to look daggers at Cissa. "What possible reason would Lucius have to be upset? He was paired with me, and that's twice as good as being paired with you!" she shouted to be heard above everyone else.
"What are you talking about? He's my husband! He likes me a million times better than he likes you!" Cissa retorted. "Why are you guys so obsessed!? We're talking about a man who wears a black bow in his hair! Who gives?" Sirius asked reasonably, starting to laugh.
Lucius gave him the signature Malfoy evil glare. "I give!" Cho and Cissa said at the same time. "He likes me better!" they said in unison again. "Just get over yourself you stuck-up jerk! It's obvious Lucius likes me better than you!" Cho shouted angrily, "You don't stand a chance any more! Give it up! Come on Lucius, let's go up to my dorm!"
The noise of everyone arguing was so loud that it was hard to hear what Lucius responded. "What did you say?" Cissa asked, putting a hand over both Sirius' and Remmie's mouths to stop them from talking. "I said, no, I won't. I think Cissa and I need to talk," Lucius repeated quietly.
"WHAT?!" Cho yelled, eyes flashing, "What do you mean, no you won't!? If you like her better than me, why don't you just say so!?" Cissa looked at Lucius intently, and Cho stared at him, daring him to do it.
"I like her better than you," he said, making both Cissa's and Cho's mouths drop open. "D@mnit!" she said, looking very upset, "&^%$ you Lucius Malfoy!" With that, she climbed out of the pool and strode quickly over to the door. "You can't go more than five feet away from your partner, so you're kind of stuck here!" Sirius yelled, sniggering.
Cho whipped around, looking fiercely at him. "The dance has got to be more than halfway over! I'm sure Professor Dumbledore has taken the spell off by now!" she said, and continued walking.
She had only gotten six feet away from Lucius when silver sparks erupted and she was jolted back to the side of the pool next to Lucius. "D@mn! The Headmaster hasn't taken the spell off yet! Stupid sock-loving old fool!" Cho yelled to no one in particular.
Recovering herself as quickly as she could, she walked hurriedly over to where Colin was sitting. "Did you see what happened?" she asked, sitting down next to him. Colin nodded, looking confused. "Don't you think Lucius is a b@$t@rd?" she asked again forcefully. Colin nodded again, not that he would do anything else.
"Good," Cho said, and with one last glare at Lucius, she turned away from him and began to snog Colin. Colin snogged her back. He didn't quite understand what had happened, but this had to be the next best thing to obsessing over Harry. He just could not believe his good luck.
