A/U: You're all going to think I'm nuts and are going to hate me for this story. But, so? I'm working on Net Nitro, and Bring me to Life is nearly done
A Goose Story! -The Goose Virus-
Rockman woke up in his PET, right before the usual time he was to wake up Netto get to school. However, he hesitated this morning. Something did not feel right, but what that something was, he had no idea. That is, until he figured he ought to start waking his Operator up. The volume had been turned down all the way... which was just plain odd.
Turning the volume back on, even turning it a little higher than usual, Rock shouted. "NETTO HIKARI! WAKE UUUUUPPPP!"
"AAAAAAHHHH!" A once sleeping but now fully awake Netto jumped 5 feet in the air, tumbling straight out of bed. Rockman rolled on the floor of his PET with laughter at the expression on Netto's face. "Rockman, wtf is your problem!" he groaned rubbing his sore behind, only causing the Navi to laugh even more.
Netto continued to grumble and even yawn a little as he went out the door, down the hall to get washed up in the bathroom. Rockman calmed down just a bit, getting up from the floor, still chuckling to himself. However as soon as he put his arms down to his sides... his face went completely white. He felt something on his body what had never been there before - feathers. Big ones. Looking down, he noted they were big Ublue/U ones. Pulling at one to see if it'd come off, he determined they couldn't be removed without much significant pain.
He wondered why he was so calm about this. But then it dawned on him that the whole thing hadn't really hit him yet. Only now did the realization come to him. He did the only thing he could think of doing...
Panicking he began running around his PET hysterical, screaming his head off. Only his 'AAAAAHHHH!' and 'NOOOOO!'s weren't coming out that way. Instead... they were uhonks/u.
Netto, of course, could hear it all the way from the bathroom, and he came running, mouth full of toothpaste, the handle of the toothbrush sticking out just a little bit. First his eyes widened in shock and surprise, then he got confused as to what the heck was going on. Then he just started laughing hard, earning him a few harsh honks from Rockman.
"Honk honk! Honk!" Netto-kun! This isn't funny!
However the sight of Rockman with his feathered arms at his sides honking only served to fuel Netto's laughter. The poor distraught Navi planted his face in his hands, beginning to get frustrated, close to the point of tears.
"Honk honk..."
Quickly, Netto noticed that those sounds weren't angry or happy ones... they were extremely sad ones. Like 'I want this nightmare to end...' or 'why'd this have to happen to me...'
Taking the blue PET into his hands Netto looked over his Navi trying to figure out just why Rockman had the feathers of a big bird and why he sounded like a goose. "Rockman, calm down, I'm here! It's ok, we'll figure this out!" he offered those words of comfort, trying to hold back a few giggles at the sight of the inside of the screen, several feathers lying about, having fallen off with the commotion. Gradually Rock was able to calm down enough to nod at him, and sit on the floor, trying to take it easy for now and not get frantic again.
Soon after Netto got dressed and ready for school, they got an email from SciLabs, happening to be from dad. It was about a virus that was similiar to the Neko Virus... only this time, it was called the Goose Virus.
to be continued...
