Camp Pretty Hill Part Three

Notes: After a period of holidays and severe laziness, I am back once more with another instalment of what I think is already everybody's favourite fic. Am I right or am I right? I think you know the answer.

Kitty's Katt: My imaginary friend, Kitty, got confused at your name and thought she had a pet. But NOT TO WORRY! She's recovered now, and unless Crawdie has eaten her, is perfectly fine. Ahh well, sequels always lack that originality, don't they? But I'm glad you find me amusing. Keep reviewing!

Tear22: Back again, Teary deary? Very good. Nice discovery…yes, I stole it off Banshee too. Let's hope she won't notice, OK? As always, so complimentary…I feel I should also award you the super special Eevee's Extra Special Wensleydale Cheese of Appreciation for Reviews Award! So it's yours. Stick it on your profile. Keep reading.

eternalreaperkid: Thank you for your plural reviews! No, I think they were probably ordered there…I don't know why Butch and Cassidy had to go to. Maybe they'll tell us. Tell us all. Since I will be the last one to know anything, as usual. Oh yes! I had forgotten his usage of 'oooooh!'. Thanks for the recap. I'm not wilting…BUT I MIGHT DO IF I DON'T GET MORE REVIEWS. A pointed comment…but interpret it how you will…NON REVIEWWERS!

Stacey: Well, if you had mentioned it, I have no qualms with you mentioning it again. Praise me…but not in a blasphemous way! Yes, he is bad, I've told him before I like to keep things secular. Thanks chickadee!

Nous reunirons encore: OK OK! I'll read them! I like reading others' fics. French…the language of lurve…What does that make German the language of? Strudel?

Banshee: Banshee dear, you amaze me and make my heart full of love every time you review. Never stop reviewing, or I'll die of a broken heart. Think of the terrible waste of human life and comedic value!

And without further ado or a dog, chapter three!

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"But Cassidy, what could we possibly try that we haven't endlessly tried already?" wailed Butch plaintively.

"We haven't tried anything, Nimbus 2000!" said Cassidy, thoughtfully turning the fic into a crossover.

"A good point well made, but I still don't see what we could possibly do," said Butch.

"There are probably a million useful things that we could do!" said Cassidy.

"I could collect more fire wood?" suggested James.

"That's not one of them James!" yelled Cassidy. James sat down grumpily, hugging his knees and singing 'Amazing Grace' softly.

"What time is it?" asked Jessie lazily.

"About now," replied Meowth.

"That's useful."

"FOCUS!" screamed Cassidy. They all did 'startled fawn'. "Right. Now. We need something long, thick and stable to put across that gaping canyon."

"How do you spell innuendo?" wondered Butch idly.

"Well, now I don't know what to suggest, because I was going to say James, but if it has to be stable…" Jessie trailed off. James was making noises that she foolishly interpreted as thoughtful. "Are you pondering the mysteries of life James?"

"No." Jessie looked at him properly and discovered he was licking his knee. Through his trousers. She screamed an insult at him, abandoning the Nice Lady's advice. James looked offended.

"What?" he said angrily. "I'm not licking your knee."

Cassidy lost her temper. She seized Jessie round the waist.

"Hey get off my girlfr—partner!" yelled James, standing up immediately. A million rocketshippers cheered in the background and he looked around, puzzled. Then Jessie uttered a small squeal and he attempted to pull Cassidy off her.

"No don't!" said Butch. "This was getting interesting!"

"You are sick," said Meowth, throwing him a disgusted look. Cassidy suddenly broke away from Jessie and James, leaving them to grapple with each other in a seemingly oblivious way. She held a Pokeball triumphantly in her hand.

"Go Arbok!" she yelled, throwing it to the ground. Lickitung popped out.

"Licki tung tung licki!" it said angrily. (Isn't it enough you blame me for everything? You have to wake me up as well?)

"Ooooooh!" exclaimed James randomly, realising that he hadn't said it at all for a while. Nobody paid any attention.

"Jessie, release Arbok for crying out loud so it can lie across the canyon and we can all go home!" yelled Cassidy. She looked close to tears. Jessie pushed James away from her, looking flustered.

"Well why didn't you say so?" she said. "Go Arbok!"

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"Oh go ON James!" said Jessie impatiently. "You'll be fine!"

"I'm going, I'm going!" said James impatiently. "I just don't like the idea of slipping off a giant snake and plummeting to my violent and miserable death!"

"You're such a baby," muttered Cassidy. "Butch is already on the other side!"

"What's he doing?" asked Meowth, squinting at Butch. He seemed to be dancing.

"The salsa by the looks of it," said Jessie. "Come ON James!"

"OK, I'm going!" He gulped. "After all…a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do…"

"Yeah, and after that, a woman's gotta do what the man didn't manage," muttered Jessie to Cassidy.

Eventually though, they joined Butch on the other side of the canyon. But they did not join in his dancing.

"I guess this is when we go our separate ways then," said James, looking slightly mournful.

"Like you'll really miss having us around," said Cassidy dismissively. "You'll be perfectly happy by yourselves, pretending not to have a twisted threesome or whatever you guys do."

"We cause trouble!" said Jessie heatedly.

"Make that double!" yelled James.

"Dat's more right that you can shake a stick at!" shouted Meowth. Everyone gaped at him.

"What?" he asked. "Just trying to put in some variety…" Butch smiled.

"See you soon Meowth," he said. He turned to Jessie. "I'll try and get you some more material on Cassidy."

"Thanks Butch," said Jessie gratefully. "You're the perfect blackmail accomplice."

"See you around," said Cassidy. Then she thoughtfully added, "Losers."

But it didn't matter because they all knew they could fight it out next time the author threw them into an absurd (but absurdly funny) situation.

Yeah. They'd get her for it next time.

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Make sure y'all review, you hear? I'll see you in the next dimension…DON'T BE LATE!