"FOOD!" Sirius yelled excitedly, as a magnificent feast appeared on four long tables. The sorting ceremony had been a long one and everyone was glad to see the end of it.

"Hey Nick!" Jade greeted the Gryffindor ghost, as he floated up from underneath a pile of chicken wings.

The grand feast went smoothly. Everyone was talking and enjoying themselves.

A ringing sound echoed through the entire room as Professor McGonagall tapped her fork to her empty glass. Everyone fell silent as Professor Dumbledore stood up and made his speech. When the head master had finished, James, Lily and the prefects stood up to lead the rest of the students.


Jade groaned as Professor McGonagall handed her, her timetable. "Double NEWT potions first hour"! "It's essential if you are going to be an auror". McGonagall reminded her strictly as she passed Lily her timetable. "I've got the same." Lily commented.

James, Lily, Sirius, Jade, Remus, and Serena made their way down to the potions dungeon. They along with Emmilene and Alice were the only non Slytherins that had this class. The Slytherins consisted of Severus Snape, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Black, Rodolphus Lestrange, Belletrix Black, Alexis Rhode, and Vanessa Rollins.

"Good morning everyone, I whole heartedly congratulate you on making this class. It's very hard to do you know." Professor Slughorn explained beaming. "Ms. Evans I knew you would make it back! However I am a bit surprised that you got a high enough grade to return, Ms. Layne".

Jade was pretty smart but potions was most defiantly not her best subject. As Slughorn turned his back Jade stuck out her tongue earning a few chuckles from the Gryffindor table.

"Now we are going to all be working on a new potion today. This is going to be very hard. It is a body switching potion. It is designed for the drinker to switch bodies with the person closest them. Okay off you go."

James fished through his copy of Advanced Potion Making. He didn't understand this at all.

He leaned over to see how Lily was doing. James copied her and leaned over once again to copy the next step. He watched for a long time. He didn't understand what she was doing. James checked his book. Nothing.

Suddenly there was a loud bang and whole lot of smoke.

"What did you do James?" Lily (who now looked and sounded a lot like Remus) screamed. "I…" "Did you let it sit?" an outraged Professor Slughorn (whom looked quite a lot like Snape) asked. "Yeah, I guess but…"

Professor Slughorn sighed. "Ms. Evans?" "Yes." Remus answered politely. The Gryfindors laughed. "Very funny, Mr. Lupin." Slughorn commented chuckling. "Now Ms. Evans I would like you to tutor Mr. Potter."


"This is all your fault Potter! First day of classes and you already screw things up! I have to tutor you and walk around looking like Remus all day!" "I resent that!" Remus scoffed.

"This is really weird I feel like I'm shouting at Sirius…" Lily said quietly in a confused tone. "ALSO YOUR FAULT!" she yelled turning back to James (or Sirius).

"I say we see how long we can fool the other professors!" Jade (or Serena) suggested smiling wickedly.

Suddenly Peter appeared seemingly out of no where. "James…the…they…" Peter stammered. "Not James." Sirius answered simply. "What?" Peter asked, truly confused.

Remus laughed (which to his horror came out as a giggle). "Shut up girly man." Sirius hissed. Peter had no chance to wonder about this before Lucius (or Narcissa) stormed up towards James fuming.

"Potter!" "Yes Narcissa?" Sirius asked sweetly. Lucius clenched his fists, his face quickly changing from red to some shade of plum. "Potter, you moron, look what you did!" Lucius fumed swinging his feminine arms around.

"Actually I think it's a rather nice look for you Lucy!" Jade sneered. "Why you little half blooded…" Lucius pulled out his wand and pointed it at Jade. Jade pulled out her own wand.

"Narcissa! Serena! What do you to think you are doing?" Professor McGonagall stood with her hands on her hips. "I would have expected better from you two!"

At first Jade didn't understand. But then she fought off the erg to laugh. McGonagall thought she was Serena!

"Well then I will see the two of you in my office for detention tomorrow night." Jade shook her head wondering how she was going to explain to McGonagall why she turned up for detention instead of Serena.


"I can't believe she has to tutor me! I mean I messed up once! A lot of people mess up once! It's not fair now Lily's going to hate me. Why did Slughorn do that to me?" James asked. He had been going on about this for a half an hour.

"Well that's a good question and all but everyone knows that the real question in life is how many men can get hit in the groin before a turtle goes through a doggy door." Sirius explained matter-of-factly. This earned him strange stares from everyone in the common room.

"What?" James asked. He was horribly confused. "Where did that come from? Were you even listening to me?"

"Sure I was but I can say weird thing like that because I'm James Potter!" Sirius stated happily like that explained everything.

James' face suddenly fell. He just remembered that he still looked like Sirius and Sirius like him. Well two can play that game! James grinned to himself and immediately stood up and began the funky chicken.

Seeing where this was going, Sirius began to sing I feel like a women on top of his lungs. James challenged this by declaring his undying love for Peter Pan. Sirius waved his wand and he appeared in a pink tutu. With this he began dancing around the room. James answered this by leading the conga with a bushel of fruit on his head and wearing a skirt.

Suddenly there was a huge flash of light and both boys returned to there normal selves.

As soon as Sirius and James realized what had happened they fell on the floor in fits of laughter.

A few people began to chuckle. Then in no time the entire Gryffindor common room broke out into hysterics.