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Olive Juice

Chapter Three: Definite Control

---:Jyllian:---

What kind of comment is that? "I won't rape you or anything." Goodness gracious. It's like he's been THINKING of raping me. That's not good, mind you. I shivered as I went back to my room. I pretty much just ruined my entire year. With like… three words. Three words to ruin my whole seventh year. Way to go, Jyll. I'm never going to be able to sleep tonight. Besides, I feel like taking another shower. He touched me. That's disgusting. He touched my FACE. Well, nearly. My hair, but my hair was in my face! Get a grip, Jyll. This isn't the first time a guy has touched you! It's not the first time a guy has touched me, but it's the first time I got that eerie feeling. Like I was being electrocuted or something. I didn't like it at all. Not one bit.

---:Random:---

I walked back into my room and fell onto my bed. Okay, kinda blew that one. I hadn't meant to say anything raping OUT LOUD. Oh well, she knows she liked it. Again, I don't think I have to say that there would be no raping. Is that the shower I hear? What is wrong with that girl? She just took a shower. Oh, no. Not another one who thinks I am infected. Wait, she already did think I was infected. I have serious problems. Maybe I'll read my book again. How long can one book last without the part where she gets her period? MY GOD!

I read for about fifteen minutes before the book started to get good, "FINALLY! SHE GOT HER PERIOD! THANK THE LORD! Speaking of the Lord, does she believe in him again? Thank the Lor- Oh crap." I realized too late that I probably shouldn't have said what I'd just said too loudly. I hope Lamm didn't hear that. If she did I hope she comes to see what the hell I'm talking about, so I can explain that I'm reading a book. That would lead to me having to explain why I'm reading this book, but I can probably deal with that...

---:Jyllian:---

I stepped out of the shower. I probably shouldn't have taken another one. Isn't that like wasting water? Oh well, this is the wizarding world! They can make water come out of someone's ears! Anyway, as I took a quick peak in the mirror, that was fogged up, I heard Random yell something. I didn't understand quite what it was, but it sounded suspicious. I walked over and poked my head through the door. Just my head. I didn't need him to see me in my towel when he's thinking about raping me.

"Um… Random? You okay?" I asked cautiously, just in case he was possessed or something.

---:Random:---

Since I had been lying on my stomach my head snapped back when she opened my door. I twisted my head weird and pain shot through my neck. "OW! Bloody HELL! OW!" I rolled over onto my back, gripping my neck. I was in pain and the dreaded floating head demon also known as Jyllian Lamm was just floating there. Not bothering to help me. I continued to swear for several seconds before I tried to sit up. Bad idea. After that I just laid there, waiting for something other than stares like I was stark raving mad. I glared at the ceiling and wished that I could either get help or be left alone. Maybe I should voice that... No, that would be mean. Oh, well, Prude Wench deserves it right now.

"Are you going to ask if I'm okay, or just stare at me like some side-show freak? Because if it's not the first one I would prefer if you would just go away," I told her, coldly. I looked at her to best of my ability and she seemed to be laughing at me. Her eyes showed that she was. Damn woman.

---:Jyllian:---

Okay… Maybe he really is possessed. Did he not hear me just ask, like two seconds ago, if he was okay? Well, apparently, my voice means nothing to him. What was I thinking before? He doesn't listen to what I say. I suppose he is in pain. Maybe I should do something? But wait – I'm still in my towel.

"Err… are you okay?" He shot me a nasty look. "Alright, well, I'll take that as a no…" I ran back out of the room to get my wand and a cloth from the bathroom, but I'm pretty sure he thought that I was just leaving him. So he's probably really pissed at me right now. Oh well. I handed him the wet cloth in my hand. "Here," I said as I gave it to him. "I charmed it to turn really hot, but then turn really cold. It's something I picked up from my mum. It should make your neck feel better." He took it reluctantly and put it behind his neck. I started out of the room, but forgot about the reason that I had come into his room in the first place. I just couldn't pass up the opportunity.

"Oh, and congratulations on getting your period!" I said cheerfully before almost skipping back to my room.

---:Random:---

Man, now she thinks I'm like, some man with OVARIES! I'm seventeen for Christ's sake. APPARENTLY, girls get their period before that. At least she got me something for my neck. I thought she was just going to leave me here to die or something, but she came back with this thing for my neck. Then she left saying that I'm an Ovary-man. That's so lame. Maybe she'll come back and talk to me. That would be nice, she seems like a fun person to talk to, not just try to seduce. Although, that is fun, too. I'm so bored. I thought she said this thing was going to get colder. OW! HOT! Oh, I think it's getting colder now. Dear God, that's cold.

What the hell is she banging around in the bathroom for (and is she alone? Sorry, bad Random. Thinking bad thoughts again). Does she have no consideration of a man in serious pain?

"Oy, what are you doing in there?"

---:Jyllian:---

I had tripped. Way to go, Jyll. God. You were celebrating, and you FALL OVER! I sighed. I heard his "concern" from the other room.

"Euuuugh!" I yelled back. I wasn't quite back into my groove, if you know what I mean. A little disoriented at the moment. I had hit my head on the counter. I started to get up, but I immediately saw black spots that distorted my vision, so I sat back down. This whole 'you're in a towel' predicament wasn't working out for me. I should have changed really quickly when I went to get my wand, but NO! I had to hurry up and help the boy in pain. Now, I can't get up, and he's in pain, so he can't get up. We're both screwed. Except he has one of those Hot-Cold Cloths. I don't. Besides, it wouldn't help. I tried to stand up again but failed once more, for I had hit my head again on the counter. Note to self: move out from under the counter before attempting to get up. "Auurrrm!" I yelled. I don't know where these words are coming from, they just are. All I knew at that point was that my head hurt really badly.

---:Random:---

I heard strange noises coming from the bathroom. They were almost... No. Bad train of thought. I wonder what's wrong with her. I fight my pain and manage to get out of bed. I take my hot-cold thingy with me and stumble to the bathroom door. I push it open further to reveal Jyllian lying on the floor holding her head. My pain seemed to disappeared, or at least become less noticeable, when I realized that the crashing sound I had heard was her hitting her head. I immediately walk over to her and wrap my arms around her, to get her up. She seems rather dazed and allows me to walk her into her room. I help her climb into her bed. She is still making those strange noises that, if she weren't at risk of dying, would totally have turned me on...

Once she gets comfortable I walk through the bathroom and into my own room, where I collapse onto my bed, again. This has certainly been an eventful day. I needed some good sleep. I went back into Jyllian's room with that hot-cold pad, which was turning hot again, for some reason and placed it on her head. I think she was alseep, but I'm not entirely positive. I looked at her for a few minutes. God, she was peaceful looking when she slept. I finally went back into my own room and fell asleep.

---:Jyllian:---

I was walking down a hallway. I must have gotten hurt or something because walking seemed like the hardest thing in the world. There were doors on both sides of me. I had no idea where I was or why I was here. I started peeking in all the doors as if I was looking for something, but I didn't know what. I hate not knowing everything I possibly can about the situation, so I was starting to get really stressed out. I opened door after door, just finding a dark room. When I reached the end of the hall, there was a single door. It said, 'Evol' on it. What 'evol' meant, I had no idea. There was a light coming out of the crack from the door. I walked up to it and pushed it open. In it, stood Random Halid.

I sat up rather quickly. Bad idea. My head still hurt very, very badly. I laid back down. What was up with that dream? And what the heck does "evol" mean? Why is Random haunting my dreams? He's not something I want to see during the day, not to mention my subconscious! I would have shook my head if it didn't hurt so much. …How did I get in my bed anyway? And, oh crap, I'm still wearing my towel. Blast this stupid towel! The last thing I remember is falling over in the bathroom. I hate my stupid feet. They're too big for my body, I say. Make me fall over every which way! That still doesn't explain how I got into this terribly comfortable bed in time to have that HORRIBLE dream. No, nightmare! Well, I suppose it wasn't a nightmare, but it wasn't a good dream. It was… A NIGHT THING! That's what it was. Either I levitated myself, which is highly impossible, or someone, someone being Random, carried me. Okay. I don't like the thought of either. One: I'm wearing a towel, and I don't want him touching me when I'm wearing a towel. Enough said. Two: levitating yourself when you're unconscious can't be a good thing, signs of Dark Magic or something! Three: Well, there is no three. It just seemed like a list of two things was a list that had gone to waste! But still… this is going to bother me. I need to know. I changed quickly into my pajamas. Enough of this damn towel. I tiptoed through the bathroom, very carefully. My head was still throbbing, but I ignored it. I had to know. I peeked through my co-Head's door into his room. I found him reading a book, still wide awake with his Hot-Cold Cloth still on his neck.

"Random?" I whispered. He looked at me, surprised, and smiled.

---:Random:---

I turn my as my door opens and Jyllian calls out my name. I smile, she's hasn't died. Agreeable I probably should have taken her to the Hospital Wing, and not to her bed, but still. She isn't dead, I think that is a pretty good feat. She better be pretty grateful that I saved her life. What if she doesn't know I saved her life? Great, I'm a hero, but nobody KNOWS IT! I feel like God is smiting me for liking the connected bathrooms so much. Here I was beginning to think I was a blessed one, but NO! I'm a hero without acknowledgment. I'm like...well I can't think of a super hero, but I'm sure there is one. Although, I'm entirely positive that there is...Okay, off track. I should probably ask what she wants...

"Yeah?" Great response, Halid. Smashing. I'm a real word doctor, right? Well I must be, I have girls falling at me feet every where I go. Not that I dislike it all that much. Some of them are worthy. Most of the worthy ones aren't very bright...I guess that's saying something about me, right. Oh well, I enjoy being a player. I can honestly tell you that I can't remember a time when I had a girlfriend I really wanted to be faithful to. I normally was anyways, but not because I wanted to be. I just find it awful to cheat on someone because you don't know why you started dating them in the first place (other than sex). I have never really had a girlfriend for very long, so I guess it doesn't matter, does it? My girlfriends always seem to be really clingy and annoying if you talk to them for more than five minutes. Five minutes. That's about how long most people think my relationships last. They last at least ten. Just kidding. The longest time is...a couple of weeks? I don't even remember. Oh well...See? This is what happens when I have to wait for someone to reply. She is looking at me nervously. WHAT DOES SHE HAVE TO BE NERVOUS ABOUT?

---:Jyllian:---

"Err… Random? Yeah, uh… I was just – um…" I started. God! Why didn't the words come out of my mouth? Why was he even awake? He was supposed to be asleep so I could just say what I wanted to say to his sleeping figure. Not his overly attentive face! "I just wanted to… uh… Thanks," I said quickly before turning around and shutting the door. I took more deep breaths. Why was that so hard! Gah… I swear, I'm going insane. It must have been my head ache.

---:Random:---

"Honestly, it was the weirdest night of my life. I've had some weird ones, if you know what I mean," I said to my friends as we sat at the table for breakfast the next morning. I swear to Lord above that I was going to go insane if I hadn't talked to my friends. I needed some good male interaction before my head split open from confusion. She bothers me AT NIGHT for something other than what we both know we want, and when she does so, she doesn't make sense. I wasn't going to bite, you know, unless she's into that sort of thing. I doubt she is. Why am I even thinking like that? This is Prude Wench, man, keep your mind on track.

Kemp got a look on his face, "Well, if she doesn't like you, you would mind if I had a go at it?" I stare blankly at him and he starts to laugh. "I'm joking, man, I'm not gonna try to get your girl. It sounds like your charm has started to work, though. Keep it up. Who knows? Maybe she will let you have her." He smirked and continued eating his eggs. I just shook my head and chuckled lightly to myself. Kemp is like a brother to me. I'd let myself die for him, but when it comes to a hot girl, he just can't keep it in his pants where it belongs. If he sees a hot girl that finds him hot in return he can't control himself. He is so horny. All the time. Not even I'm that bad, and I'm pretty horny. Kemp also has a tendency to be perverted, worse than me. That's saying something, yes?

"Leave the poor guy alone, Kemp." Zeke said, shaking his head.

"What? I was leaving him alone," Kemp looked hard Zeke, "Something wrong, Pierre? You seem..." I trailed off.

"Irritable?" I finished.

"Yes! That's the word, good on Ran! So what's wrong Pierre, my man?" Zeke just looked at him and muttered something about going to the bathroom. He left the table and Kemp turned to me. "I think it's a girl, but which one?" We looked around the Great Hall. I was nodding my head in agreement, but shrugged, not finding anything suspicious.

"Time to go to class, Kem, let's go." With that we left the Great Hall and caught up with Zeke, who had not gone to the bathroom for all we could tell.

---:Jyllian:---

"Arielle, I'm serious! The night was so… Random," I said to one of my best friends the next day at breakfast.

"What do you mean, 'it was so Random'?" she asked me. I just realized. His name goes well with describing events, doesn't it? I'll have to remember to comment on that.

"Well, we kept running into each other, and I got hit on the head, he cricked his neck… it was so weird!" I said. I probably shouldn't have told them about the whole head thing… Oh no, here it comes.

"You hit your head!" Court practically yelled. "Why didn't you go to the Hospital Wing!" Oh no, now I have to explain. Stupid, Jyll, bad move.

"I… uh… went unconscious," I started. I closed my eyes. Now they're going to freak out and ask me how I know I passed out or something stupid like that. Then, I'll have to tell them that Random carried me to my bed while I was only wearing a towel – NO! No comments about towels. It will just get their girlish minds a'workin' about something I really don't want to know about. Towel comment never leaves my mouth.

"You. Went. Unconscious! JYLLIAN! That's dangerous! How could you just… Ugh! So, I imagine you woke up on the floor?" Arielle asked me, taking a bite of eggs. She asks the wrong questions at exactly the wrong times, don't you agree? She could have just left the comment alone, but NO! She had to go and do her whole, 'I know everything, you can't hide anything from me,' thing that I hate.

"Er… not exactly…" I started. I didn't want to say it. Once I said it, they'd have blackmail on me forever. They'd tease me like there was no tomorrow. "Random kind of… erm… camlkjdfslj;lkjd…" I said, jumbling up the last few words.

"Random what?" they asked in unison.

"He… he carried me back to my bed! Happy?" I exclaimed, not too loudly, of course. I glanced down the table while my friends were laughing. Zeke was leaving the hall… Hm… I wonder why…

"H-he… haha!" Court managed out through here gasps for air.

"I think we need to get to class, ladies," I said getting up from the table. "Now."

They made a face and followed me out.

---:Random:---

God, I hate Snape. He just hates me because I'm not greasy and girls actually like me. He wishes he had my dashing good looks," I told my friends as we left a particularly loud Potions class. Loud from cauldrons exploding and from protests and Snape deducted House points, causing even more points to be taken away. I really have always disliked Snape. Poor Bastard can't get a girl so he has to take it out on good looking blokes like myself. Showering is actually a good thing. Those people from the Middle Ages were crazy. How could they go that long without bathing? At risk of sounding queer, that is nasty. How could anybody last that long? I start to feel gross after two days. Not that I ever go two days without showering, but still. At least we're done for the day. I have to go dump my things in my room. My co-head is not taking Potions or at least not at the same time as me, Lucky Lamm. Hey, good for me. I made a...umm...I don't remember what they are called, but they have a special name...Oh well, I made one.

I walk into the Heads Commons and Lamm is sitting reading a book. I walk past her and dump my things in my room before I decide to pay attention to her. I sit on the couch opposite her and stare until she realizes that I am looking at her. When she finally does look up she does so uncomfortably.

---:Jyllian:---

He was staring at me. I don't think he knew I knew… but I did. That really made no sense, but that's okay. But really, what person just sits there and stares at someone? It's a little creepy isn't it? Ah well… I guess I better acknowledge him.

"Hi," I said. His face lit up. Yes, you moron, I knew you were sitting there. "What was up with Zeke this morning?" It's been bothering me since breakfast. Normally, those three never separate. They're like… Siamese triplets or something. Seriously, they hunt babes together, they study together (haha, those guys, study?), they do EVERYTHING together. I wouldn't be surprised if they went to the loo at the same time. Oh well… let's see what's wrong with 1/3 of the duo…

---:Random:---

What was wrong with Zeke? Well I'm not entirely positive myself. I'll just give her a cookie cutter answer, "He just didn't get enought sleep and he left a book in the dorm so he had to go back and get it." I smiled to assure that my story was true and that I wasn't lying to her.

I hope she doesn't detect the slight twitch that occurs in my mouth when I am smiling and lying at the same time. I was never any good at multi-tasking. Once I tried to talk and hu- no, bad example. I am trying to not be perverted. Wait, since when? I never said I wouldn't be a perv. Oh well, I won't even try to attempt that one, but I'm not going to finish that train of thought, other than saying that I didn't work out so well. I need to find out what is wrong with Zeke-y.

She is looking at me questioningly. Please let her believe me. I really don't care if she believe me because there are VERY few ways she could get anything out of me. Not that there is much to get out because I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING! Okay, I know some things, but not about this situation. I guess if she wanted to find out nothing she could...No stop while you're ahead, Halid.

Wait, why does she even care? I'm not going to ask her, that would seem like I actually care, which I do. She doesn't know that though...

---:Jyllian:---

Damn him. Guys are such jerks. They lie. Boys lie. It's the truth. You can just tell. His mouth is having spasms and his eyes are nervous. Wait a minute… why am I paying that close attention to him? Nevermind… He's lying. What if Zeke's in real trouble? … He probably is. He probably told them not to tell, so they're being all 'Yo, my bro,' and not telling anybody. Now Zeke's going to end up seriously injured. Great. I have to figure out what's going on.

….Okay, that was a really long train of thought. But there is something up with Zeke. I just know it. Screw the whole 'he didn't get sleep' theory. That never works on girls, you'd think he'd know this by now… But I guess not. He'll tell me eventually. Oh, I know… I'll work my charm! It seems to work on him.

"So," I said, crossing my legs. I scooted further toward him and smiled. "I saw Court looking at Kemp weirdly today. Do you anything about it?" I blinked and flipped my hair over my shoulder. Let's see if he'll crack.

Please crack, Random!

---:Random:---

That is all I have to say. I could react to her, but I choose not to. I know she wants me, but she isn't going to get what she wants by flipping her hair and scooting closer to me. As much as I like this new more flirty Jyllian, I know she is doing this on purpose.

"I don't know anything about Court, I don't even know her, really. I doubt Kemp even knows she exists, sorry to be harsh, but it's the truth. He is into...well sluts to tell the truth and I doubt that's what Court is. I guess that's what can be expected from a man-whore, huh?" I smirk at her apparent shock from me calling my friend such a thing.

"What? He admits he's player. It's that big of a deal. He enjoys going from girl to girl, so it's not going to make it go away be pretending it doesn't exist." I smile at her and move my face closer, so my nose is almost touching hers. "Attempting appeal to my hormones isn't going to get anything out of me, by the way." I smile as sweetly as possible and pick up the book she has been reading: Pride and Prejudice.

"I liked this book, are you enjoying it?" I look up to see her shocked expression. Apparently she wasn't expecting me to really read muggle books. Oh well, her problem for underestimating me, like I said before, I'm not stupid.

---:Jyllian:---

Again, I'll start out with: Damn him. He thinks he's so smart. He's got the "I've read more muggle books than you" act down. I glared at him. I'm not even going to answer him. But on to a more important subject: Why isn't my seduction working! It used to work all the time. Of course, I've only known him for a little over a day… But still! He's a guy. Why isn't it working? Why, I ask you, why! Grr… I hate this boy more than I hated him yesterday. Which was a lot.

I glared at him again and scooted back into my seat where I was comfortable. I crossed my arms over my chest, but I kept my legs crossed. I don't even know why I'm so upset… Life at Hogwarts isn't the carefree holiday it used to be. I sighed inside. There's got to be something I can do to make him tell me about Zeke. I have a few plans. Plan A: do the seductive thing again. It used to work, maybe it will work again. Plan B: ask him. Sounds simple, but it's much harder than it seems. When you ask someone a question, it makes you vulnerable. I don't like to be vulnerable. Plan C: leave. Eventually, he'll come and find me. Plan D: There is no Plan D, I just decided to put it in here. I think I'll go with Plan A. Haha, I love it. I've never gotten to be flirty before! But now that I know it works (most of the time), I think I'll use it more often!

I pouted and slowly stood up, never letting my gaze leave his eyes. He did have beautiful eyes, after all. "Random?" I asked in the sexiest voice I could, which wasn't hard – not to sound conceited. Haha. "Why won't you tell me about Zeke?" I walked over to the couch he was sitting on paused momentarily. He got a different look in his eyes, but I don't know what it was. I flipped my skirt up a little, and took a seat on his knee. I wrapped my arms around his neck and pouted again. "Please tell me?"

---:Random:---

Oh, my Lord. When did Lamm turn into uber-slut? She must have eaten something funny. The way she is acting now, totally what I would go for, if it weren't Lamm. I'll just pretend like I'm buying it. I reach up and run my finger now her arm. No chicken skin, that's a good thing. I like that. Although, if she had chicken skin, she would still be hot...Okay that's just my...hormones talking. Yes, hormones...I smirked in a way I happened to know made me look "yummy".

I continued to stroke her arm with my finger, "Sorry, baby, I can't do that." I leaned in closer to her, still stroking her arm, "Mainly because that's none of your business." I picked her up so she was standing in front of me. "If you would like to continue your act anyways, I'd be delighted, but only if you really acted like this," I stood, too, wrapping my arm around her small waist. "Which I know you don't."

I walked away, leaving her in metaphorical dust. I took my leave from the Common Room, but not before adding, "I'll see you at ten for patrolling." I made my way to Gryffindor tower, I was hoping Zeke was too upset to eat anything at dinner that night.

---:Jyllian:---

That's it. No more seductive-ness for Jyllian. Stupid move. Now, he thinks that HE has the upper hand. Which is not good. He doesn't have the… oh God, he does. He has the upper hand. Over me! No, no, no… that does not work for me. I shrieked and went to my room. I greeted my eagle owl with a pet on the nose.

"Hey, hun, how've you been?" I asked her. She's a very, very beautiful bird. I got her for my birthday a few years back. I named her Corel, after my bestest best friends ever.

Ari and Court –

Meet me in the Prefect's bathroom as soon as you get this. The password: bluegrass. See you there!

-Jyll

I tied my letter to Corel's leg, sent her out the window, and headed down to the Prefect's bathroom.

---:Random:---

I enter the Gryffindor Common Room to find it deserted. Enter Tumbleweeds. Just kidding, but not really. I walk up the Seventh Years Boy's dormitory. Not bothering to knock, I enter the room and find exactly what I'm looking for. Ezekiel Garnier in his bed, trapped from escaping the on coming conversation. I hear him start to mumble and I'm guessing it's because I'm there. He obviously doesn't want to talk, poor Zeke-y. He's going to talk anyways. Physical force will be employed if he doesn't snap out of it. Zeke turns away from me on his side, so I just jump on his bed turn him over.

"Talk," I tell him, in a demanding voice. I hear him grumble, "No." I continue to look at him expectantly. Zeke pretty much knows he can't get out of this one, but he wants to anyway. I start to poke him in the side until he swats my hand again. The poking continues and he finally sits up, ready strangle me, I'm sure.

"Okay, I'll tell you, just STOP POKING ME!" Zeke half-yelled, scooting back so he was leaning against the head board. I widen my eyes, waiting for him to start telling me his problems.

"Wait, should I get Kemp for these confessions?"

"NO! I mean, that's okay... I kind of don't want to tell anyone but you..." I quirked my eyebrow at his rejection of the Kemp-ster. We were a trio, we told each other everything, and I don't understand why he was being this way. Very strange behavior from Zeke's corner. I motion for him to keep going. "I just...I really like this girl... and she likes someone...who isn't me." I get it now. It makes sense!

"She likes Kemp, doesn't she? Who is it, Zeke? I really think you should stop being a prick and tell Kemp this, so he doesn't go after the girl you like because he doesn't know you like her... He wouldn't do that, if you didn't want him to, we are your best friends. We have a pact. Remember?" He nodded.

"It's Court Jamison. I've liked her since...Fourth Year? I recently found out that she has a thing for Kemp...I guess I should tell him, but I don't know how I would go about it. It's hard to tell one of your best friends that you are mad at him because some girl likes him..." I looked down in defeat and I smiled, trying to lighten the atmosphere.

"He'll understand, he's more horny that both of us. He'll just think that you want in her pants and he'll try to help you get her, I promise. Just tell him, alright, budd-o?" I smirked because I had Zeke laughing again. A laughing Zeke is a happy and there for good Zeke. Go me. Again, I rule ALL! "Well, I've gotta go now, see you later. Remember, TELL KEMP! If he doesn't know by breakfast tomorrow, I'm taking this into my own hands, got it?" He nodded, still smiling and I left, knowing that he'd be okay. I wonder were my little cupcake is at. I want to torment her mind. She's probably with her girlpals talking about how magnificent I am.

---:Jyllian:---

I waited in the bathroom until Arielle and Court showed up.

"So what's up?" Court asked me. There is something wrong with this girl. I know it.

"You guys know Ezekiel Garnier, right?" I asked them. Hopefully they'd know who I was talking about.

Court looked like she was thinking really hard. "Ezekiel… Ezekiel… ZEKE! Yes! He hangs out with Kemp! …and Random." She looked embarrassed. "Why do you care, Jyll?" Arielle nodded.

"Because there's something wrong with him. I just know it. Oh, yeah, Court? I was meaning to ask you something… What's going on with YOU lately? Please, please, please tell me you're not secretly in love with Random. Please tell me that's not the case!" Arielle nodded again. She's a very agreeing person.

"Not… Random… More like…" she coughed a word, but we all heard what it was anyway.

"Kemp!" Arielle shouted. Oh my God. She DOES love Kemp! That's so weird… so, so weird… Ew, that's like… gross. Kemp is a player – Random told me! He likes sluts! Random also told me that. Court's not a slut. Random told me that, but I already knew that little tidbit. Where is the little know-it-all, anyway?

---:Random:---

Where is she? Hm...I wonder how I can scramble her brain now...I have to go to the loo... Yes! The Prefect's Bathroom. I love you Prefect Bathroom. I mumble the password, "bluegrass" and enter the restroom. In front of me are three different girls. I'm a genius. My bladder must love me. It led me right to my prey. I'm a predator. On the prowl. First, I must use the facilities. I enter a stall and do my business. I walk over to the sinks and the girls still haven't moved, obviously too shocked to do anything. I would be shocked too if my beautiful self walked into the same bathroom as them to use the toilet. They aren't talking anymore. I guess I shocked the breath out of them.

I dry my hands and walk over to the group of girls. I smile charmingly and wrap my arms around Lamm's waist and trace circles on her hip. She had tensed up so I move my mouth closer to her ear and nip at it, asking, "What's up, Jylli?"

---:Jyllian:---

Okay, ew. This boy has some serious problems. He's biting me. Is that a good thing? No, I don't think that's a good thing. Oh my God, what am I going to do? Look at Court and Arielle's faces! I know they just want to either crack up laughing hysterically or scream of terror. Personally, I go for the latter. This is just literally disgusting. It makes me want to kis- no. It makes me want to KICK him. Yes, that's right. Well, hey, two can play this game.

"Nothing much, Ranny, dear." I almost die of laughter inside. Ranny dear? Wow, I am inventive.

---:Random:---

Okay, she's going along with it. This is good, I might be able to get something out of this...Oh well... Ranny Dear, that's what my fan girls call me. I'll have to investigate that one later. Oh well, let's keep on with the charade, shall we? I look at her friends. Hehe...

"You must be Court, I've heard tons about you. I have no idea who you are, but I'm sure you're a wonderful person," I smile at them, even as the unidentified glares. Most likely because I don't know who she is. I turn back to Lamm and nuzzle her ear. "Why are there other people here? We were going to meet. I'm not normally into that, but if you like it that way, I can deal. If you're willing to share me with two other girls." Damn, this girl is quite a bit shorter than me, so I have to lean down to do anything. I don't really care though, it's fine. I like short girls. They are fun. I twirl her hair in my fingers and make her face me, then bury my head in the crook of her neck and began nuzzling that, too, just to make her uncomfortable in front of her friends.

---:Jyllian:---

OH MY GOD! Ew. Ew, ew, ew, ew. Fallllllllllahsdlfhksd! I can't even handle this kind of disgusting-ness. It's indescribable! I shivered… disgusting. But, hey, who would've known that a guy with a heart like THAT would be so warm… It's kind of- WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING! No… no… Nuh-uh.

"Arielle, Court, could you – er… leave us, please?" I asked sweetly. I smiled at them as they left cautiously. They were whispering to each other. I could only imagine what they were saying. I sighed.

"What was that about, Random!" I yelled at him once they were out of earshot.

---:Random:---

"What was what about? I didn't do anything. Speaking of which, only my fan girls ever call me Ranny dear. Are you a member of my fanclub? I wouldn't have pinned you as one, but you never know...Plus I thought I'd done all of the best looking ones...I guess not, eh?" I smirked at her apparent outrage. Apparently I am either incredibly right or disastrously wrong. I'm hoping for the first one, but that wouldn't make sense. She would have given in by now if she were...

Oh god, she has that look on her face again. I'm going to be yelled at. Not again. All this girl ever does it yell, in a not nice way. I can't do anything right in the eyes of this one. Everybody else seems to think what I do is just fine. Hell, I even think what I do is just fine. No, I don't want to be yelled, oh well. I'll just have to endure, won't I? I'm a man, I can do this.

---:Jyllian:---

I opened my mouth to yell at him, but nothing came out. I couldn't do it. Why couldn't I do it? He just totally embarrassed me in front of my friends. He deserves a good yelling at. But… I can't do it. I looked up at him, I have to look up because he's like a frickin' giant. I looked into his eyes. Did I mention that he has beautiful eyes? I moved my face closer to his and stopped. What am I doing? What am I doing? This is so… I sighed.

---:Random:---

She stopped coming closer...she started coming closer more importantly. I reach over and felt her forehead with my hand. She didn't FEEL warm, but who's to say she isn't? It just hasn't shown yet. Maybe she has West Nile virus. You can get that and not have symptoms. Although I don't think this is a symptom of West Nile...Oh well. I'll have to ask her if she is okay, in order to actually find out.

"What you aren't going to yell at me for humiliating you? You feeling alright? I have a feeling you aren't. Maybe you ate something bad...Do you need to go lie down? I can help you get back to Head's Rooms, if you need it..." I said, concerned. This would seem, to the normal person, like I actually care if something wrong with her. When, in fact, I do not. It is just really freaking me out that she isn't yelling at me, and then we she can't yell she goes to kiss me and then stops. Do I care? Most definitely NOT. Not my problem she is confused her own feelings of, what I'm sure are, extreme lust towards yours truly.

New prospect. What if she is actually developing feelings for me... How would I deal with that? I know that there have been a few girls that I've "dated" that actually liked me and didn't just want to be screwed by me, but I never really spent any time with those girls because they scared me...Is that how I am? Is that why I am the way I am? I'm afraid of feelings? I don't want girls to actually like me because maybe, just maybe I'm afraid of...actually liking her back...there for leading to...commitment…

Nah, that's not it.

---:Jyllian:---

I took a deep breath. His face was still just centimeters away from mine. What are you doing, Jyllian? Why are you doing this? Why are you do- I didn't just do that. I DID not just do that! I couldn't have just done that… No, I will not accept it. No. I opened my eyes, which has closed without my consent, to find Random's face in complete shock, as was mine. Oh. My. God. I did just do that. Why did I just do that? WHY! Holy crap…

I stumbled away while Random just stood there like the idiot he really is. I walked over to the sink and looked in the mirror. Why did you do that, Jyllian? He's never going to let you forget this one. Never. You're basically in his debt forever, unless you want the entire school finding out what you just did. Smooth move. NOT.

As if my life wasn't horrible already, I just HAD to go and kiss Random Halid


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