Away at Hogwarts one night a cold wind blew. A wind so strong it would knock your lights out. So strong it could kill you. So strong…. but even more evil. hehehehe
Harry, Ron, and Hermoine were walking through the halls. Suddenly Hogwarts shook! Everyone was freaking out. Then Ron said "OH MY GOSH!" So they all ran to their rooms. Then Dumbledore said "EVERYONE SHUTUP!" So they did. Then Hogwarts started shaking. SHAKING SO HARD THAT THE PICTURE OF THE FAT LADY FELL DOWN! Suddenly, the door opened! Little brown fuzzy things? NO! IT CAN'T BE! KILLER MAN-EATING SQUIRRELS! AHHHHH! So then Harry and Ron started screaming and Hermoine ran and she hit her head on the wall! She was then retardified. So she stop saying "I'm nuttier than squirrel terds!" So then Harry told Ron to shutup but he wouldn't stop so he punched him. So then the squirrels ate Dumbledore! Oh No! Harry said "Avada-Kedavra!" and they poofed...well…no…they actually…. erm…. sort of exploded. A squirrel terd hit Hermoine on the head. She said "EWWWWWW!"
But soon the squirrels came back to life and they attacked Hogwarts and everyone died except for that janitor guy with the messed up eye and his cat.
BECAUSE HE LED THE SQUIRRELS TO HOGWARTS!
